Driving with brake lights on?

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

I have been to the North pole and the South pole, am I bi-polar?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Zippy wrote:

I have been to the North pole and the South pole, am I bi-polar?

If proof were needed this is Monkeybutt. He just can't resist shit dad jokes.

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

pooliecrab wrote:

Zippy wrote:

I have been to the North pole and the South pole, am I bi-polar?

If proof were needed this is Monkeybutt. He just can't resist guano dad jokes.

He is funnier than me, he bought me a kids joke book for my birthday as apparently I tell Sh1te jokes

yloop · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:09 pm

Also, people who angle their headlights as high as possible despite being in the car on their own. It's adjustable so when you're carrying a heavy load the angle can be the same you divvy fuckers! Point it as far down as it goes and stop blinding me.

Another also, coming into town this morning at about 6am, foglights everywhere on the Hart bypass. Raining so reflecting off the road. Wankers. DRL's I can deal with, super bright twat lights I can not.

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

pooliecrab wrote:

Zippy wrote:

I have been to the North pole and the South pole, am I bi-polar?

If proof were needed this is Monkeybutt. He just can't resist guano dad jokes.

And for the last fucking time, I am NOT, repeat NOT, say it again for the cheap seats, NOT monkeybutt, however I will be sat next to him in the millhouse today, come and say hello

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

yloop wrote:

Also, people who angle their headlights as high as possible despite being in the car on their own. It's adjustable so when you're carrying a heavy load the angle can be the same you divvy fuckers! Point it as far down as it goes and stop blinding me.

Sure you got this the right way round?

If the rear of the car is loaded up, the front lights go up and need to be lowered.

yloop · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2016 1:36 pm

Whatever it is, people need to not blind me.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I know the feeling, driving in country roads with no street lights is particularly bad this time of year. The amount of cars with one light brighter than the other is ridiculous, not sure if one light is blown so they compensate with making the other one brighter or when they replace a bulb they just opt for the brightest one they can find.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:05 pm

Luckily near me there are loads of ordinary pubs selling ordinary ale at ordinary prices.

All the clever cuunts get sucked into those craft bars with their £5 a pint badger piss IPAs and leave us to it.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:15 pm

Zippy wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

They're already claiming black pudding.

Have you tried any of that homemade black pud with the big chunks of fat in?

Not keen myself, the pud itself is lovely but can`t get away with the fat chunks :puke-front:

I hate the stuff with lumps of fat in it. The best type is the Scottish one which has oatmeal mixed in and no fat lumps. The Stornoway brand is the best I've tasted.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37708

The Bishop wrote:

Flaming telly chefs have taken away all the tasty cheap cuts of meat and introduced them to the middle classes, hence the increase in price of the likes of belly pork and beef shin etc. Next these lot will boycott cous cous, leaving it for the rank and file, and make something up like Quinoit or something.

Shin beef is gorgeous, had it on Thursday night. OK. You have to dress it to get it right but well worth it.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37708

poolieinnottingham wrote:

They're already claiming black pudding.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rakxe

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Sat Nov 12, 2016 8:33 pm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/03/22/black-pudding-hailed-as-a-superfood/

Look at some of the things people are doing with it.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

Bossa Nova wrote:

shilts wrote:

Fucking started already, just nipped out to drop my daughter off at the hairdressers and get my petrol for my trip to The Vic and what do I see? Every fucking car with lights on?!?

It's daylight you cocknoses.

Yes, it's raining but I have a pair of fucking eyes, as do you. If you can't see my moving car in anything other than bright sunshine then park your car and catch the fucking bus home because you are an accident waiting to happen.

Side lights on cars being driven by old codgers I will grudgingly accept but full lights at quarter past nine in the morning?

Muppets.

Might not even make the trip north now.

We're bound to get fucking battered.

Terrible day already. Might be best I sit at home today.

Completely changing the subject, I just heard a F1 commentator on Sky Sports News say 'I don't know what the French is for deja vu', nearly choked on my tea

He gets paid to talk. You might think he'd invest a bit of time in languages

We're gonna win now today.

Much happier.

I think I have bi-polar.

I bet you drive a Range Rover "Sport" [black, of course], have a high maintenance hairdo, wear a pashmina or whatever those wrap things are called, have a philandering husband who works "in Saudi" and phone the emergency services when you can't find Sainsburys. And park in disabled spaces despite having nine inch heels you cross-dressing bastard. So there!

Have you been following me?

Bloody stalker

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37708

poolieinnottingham wrote:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/03/22/black-pudding-hailed-as-a-superfood/

Look at some of the things people are doing with it.

Chocolate and chilli black pudding swirls ? Oh dear.
Mind you some the names of the contributors tell you all you need to know.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:33 am

Just to say that as the Dad of somebody with bi-polar disorder I find your jokes shite. You probably won't get banned or anything because awareness of this sort of sort of mental illness is still pretty poor. To be fair, maybe you shouldn't get banned because it is hard to keep up with the world but it would be good to show some consideration to people with this sort of condition by saying sorry.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

born toulouse wrote:

Just to say that as the Dad of somebody with bi-polar disorder I find your jokes shite. You probably won't get banned or anything because awareness of this sort of sort of mental illness is still pretty poor. To be fair, maybe you shouldn't get banned because it is hard to keep up with the world but it would be good to show some consideration to people with this sort of condition by saying sorry.

He'd just return under a new name again, clearly he hasn't learnt.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37708

born toulouse wrote:

Just to say that as the Dad of somebody with bi-polar disorder I find your jokes shite. You probably won't get banned or anything because awareness of this sort of sort of mental illness is still pretty poor. To be fair, maybe you shouldn't get banned because it is hard to keep up with the world but it would be good to show some consideration to people with this sort of condition by saying sorry.

Help if you said who. I was re reading my comments about black pudding chilli and chocolate swirls and trying to find a link with bi polar

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

The Colonel wrote:

The Fat Man wrote:

Try riding a bike.

Please tell me you are not one of them bike nuts that have every piece of clothing and eqiupment with the ridiculous lycra, and go to work like that on your bike, and when you get there you walk through the office sweating like a rapist.

:pray:

Lycra clad TOB

Twat on bike is compulsory to parp them while shaking your fist and shouting TOB especially the fookers who ride 2 abreast

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:15 pm

Snowy wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

Just to say that as the Dad of somebody with bi-polar disorder I find your jokes shite. You probably won't get banned or anything because awareness of this sort of sort of mental illness is still pretty poor. To be fair, maybe you shouldn't get banned because it is hard to keep up with the world but it would be good to show some consideration to people with this sort of condition by saying sorry.

Help if you said who. I was re reading my comments about black pudding chilli and chocolate swirls and trying to find a link with bi polar

Yes, sorry Snowy I put it as a reply to you when it should have been a reply to Shilts and Zippy further back. I don't think Shilts meant any harm and Zippy was probably just excited to see a remark about mental illness going unchallenged so he joined in with a stupid pointless joke. Not great to read if you have any knowledge of the condition.

Zippy · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2016 11:37 am **Posts:** 265

born toulouse wrote:

Snowy wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

Just to say that as the Dad of somebody with bi-polar disorder I find your jokes shite. You probably won't get banned or anything because awareness of this sort of sort of mental illness is still pretty poor. To be fair, maybe you shouldn't get banned because it is hard to keep up with the world but it would be good to show some consideration to people with this sort of condition by saying sorry.

Help if you said who. I was re reading my comments about black pudding chilli and chocolate swirls and trying to find a link with bi polar

Yes, sorry Snowy I put it as a reply to you when it should have been a reply to Shilts and Zippy further back. I don't think Shilts meant any harm and Zippy was probably just excited to see a remark about mental illness going unchallenged so he joined in with a stupid pointless joke. Not great to read if you have any knowledge of the condition.

Of course Shilts meant no harm, only people who know Monkeybutt could be so crass as to attempt a joke without consulting the Political correctness handbook and the ever increasing lists of ailments etc that you cannot make light of!
For fucks sake, it wasn`t an attack on mental illness or you and I apologise if you were offended.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2016 5:37 pm

Don't bother to apologise when you obviously don't mean it. You've made it clear that you think it is OK to make jokes about mental illness and you're entitled to an opinion.

To be honest I'm not offended so much as pissed off that I go on the Bunker after a great Pools result and end up being reminded how difficult life can be for people who suffer this sort of condition. Look at the suicide rates among young people with mental illnesses and then have a think about whether making them or their families and friends feel more isolated is really worth it for a shit joke.

This has got nothing to with political correctness just basic decency towards other people.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Glad I'm not driving in this Brazilian GP. Felt sick when Vettel/rainkonon both span and sat facing the oncoming traffic.

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2016 6:07 pm

Awful innit, don't think it will restart.

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2016 6:24 pm

MadJohn wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Glad I'm not driving in this Brazilian GP. Felt sick when Vettel/rainkonon both span and sat facing the oncoming traffic.

Terrifying wasn't it.

Local Rio paper describes the racing conditions as "wet". Correspondent known only as "Angry of Guaruja" takes umbrage. Piss boils.

Safety car start but 50 minutes of rain predicted. Can't see this race going any further.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Gonna end under safety car now.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I don't feel any of you are taking this matter seriously enough, the man said it was cold on a mild day!!?

More importantly....... Something mildly interesting happened in Formula One!!? In the same weekend as Pools won at home as well.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

oh, Mr Toulouse....absolutely no offence intended

I really aren't that sort of bloke - exact opposite is more accurate I would hope.

My wife works with people with/who are bi-polar, personality disorders, schizophrenia (spelling?), suicidal, hyper-manic, psychotic, post-natal psychotic, drug and alcohol induced mental illnesses to name a few which as a result means mental health is something quite close to us as a family. I also don't think there are many families who mental illness hasn't touched and mine is no exception.

Being perfectly honest, I thought it could possibly offend but then thought it couldn't because I was referring to me and not taking the piss out of anyone or the condition - never would. It's also not even an accurate description of the condition going from low to high so quickly. I should've just gone with my first instint and stopped typing.

If you knew me, you'd know there was nothing meant by it but you don't so genuine apologies Mr Toulouse

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sun Nov 13, 2016 10:12 pm

As I said, I didn't think there was anything bad intended on your part Shilts, it was the follow up from Zippy that really pissed me off. Thanks very much for the apology though- obviously completely genuine even though you meant no harm at all.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:11 pm

Right

It is plain to see the responses to an inflammatory subject like Driving with brake lights on!

Therefore, I suggest Bunkerites walk or take the bus! No-one will then get angry on here in the future! Simple

Oh....hold on... apart from w*nkers who have a mobility chariot who don't need one and think they own the footpath cos you are "walking" too slow........ and smelly people one the bus that always sit near me.... AAAAArgh!!!!

This thread is inflammatory!!!!

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Smelly people are attracted to other honkers.

As for the mobility scooters, it's been mentioned on here before regarding their use of the road as if they are like any other vehicle. Usually people whose only reason for having one is they are fat, lazy dobbers.

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

The Bishop wrote:

Right

It is plain to see the responses to an inflammatory subject like Driving with brake lights on!

Therefore, I suggest Bunkerites walk or take the bus! No-one will then get angry on here in the future! Simple

Oh....hold on... apart from w*nkers who have a mobility chariot who don't need one and think they own the footpath cos you are "walking" too slow........ and smelly people one the bus that always sit near me.... AAAAArgh!!!!

This thread is inflammatory!!!!

My seat on the bus never has a problem with smelly people sitting next to me, the buggers all walk past me though

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yloop · **Posted:** Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:05 pm

Buses don't take me to work at 6am and in 45 minutes sadly or I'd use one. So unless I fancy a 2 hour plus journey and to be late from work and unable to get home I'll stick to the car and get angry.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37708

yloop wrote:

Buses don't take me to work at 6am and in 45 minutes sadly or I'd use one. So unless I fancy a 2 hour plus journey and to be late from work and unable to get home I'll stick to the car and get angry.

One time you could get a bus at that time, one time.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Buses?

Couldnt use one of those things. Unless they had private compartments.

Got standards you know.

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:54 pm

Snowy wrote:

yloop wrote:

Buses don't take me to work at 6am and in 45 minutes sadly or I'd use one. So unless I fancy a 2 hour plus journey and to be late from work and unable to get home I'll stick to the car and get angry.

One time you could get a bus at that time, one time.

Would still take about 3 hours to get to Newcastle though. Until there are more direct routes with less stops they're not a viable replacement. It's a shame because I would use one if I could drive it, there was only me in it and it took me directly where I wanted to go... If only there was a mode of transport like that :laugh:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Snowy wrote:

yloop wrote:

Buses don't take me to work at 6am and in 45 minutes sadly or I'd use one. So unless I fancy a 2 hour plus journey and to be late from work and unable to get home I'll stick to the car and get angry.

One time you could get a bus at that time, one time.

Monday to Friday you still can, depending on living on the service 6 or 7 route.

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Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37708

yloop wrote:

Snowy wrote:

yloop wrote:

Buses don't take me to work at 6am and in 45 minutes sadly or I'd use one. So unless I fancy a 2 hour plus journey and to be late from work and unable to get home I'll stick to the car and get angry.

One time you could get a bus at that time, one time.

Would still take about 3 hours to get to Newcastle though. Until there are more direct routes with less stops they're not a viable replacement. It's a shame because I would use one if I could drive it, there was only me in it and it took me directly where I wanted to go... If only there was a mode of transport like that :laugh:

Funny thing is you can get s direct service to Newcastle from Billingham or Peterlee every hour all day..... But oddly not from Hartlepool.
We must be the only place in the North East without a connection.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

We're too far off the main bus route.. Driving through the town would add another 1/2 an hour to the journey.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37708

Good point, but..... As it starts off at the Boro wanders round to Stockton then various ways to Billingham. Etc.
We really do have poor connections and any buses that do go out of town go by the longest route possible.... Then people wonder why you buy a car.

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Snowy wrote:

yloop wrote:

Buses don't take me to work at 6am and in 45 minutes sadly or I'd use one. So unless I fancy a 2 hour plus journey and to be late from work and unable to get home I'll stick to the car and get angry.

One time you could get a bus at that time, one time.

Monday to Friday you still can, depending on living on the service 6 or 7 route.

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