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thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:16 pm

Can someone send me the colour dot please

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:28 pm

I met our lass through a friend on a night out. She gave me her email addy to add her on MSN messenger. 11 year and 3 kids later...

Actually still have the chat logs....we seemed to talk about cheese on toast a lot.

pooliestreetband · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:28 pm

Did not realise I was re-sitting my English Language o level by posting on here.
You are getting a bit personal now commenting on my wife.
She said she had teachers like you at her school

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

What's your thoughts on MSN though?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:44 pm

pooliestreetband wrote:

Did not realise I was re-sitting my English Language o level by posting on here.
You are getting a bit personal now commenting on my wife.
She said she had teachers like you at her school

1)Mr Pooliestreet band nothing personal was intended, so please ask your wife to accept my apologies, unless of course you are your wife posting as you, in which case I apologise to you? :confusion-confused:

2)FTR it was you who brought up the subject of avatars.
C) Did you pass your English O level? Just wondering as if you had teachers like me you would have passed at A level too!
4a) Once again you missed a full stop at the end!
4b) A slight improvement 5.5/10
5) What are your thoughts on MSN?
6) What is your opinion of Duchamps?

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

Someone ought to Tweet Coxall; I'd quite like to know JPNG's stance on stealing smilies from your mates.

pooliestreetband · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:02 pm

Apologies accepted Mr Bishop.
Yes I passed my o level did not take A level left school at sixteen done city and guilds etc ended up with a degree in production management. must admit punctuation was never my strong point.But never expected it to be scrutinised on here,where people tend to use text speak rather than proper english.
Oh and our lasses favourite profanity in English is,well no doubt you have guessed it, I must admit this thread has proved her right though as there does appear to be a few on here Lol

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:04 pm

WHAT ABOUT MSN!?

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2016 9:13 pm

Got to love MSN and dial up I think I used the free AOL minutes CDs for about two years.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2016 9:16 pm

To throw a curve ball in anyone use Yahoo chat? Was full of mad Americans using abriviations for the states (L) that I never got.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2016 9:27 pm

I dabbled with yahoo messenger, ended up chatting to loads of random Americans. One of which started sending me pictures of her mammary glands and webcammed me once even though I didn't have a webcam. I remember her kids stormed in the room so she had to turn it off, I was about 12 (Told her i was 25) and she must have been at least 40.

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

We'd better start a whole other forum for ChatRoulette.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2016 10:20 pm

I never seen that

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

I used to like when you could make the conversation screen vibrate frantically when the lass you liked hadn't replied for 30 seconds.

The nudge

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I once met a lass off msn n she was way bigger than the photos she sent me.

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Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

Yubep wrote:

I once met a lass off msn n she was way bigger than the photos she sent me.

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:24 pm

Is ICQ still on the go?
My first (and only) forray into the murky world of Internet chat rooms went something like this. ..

* Emily * Hey
* Me * Hello

* Emily * ASL?
* Me * 21 M UK...you?
* Emily * 53 F US
* Emily * would you like to masturbate for me?

WTF??? Scarred me for life I tell you!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:26 pm

I had a CB radio as a 21 year old and got talking to a girl who lived a few streets from my flat, arranged to meet and she was 15 banghead

, chatted for about 10 minutes and she said" want to come to my house?" had nowt to do, so went over and she had 5 siblings, all younger and what a pack of fuckin weirdos, her mam asked if I wanted a drink and I said yes please, she brought me a glass of milk ffs!

Been there 10 minutes and all of a sudden, 1 of the freaks jumped up and said "RAT", they all legged it out the back, I went out the front and took a £10 note from under the clock on the mantlepiece and got me a fish supper on the way home :dance:

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:32 pm

Lord_of_Stranton wrote:

Yubep wrote:

I once met a lass off msn n she was way bigger than the photos she sent me.

Ha!

I've just seen the trailer for the film, it looks ellish.

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

monkeybutt wrote:

I had a CB radio as a 21 year old and got talking to a girl who lived a few streets from my flat, arranged to meet and she was 15 banghead

, chatted for about 10 minutes and she said" want to come to my house?" had nowt to do, so went over and she had 5 siblings, all younger and what a pack of fuckin weirdos, her mam asked if I wanted a drink and I said yes please, she brought me a glass of milk ffs!

Been there 10 minutes and all of a sudden, 1 of the freaks jumped up and said "RAT", they all legged it out the back, I went out the front and took a £10 note from under the clock on the mantlepiece and got me a fish supper on the way home :dance:

Did you mean to share that?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:35 pm

The Fat Man wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

I had a CB radio as a 21 year old and got talking to a girl who lived a few streets from my flat, arranged to meet and she was 15 banghead

, chatted for about 10 minutes and she said" want to come to my house?" had nowt to do, so went over and she had 5 siblings, all younger and what a pack of fuckin weirdos, her mam asked if I wanted a drink and I said yes please, she brought me a glass of milk ffs!

Been there 10 minutes and all of a sudden, 1 of the freaks jumped up and said "RAT", they all legged it out the back, I went out the front and took a £10 note from under the clock on the mantlepiece and got me a fish supper on the way home :dance:

Did you mean to share that?

I know, a tenner for a fish supper, daylight innit!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Weirdest story ever mr butt. Never share that again

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Don't tell it at a party or owt

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I thought Joe would have appeared with a picture for that story tbh.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Monkeybutt has an incredible ability to make you feel like need a wash by just posting things on the Internet. I feel genuinely disgusted with the World.

This tale makes Trees story about having a shit in a public sink look like the works of Rudyard Kipling.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 9:52 pm

Reading the last few posts I've just spat Ovaltine all over the laptop. Weirdly funny.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 9:55 pm

That story is a load of

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:09 pm

Not on their feet but I wouldn't rule anything else out.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:10 pm

Should this thread be re titled the Truss?

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:11 pm

Monkeybutt right now...

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:21 pm

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

yloop wrote:

Beat me to it!!

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:06 pm

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:18 pm

What is the problem?

Didn`t touch her honest guv`nor, she was feckin 15, her elder brother was better looking to be honest and he was 19, however playing the pink oboe has never been my bag :naughty:

PJ, have you lived in a box for most of your life?, if you want a wash, I could pop over with a loofah and a tub of nivea

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:22 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

It wasn't so much the theft it was the latent kiddy fiddling we was worried by.

Shame on you Chipotle, I always went for older woman when I was younger to gain experience, hence the love god what I is now innit :razz:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

monkeybutt wrote:

What is the problem?

Didn`t touch her honest guv`nor, she was feckin 15, her elder brother was better looking to be honest and he was 19, however playing the pink oboe has never been my bag :naughty:

PJ, have you lived in a box for most of your life?, if you want a wash, I could pop over with a loofah and a tub of nivea

Aye, I've lived a sheltered life because I've never sat in a room drinking milk with kids family who I groomed on a CB radio.

We all need to get out more.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 13, 2016 11:41 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

What is the problem?

Didn`t touch her honest guv`nor, she was feckin 15, her elder brother was better looking to be honest and he was 19, however playing the pink oboe has never been my bag :naughty:

PJ, have you lived in a box for most of your life?, if you want a wash, I could pop over with a loofah and a tub of nivea

Aye, I've lived a sheltered life because I've never sat in a room drinking milk with kids family who I groomed on a CB radio.

We all need to get out more.

Fuckin groomed my arse, didn`t even know her name, only the cb handle they used, age not discussed, but sensationalise it if you will, not like you to be a drama queen is it :hand:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I suppose grooming wasn't invented then it was a far more innocent age before the Internet and even nonces were gentlemen who used to commucate with potential victims whilst using language like 'breaker breaker'

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Apr 14, 2016 12:01 am

The way you told the story was that you were chatting to some lass on CB radio, she told you she was 15 so you went straight round her house.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Jimmy Saville and his ilk got away with allsorts in this time period remember. .

(Mr Butt. .when you're in a hole u should stop digging ..)

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

They all think it's fine, look at Adam Johnson. He's just started his appeal and by all accounts thinks he's done nothing wrong. Monkeybutt got away with and has gone through life thinking it's acceptable.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Expect a knock on the door soon mr butt. The police are investigating thousands of 1980s CB radio grooming cases

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

What the fuck is a CB Radio anyway?

and where do i get one?

bbolt

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 14, 2016 8:11 am

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

What the fuck is a CB Radio anyway?

and where do i get one?

bbolt

Them ones the truckers use, 10-4 good buddy, bandits up ahead, massive aerials on the roof of cars/vans, I actually got one to pick up a trucker but soon realised you had to be 21 to drive one, so got rid of it

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

I follow a msn memories account on twitter, class bants from back in the day.

Well I finally signed up to the thing last night just to read that page :laugh:

No idea what im doing like but the bit about asking freinds if so and so was online cos you thought they had hidden you brings back some memories!

Happy days.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Apr 14, 2016 8:27 am

PJPoolie wrote:

I suppose grooming wasn't invented then it was a far more innocent age before the Internet and even nonces were gentlemen who used to commucate with potential victims whilst using language like 'breaker breaker'

Your the type of bloke who thinks `Friends with benefits`means seeing someone who is claiming job seekers allowance :shhh:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

dont think i ever used the snail icon but the rose, hug and pizza ones got a bit of use like. And the crying one for sympathy.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I beleve [{] was the green hug if memory serves me right.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:23 am

The stick out tongue was a favorite of mine.

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Chip Fireball wrote:

It wasn't so much the theft it was the latent kiddy fiddling we was worried by.

Indeed. It's one disturbing story. Reminds me of the episode of Red Dwarf when they enter a world based on Rimmer's mind.

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