quite funny, like!!!

A young boy goes to see his social worker.
Once they get started the young boy explains his parents have split up and he has nowhere to live.
The social worker says "well live with your mum."
Boy replies "but she beats me"
"how about living with your dad?"
"he beats me too"
The social worker is getting very anxious now and says"well if your mum beats you, and your dad beats you who would you like to live with?"
The boy replies "Bradford City because they don't beat anybody"

another one nicked from Rivals....

don't let anyone from Oxford take the dog for a walk, they can't hold onto the lead...........




alright, I'll f-u-ck off now....................