I’d settle for the ‘piss takers’ option every time.

Them ripped old jeans we wear for the garden are worth a fortune on the catwalk .i've see the top models wearing them..we need to cash in on this.

my lad turned up for a match in these type of jeans. he cashed in as i game him 20 quid to buy a proper pair. that was after his ma gave him the same amount as she knew what a reaction i would give to having a son who resembled a down and out getting out of a 3 lite beemer.

Any truth in it cigars,barley wine,warninks advocaat ,selection boxes,dates,snowballs,hai-karate and turkish delights are making a comeback this xmas??

Turkish delight is great. Can't see how some people dislike it!

Hai Karate...... didn’t the yanks use that in Vietnam?

Anyone who says they enjoyed a curly wurly needs blanking..

And then there was a Babycham..cheaper than a chips and curry sauce it was.

It was educated screen wash.

cherry B and cider....lethal concoction ....aka "the knicker dropper"

well barley wine is the only wine i have ever liked. called a bloke who drunk it all the time for drinking a tarts drink. tried it myself and wished i,d shut my dirty big gob.