Seriously, who cares? Don’t give him the attention he craves.

yOu AFter LaUGh !

Intellectual pygmy or future PM or both?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Kxhhmqt8U

I could not see any MP of any party perform so badly........well a few maybe.

Really Butt, don’t waste your time on that halfwit.

I see Boris has come out fighting today. Hunt has had his own way since Friday but he’s overstepped the mark with the voters. Boris is now seen as the victim of a left wing smear campaign so his support is hardening. The Guardian has created a siege mentality with the party voters.

The elderly Tories who are furiously wanking over the idea of Corbynite playwrights being part of a plot against Mr Blobby should calm down and consider their blood pressure.

The elderly Tories who are furiously wanking over the idea of Corbynite playwrights being part of a plot against Mr Blobby should calm down and consider their blood pressure.

Thought that double post thing had been sorted out but obviously you can still do it if you drink a few cold beers to stave off dehydration. I know beer isn't recommended by the medical community but extra water isn't really much of a mid-week treat is it?

Hunt trying to out Brexit Boris Johnson with his three weeks after the budget deadline. He wants to leave before the end of October now, all Mr Brexit. He know most Tory members are very pro Brexit. Next week hunt will wear a union Jack hat.

Hunt's latest plans really do reinforce the idea that he only hangs out with billionaires and landed gentry. Almost certainly hasn't freely spoken to anybody with a net worth below one million in over a decade. Communicates with his gardener via solicitor's letters. The nanny via passive-aggressive post-it notes.

They are both saying anything that will get them votes from the small dying breed that get to chose the leader of the country.
Reduce tax on flowery hats, free driving gloves for the over 65's, a worthers original with every daily mail, gettos for people of different beliefs in the rubbish parts of the country, obligatory tea and tiffen in primary schools, reintroduce fox hunting stuff like that.

Tiffens............if i had known i would have voted Conservative. I blame the left wing press such as the Daily Mail for hiding facts like this from me and the rest of the population.

Fox hunting is alright though, innit?, along with getting British citizens longer jail terms and possibly the death penalty

More than 1000 members have been sent two ballot papers by mistake: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48890803

Maybe it’s for members that are in two minds, like Boris Johnson and those two Brexit articles

It’s good to know that our futures are in such capable hands.

Just an extract from the above BBC article.

"Meanwhile, Boris Johnson will unveil his crime policy while Jeremy Hunt will say it is time for serious leadership. "

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Farage is just bigging up how important he is as usual. I would quite like to see a Farage and Johnson collaboration, though. It would turn off anyone who isn't a racist 'lovely lovely person' or a total fucking numbskull from voting for them.

Although I love bashing Tories as much as the next person I will admit that there are a lot of Conservatives out there who actually don't fall into either camp. I am of course talking about the selfish bastard ones.

Returned the vote for Boris. I signed it pp Talbot Avenger

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Farage is just bigging up how important he is as usual.


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He looked well chuffed with Ann Widdecombe's speech to the MEP's this week.

Who did you vote for on your second paper?

Just when you thought the Conservatives couldn't make themselves less popular. Corbyn will still fail to beat them though. Bloody useless.

The Pope and Jeremy Corbyn are on the same stage in London in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Corbyn and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Corbyn replied, "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand?....Show me!"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!
AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY and there was happiness throughout the land!
Kind of brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Good grief!!

A Russian spy, a terrorist sympathiser and a communist traitor walks into a pub. The barman says; Fuck off Corbyn I’m not serving you.

Oh Lord, will somebody popular with decent morals and more than half a brain not enter the political mix?, it's like watching repeated runs of "The Land that Time Forgot" with Doug McClure and expecting it to get better and more interesting.

Coincidence or what?
Last week it was reported that when the buffoon was appointed foreign secretary he was not allowed access to certain levels of the security system and now when he is likely to be voted in as PM may have jumped the gun snooped into intergovernmental emails and let slip how suitable and qualified buffoon no. 2, Trump and his government really are just for a bit of craic

I have no idea what that means.

Shakespeare quote that means you're such a dafty things you say can't count as slanderous becasue nobody would take it seriously. Not sure it would stand up as a defence in court but it is a quality insult.

Think i remember seeing that written on the bog wall at The Catcote.

Maybe Valiant used to pop in there for a pint and a bit of classy vandalism?

Yes classy vandalism.....dont you just love it!

On a bog wall at the Tiger in Cottingham was my favourite.

"Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you eat"
No doubt from a Hull University student.

Good pub that. Used to go in there every now and then but I don't remember writing anything more than HUFC on the bog walls.

'It’s the arrogance. It’s the contempt. That’s what gets me. It’s Gordon Brown’s apparent belief that he can just trample on the democratic will of the British people. It’s at moments like this that I think the political world has gone mad, and I am alone in detecting the gigantic fraud.They voted for Anthony Charles Lynton Blair to serve as their leader. They were at no stage invited to vote on whether Gordon Brown should be PM… They voted for Tony, and yet they now get Gordon, and a transition about as democratically proper as the transition from Claudius to Nero. It is a scandal. Why are we all conniving in this stitch-up? This is nothing less than a palace coup… with North Korean servility, the Labour Party has handed power over to the brooding Scottish power-maniac. The extraordinary thing is that it looks as though he will now be in 10 Downing Street for three years, and without a mandate from the British people. No one elected Gordon Brown as Prime Minister…'

We all remember the ballot paper saying "Tony Blair" rather than "Labour" of course

Big J wrote this in 2007 mind, so it probably doesn't count

in a general election you vote for your local candidate of whatever party you choose. at the time I voted labour despite blair. next election I,ll end up voteing for somebody despite the party leader.