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anyone who uses the term "selfie".


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the wanker in the white Vauxhall tear arsing down the road opposite the travs earlier!

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fiona phillips - just a 'lovely lovely person'
piers morgan - biggest 'lovely lovely person' ever
grant holt - massive 'lovely lovely person'
steven gerrard - lord 'lovely lovely person' of cuntsville
john terry - cunty cunty 'lovely lovely person'
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You do all realise that Mr I will change the title of this thread?

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A disgraceful slur Mr Fat.
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returnofaido wrote:
milliband - utterly clueless 'lovely lovely person'
ed balls - deluded 'lovely lovely person'
gove - shrivelled scottish 'lovely lovely person'
prescott - fat deluded 'lovely lovely person'
fiona phillips - just a 'lovely lovely person'
piers morgan - biggest 'lovely lovely person' ever
grant holt - massive 'lovely lovely person'
steven gerrard - lord 'lovely lovely person' of cuntsville
john terry - cunty cunty 'lovely lovely person'
michael mcintyre - i'll kick his 'lovely lovely person' in
paul routledge - aaaaahhhhh you 'lovely lovely person'
katy hopkins - proper 'lovely lovely person'
grave - for getting fiona ''lovely lovely person'' phillips in before me
dj/hoppsy/guy the gorilla - ha, YOU ARE A 'lovely lovely person'.

Lol

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Ps this thread is a good Un. Although I'm surprised nobody has mentioned a "beetroot faced badge kisser" yet

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I find Katy Hopkins quite attractive, til she opens her rent a gob! :uhoh:

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That beetroot faced badge kissing back stabbing 'lovely lovely person'
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A disgraceful slur Mr Fat.

Like you don't have form...

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A woman's vagina

As opposed to a man's vagina?

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any 'lovely lovely person' who think a load of not nice people walking through Durham is relevant in this day and age
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any 'lovely lovely person' who think a load of not nice people walking through Durham is relevant in this day and age



[x] sits back with popcorn and waits


However, I refer you to Monsieur Voltaire.
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susan boyle.......tight 'lovely lovely person'

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dykey wrote:
any 'lovely lovely person' who think a load of not nice people walking through Durham is relevant in this day and age



[x] sits back with popcorn and waits


However, I refer you to Monsieur Voltaire

French 'lovely lovely person'
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dykey wrote:
Mr Irrelevant wrote:
dykey wrote:
any 'lovely lovely person' who think a load of not nice people walking through Durham is relevant in this day and age



[x] sits back with popcorn and waits


However, I refer you to Monsieur Voltaire

French 'lovely lovely person'


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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the wanker in the white Vauxhall tear arsing down the road opposite the travs earlier!



I'd be in astonishment that someone broke the laws of physics and made a vauxhall go fast.
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Its only a 40 even vauxhalls go faster than that..

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Anyone who says guestimate.

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or eclectic

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Or leverage. :evil:
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Grimmy was decent on his late night show.
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TBF as a guestimate I would personally say the Bunker is quite eclectic. Does that give me a bit of leverage for later?

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TBF as a guestimate I would personally say the Bunker is quite eclectic. Does that give me a bit of leverage for later?


Methinks it will get you knacked.

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TBF as a guestimate I would personally say the Bunker is quite eclectic. Does that give me a bit of leverage for later?


Don't be a 'lovely lovely person'. :evil:
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TBF as a guestimate I would personally say the Bunker is quite eclectic. Does that give me a bit of leverage for later?


Methinks it will get you knacked.


And you can wrap up you 'lovely lovely person'. :evil:

Methinks....wanker.... :roll:
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The wankers who break down on the bridge near the metro on a daily basis, find somewhere else you not nice people banghead
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Mutley for thinking bad grandpa was a 4 out of 10 stpid
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TBF as a guestimate I would personally say the Bunker is quite eclectic. Does that give me a bit of leverage for later?


Methinks it will get you knacked.


And you can wrap up you 'lovely lovely person'. :evil:

Methinks....wanker.... :roll:


Methinks you need to do a little bit of blue sky thinking here.

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Mutley for thinking bad grandpa was a 4 out of 10 stpid


I was actually being kind to you when I gave it 4/10!!!! :?
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