Reckon that could be Jamie he is home for his annual visit of 2 weeks and is really struggling with the time differences.

He’s missing his battered bamboo chips……it’s an aphrodisiac…….mind you Panda’s eat it but try getting a Panda to s*@g another Panda…another myth exploded

no it was a backlog from the previous nights orders he was doing.

I was there in October so wasn’t me.

I don’t eat chips bamboo or otherwise

Dear me how thick are you Snowy the delivery was possibly for some one who had been working nights, do you ever stop to think before posting ?

Do you ever think…..you really must learn to control you neurotic obstinacy. Tut tut.

Definitely appears he suffers mental health issues minimum.

think anyone would eating a take away curry at 6.30 in the morning.

Maybe Wee Jamie likes a bit of curry on his porridge…at 6.30 in the morning

Curry is not a traditional Thai dish Snowy, if posting try and get your facts right for ones.

What about two’s…..it’s a throw away remark, a joke…. Culinary accuracy is optional.

Cream of Sum Yung Guy anyone..?

Is that a double entendres….

Oui Monsieur.

I shamelessly stole it from "Wayne's World" as it seemed somewhat appropriate.

Snowy can you not express yourself without using foooking emojis please. Now Jamie owns the site get used to not using emojis and definitely not mention Starmer.

Jammy going for a swim…see….A jammy Dodger…

I don't like the fact tiny Gateshead who are now only attracting crowds of around 600ish down from 1100 despite still being 6th place managed to attract a buyer. It makes me more suspicious of Raj and what takeover attempts he has kicked back we don't even know about. Good luck to Gateshead but it's strange...

Driving along past the Town Moor and saw a silver car parked on the Town Moor literally six feet from the road and an old gadgie from the car was a putting a pink towel over the ‘NO PARKING ON THE TOWN MOOR’ sign.
He could have parked on the bloody road it was empty and was the pink towel the alibi ..I never saw the no parking sign Guv?

Waiting at the bottom of Truro Drive to head into town and a white Mercedes was tearing up the outside lane out of town, trying to get up before the bollards close the road to one lane.
It was thrilling to watch, stupid though, but the best part was he never noticed the matrix police car on his tail blue lights suddenly turned on…his speed wilted .

why is it that only mercs, BMW and audi drivers behave like that. even if you are bombing it back home on a quiet A19 just below 80 the car passing you has to be one of those makes.

The back road from Sadberge to the 689 at tea time is an office boise speed trial track..l

had a laugh after dinner yesterday at the traffic lights at the end of my road. its on a gradiant with one of those cars that looked to have driven through halfords with every accesary known to man stuck on it apart from the exhaust. it set of with the noise of a motorbike with the usual crack and pop exhaust noise only to be followed by a post office van who kept up with it as far as the eye could see. it was made even worse by the wanker having illegal blacked out windows so only they knew who the toss pot was.

…and it a had a 999cc ‘engine’…..

seems you know the type like i do.

I love it when they rev that mighty 1 cylinder ‘engine’ at traffic lights, then when the lights change, they stall.

The very same cars that possess those really dangerous dazzling bright white headlights.
I'm sure had they been on less desirable motors, they'd have been banned

until you wrote that i never realised that totally correct.

It’s surprising the number of drivers complain8mg about them……thos two brilliant white balls of light, surrender byna million stars….and then blackness surrounds them even on a busy road.

and not just on places like the bunker either. its getting a mention in the national papers and internet car discussions. higher cars and shit streetlights do not help either never mind the bulbs.

Plus the curse of the electric scooters on the dark…99.99% of which are dressed in black like a chav tea leaf and don’t even mention lights……

do not forget them having there hoods up. mind you finding clothes without those bloody things added to them gets more and more difficult and they also think the government information film of wear something light at night was a comedy.

They fly around without a fooking care in the World and just laugh at the police. Other day my neighbour seen one absolutely motoring alongside our indoor market on the carpark side. The cheeky bastard parked outside the bookmakers at top of the ramp while revving up, his passenger ran into the betting shop in what Iooked like a robbery but no he picked up some football coupons and off they went down the ramp and off behind the Virgin bank. A customer walked out after him and my neighbour asked whats that all about. He smiled and said they do it quite often mate. So its the fooking norm then..I give up.

The daily Jamie and Leggie 'love in'! Jeez, which one is Yoko?

The one who married John Lennon.

As I said.............

Who cares mate?

It's comedy gold, and much funnier than any of the pish they put on the telly these days.

They’ve been approached to make the film……’Carry on Clashing’ (18)casting is taking place for the two major roles..

Which one is Kenneth Williams & who is Sid James?

" Oh you dont say "

Thora Hird has been penned in for Jamie’s role….ok she’s dead, but they see no problems with it.

If Leggie is Kenneth Williams then that would surely make Jamie, Hattie Jacques!

Ooooooooh Maaatron!

Mutters can be Sid James and I'll be Bernard Bresslaw

I’ll send your contract out in the post…bloody thespians

We had a Bresslaw on here back in the day.

I liked him, very dry, not a frequent poster but every post was good.

No worries, I'm probably more suited to being Jim Dale, the good looking, suave and sophisticated one, and as luck would have it, formally of the parish of Ketrin!