Things that piss you off

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:30 pm

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/soci ... 0807100890

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

I hate people who, whatever the circumstances, do their job just exactly in the order they were trained to do it, with their brain switched off.

Four customers (including me) waited in a queue at the library for more than 10 minutes yesterday while the librarian photocopied around twenty pages for first one customer, and then for a second who wanted even more pages copied. It would have taken roughly 20 seconds apiece to serve us 4 first, and date-stamp our books. But no, we weren't first in the queue so we had to wait.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:49 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Current buzzwords here which seemed to be getting overused are:

Pivot Tables
Waterfall Charts

No idea what they are, but everytime I hear Pivot I think of Ross and Rachel trying to get a Sofa up the stairs.

Superb episode clappp

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 2:53 pm

grabec wrote:

I hate people who, whatever the circumstances, do their job just exactly in the order they were trained to do it, with their brain switched off.

Four customers (including me) waited in a queue at the library for more than 10 minutes yesterday while the librarian photocopied around twenty pages for first one customer, and then for a second who wanted even more pages copied. It would have taken roughly 20 seconds apiece to serve us 4 first, and date-stamp our books. But no, we weren't first in the queue so we had to wait.

People who stand behind me in the Library tutting while i`m getting photo copies done :naughty:

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:19 pm

People who insist on photocopies or signed documents when digital technology is infinitely more accessible and secure.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 3:57 pm

I hate how we watch America slowly destroying itself, but continue to follow it anway.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 4:50 pm

saint Jamie fucking Oliver, get back in the kitchen you Jus making tit

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Raheem Sterling

Them twat's from MK Dons and Northampton pissing in glasses at the races. Grow the feck up

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:52 pm

People who watch Friends, never mind like the shite.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:31 pm

Just getting over a serious bout of MAN FLU. As couldn't be arsed got some Ainsley Harriot Cuppa Soups. Crap tasted of perfume. Then got some Pot Noodles for "just in case". A few days later went into a shop eho had King Pot Noodles going cheap. Here's my gripe, the sachets of Soy Sauce are the same size, cheap barstools.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 6:39 pm

premiership team supporters who think they know more about everything football because they support a 'better' team...

football supporters who never go and watch football...

frequently the same people

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 7:15 pm

The Bishop wrote:

Just getting over a serious bout of MAN FLU. As couldn't be arsed got some Ainsley Harriot Cuppa Soups. Crap tasted of perfume. Then got some Pot Noodles for "just in case". A few days later went into a shop eho had King Pot Noodles going cheap. Here's my gripe, the sachets of Soy Sauce are the same size, cheap barstools.

you are a culinary genius, cupboard basic a bottle of soy

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:17 pm

Some white collared poofter in a smart Audi had the cheek to return the horn after cutting in front of our van this morning.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:27 pm

Marmite Lovers,Bottled Water flunkies, Low alcohol lager drinkers.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

monkeybutt wrote:

verbalkint wrote:

English people who call shopping centre's "Malls "

People who live on edge of town estates and openly class it as a" village"

Yes I agree that bloody Clavering lot

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Mr Ripper wrote:

People who watch Friends, never mind like the shite.

I dunno like, I like women and surely it's only them that watched it

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:22 pm

Adverts where they tell you the terms and conditions etc fast as fuck!!!! rakxe

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:27 pm

Mutley have you ever watched tv in America the adverts would drive you mad especially the medical ones.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

yloop wrote:

People who insist on photocopies or signed documents when digital technology is infinitely more accessible and secure.

we still lagging behind in our firm, we dont even have the technology in our office for digital signatures yet our Dubai and Aberdeen offices do. So when it comes to me, off I go to print it, sign by hand and scan back along with everyone else's digital efforts

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:35 pm

Why don't you just write your signature down, scan it in, crop it and then just insert it as an image to the document you need to sign on either word or a PDF editor.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Mar 16, 2016 11:36 pm

Or has the company spent too much money on cleaning products due to a serial sink shitter

Barriewardrobe · **Posted:** Thu Mar 17, 2016 12:13 am

Car drivers that don't indicate....

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Joe Mac wrote:

Why don't you just write your signature down, scan it in, crop it and then just insert it as an image to the document you need to sign on either word or a PDF editor.

We dont have a PDF Editor and I wasnt aware you could do it through word? The other guys digital signature has a time/date stamp on it etc so we cant just apply it ourselves.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Mar 17, 2016 9:07 am

Barriewardrobe wrote:

Car drivers that don't indicate....should be arsed fucked with a hedgehog!

Finished that off for you, please do your own work in future

oh and while i`m here, van drivers of every description, the road does not belong to you, fuckwits rakxe

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Mar 17, 2016 10:56 am

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Joe Mac wrote:

Why don't you just write your signature down, scan it in, crop it and then just insert it as an image to the document you need to sign on either word or a PDF editor.

We dont have a PDF Editor and I wasnt aware you could do it through word? The other guys digital signature has a time/date stamp on it etc so we cant just apply it ourselves.

If it's a word document you need to sign, just insert an image of your signature an re-size it into the area where the signature is required. That's how I sign documents daily, saves messing about with printing, signing and scanning back in.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Thu Mar 17, 2016 2:02 pm

Joe Mac wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Joe Mac wrote:

Why don't you just write your signature down, scan it in, crop it and then just insert it as an image to the document you need to sign on either word or a PDF editor.

We dont have a PDF Editor and I wasnt aware you could do it through word? The other guys digital signature has a time/date stamp on it etc so we cant just apply it ourselves.

If it's a word document you need to sign, just insert an image of your signature an re-size it into the area where the signature is required. That's how I sign documents daily, saves messing about with printing, signing and scanning back in.

Mr Mac pardon my ignorance but it would seem quicker to just pick up a pen and sign it.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Mar 17, 2016 2:05 pm

I'm taking about documents that are emailed and already electronic to me that need signing.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:36 pm

Sepp Blatter
English people who wish you happy St Patrick`s day WTF

Bad manners
People who put loose instead of Lose, even after being told banghead

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Mar 17, 2016 7:30 pm

Bad Manners are still pissing you off after all these years?

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

monkeybutt wrote:

Barriewardrobe wrote:

Car drivers that don't indicate....should be arsed fucked with a hedgehog!

Finished that off for you, please do your own work in future

oh and while i`m here, van drivers of every description, the road does not belong to you, fuckwits rakxe

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I drive a van

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:04 pm

verbalkint wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Barriewardrobe wrote:

Car drivers that don't indicate....should be arsed fucked with a hedgehog!

Finished that off for you, please do your own work in future

oh and while i`m here, van drivers of every description, the road does not belong to you, fuckwits rakxe

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I drive a van

I rest my case Stirling :auto-rally:

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Oct 11, 2016 3:40 pm

Somebody just asked if we can "touch base" tomorrow and "put our minds together" over something (not an innuendo)

Felt like throwing my computer at him.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

What an utter cretin, bet he wears Happy Socks.

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2016 12:24 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

What an utter cretin, bet he wears Happy Socks.

You admitted the superiority of Happy Socks so don't go backtracking now!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

My friend has a weird nickname habit.

He regularly calls people chief or big cat.

It pisses me off

I don't know why.

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

My friend has a weird nickname habit.

He regularly calls people chief or big cat.

It pisses me off

I don't know why.

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Stop whinging, Chief.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

People that forget the i before e except after c rule.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:27 pm

I hate the modern trend of footballers calling everyone "My boy or My bro" on social media.

"Good to see my boy score the other"

"Great goal bro"

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

pooliecrab wrote:

People that forget the i before e except after c rule.

That rule isnt really sufficient

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Joe Mac wrote:

I hate the modern trend of footballers calling everyone "My boy or My bro" on social media.

"Good to see my boy score the other"

"Great goal bro"

This guy started it all.......

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

People that forget the i before e except after c rule.

That rule isnt really sufficient

It's spelled sufficeint. banghead

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:35 pm

pooliecrab wrote:

People that forget the i before e except after c rule.

Not disagreeing, they're heinous. Beige wearing caffeine hogging atheist species of humans!

They should be reimbursed for their education, probably a foreign heifer of a sensei, albeit feisty.

Weird eh?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

pooliecrab wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

People that forget the i before e except after c rule.

That rule isnt really sufficient

It's spelled sufficeint. banghead

Society doesnt agree with you.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Great points by yloop, my boy.

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PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Joe Mac wrote:

I hate the modern trend of footballers calling everyone "My boy or My bro" on social media.

"Good to see my boy score the other"

"Great goal bro"

Also lower and non League players calling each other 'ballers' on social media whatever the fuck that means.

#my boy#baller#top man

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

People who say

Top bin

When a goal goes In

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Fake goal videos on Instagram that are clearly digitised.

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ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Killer Clowns.

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

rubbish football managers

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Windows adverts where they all get in the phrase that 'I couldn't do that on a Mac.

Just noticed that tonight!

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