Ramsbottom

Compo · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2014 9:25 am

"I blame midweek nights, including cups we lost 9 games in the midweek and only 3 on a weekend. Maybe our players are too knackered after a days work."

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

The general consensus seems to be that Martin Gray was 'outsmarted' by the Ramsbottom management team.

I'm guessing they used a fishing rod with a sausage attached to the line to distract him. He was last seen running chasing the sausage through a field somewhere near Barnard Castle.

Outsmarting Martin Gray :laugh:

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Does anyone know why Martin Grays van (I take it its him that runs these football Academies?) is in Hartlepool a LOT? It's around town a fair bit, all hours? He doesn't live in Hpool does he?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

What was the attendance? Just read a quote on their message board of 'we always lose in front of big crowds'

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

ElvisC wrote:

Does anyone know why Martin Grays van (I take it its him that runs these football Academies?) is in Hartlepool a LOT? It's around town a fair bit, all hours? He doesn't live in Hpool does he?

Ah man, dont get me started on his fooking football academy.

Or as its known by most people, "The ex players cash cow that cons people into believing its connected to the professional game, and can move mountains to get kids into the professional game"

Its a long name I know, but thats exactly what it is.

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

What was the attendance? Just read a quote on their message board of 'we always lose in front of big crowds'

12.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

ElvisC wrote:

Does anyone know why Martin Grays van (I take it its him that runs these football Academies?) is in Hartlepool a LOT? It's around town a fair bit, all hours? He doesn't live in Hpool does he?

Ah man, dont get me started on his fooking football academy.

Or as its known by most people, "The ex players cash cow that cons people into believing its connected to the professional game, and can move mountains to get kids into the professional game"

Its a long name I know, but thats exactly what it is.

How's is Michael barrons going? I see he still keeps tweeting pictures from
Sensible s0ccer explaining tactics.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

ElvisC wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

What was the attendance? Just read a quote on their message board of 'we always lose in front of big crowds'

12.

Thats not true, unless you dont add the whippets in your count.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2014 12:32 pm

Joe Mac wrote:

The chap who reffed the Darlo game last night who all the fans are furious about is our fourth official on Saturday... Minutes applause for the guy I say.

And you read about the broken leg challenge..shame on you.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Joe Mac wrote:

The chap who reffed the Darlo game last night who all the fans are furious about is our fourth official on Saturday... Minutes applause for the guy I say.

And you read about the broken leg challenge..shame on you.

It was by the referee?

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Some brain box on the darlo website has just written this:

We're now on a sound financial footing and will have more debt paid off before we need to increase the budget to succeed further up the pyramid.

At some point in the next year we'll be back home and that will give us a huge lift.

So, they are on a sound financial footing, but still have debts to pay off, and will have more debt to pay off still, and yet still think there is money to take them back to Darlow with a ground ready.

Where are they getting the money?

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2014 12:52 pm

You're going to have that picture thrown in your face so many times next season, offshore.. :laugh:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

You're going to have that picture thrown in your face so many times next season, offshore.. :laugh:

No we aren't you great big window licker.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2014 1:12 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

The general consensus seems to be that Martin Gray was 'outsmarted' by the Ramsbottom management team.

I'm guessing they used a fishing rod with a sausage attached to the line to distract him. He was last seen running chasing the sausage through a field somewhere near Barnard Castle.

Outsmarting Martin Gray :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu May 01, 2014 1:14 pm

The loid at work this morning come in with a face like thunder moaning about the game.

"unlucky" "cheating ref" etc etc. yawn1

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Anyone for a final 13 minute chortle fest of the season, enhanced by a Loid gobshite in the background.

I was expected to see a horrific refereeing performance, the opposition were better 1883 have some dreadful footballers (if you can call them that)

The Ref was consistent in only showing yellows for the bad tackle in the first minute when the lads touch got away from him and the absolute leg two footed breaker at the end by the Darlo player, a miles worse tackle as he in frustration tried to hurt him. Darlo look like a Gray team, dirty, in the referees ear and devoid of passing/skill.

:laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37493

Darlowerdowntheleaguestill's candle is flickering and about to be snuffed out...their level achieved.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

I see the gullible fuckers are now saying this about the bloke that got sent off for diving:

"it wasnt a dive, but I agree he DID deliberately fall over the trailing leg" :laughing-rolling:

Dumb as fuck cocksockets :laugh:

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

Imagine my shock at noticing a fairly glaring omission from my post; the link to the actual hack fest;

http://www.darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopi ... 85818d453c

loan_star · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 12:39 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

The Ref was consistent in only showing yellows for the bad tackle in the first minute when the lads touch got away from him and the absolute leg two footed breaker at the end by the Darlo player, a miles worse tackle as he in frustration tried to hurt him. Darlo look like a Gray team, dirty, in the referees ear and devoid of passing/skill.

:laugh:

I'm sure you wouldnt be laughing if this happened to one of your players PJ
https://twitter.com/PJ_DFC/status/462116553534615552/photo/1
Late and high at best! First or last minute, a straight red.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

It was a red card as was the shocker by the Darlo player at the end, which was technically worse as it was two footed. The first one was over zealous and dangerous seconds into the game after a poor touch, the second one is out of frustration and with clear intent. He punished them both the same. It doesn't make him right by he was consistent.

I wasn't laughing at the lad getting injured I was laughing at how shit you are.

Also still pictures are misleading that was probably after the contact making it look worse, he wouldn't have damaged his ankle if he'd have caught him that high.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Thing is, when your just having a kick about with your mates n someone shouts FOULY FOOTY! you gotta just roll with it n foul away.

These are the things darlo fans don't realise now.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 1:03 pm

I loved Fouly Footy, all hell broke loose

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Was just going to say the same thing. Horrendous tackling by both teams. I'm actually quite shocked at the standard on those extended highlights...horrible.

Dany Krap · **Joined:** Tue Nov 12, 2013 9:33 am **Posts:** 79

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

You're going to have that picture thrown in your face so many times next season, offshore.. :laugh:

FFS sussex, this season isn't even over yet and you've already started on the next one!!!

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Loan Star, Martin Gray's a 'lovely lovely person'. Discuss...

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

ElvisC wrote:

Was just going to say the same thing. Horrendous tackling by both teams. I'm actually quite shocked at the standard on those extended highlights...horrible.

Horrible is the word.

Everything about it.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 2:32 pm

ElvisC wrote:

Loan Star, Martin Gray's a 'lovely lovely person'. Discuss...

Yes on both counts confised

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 2:59 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

Also still pictures are misleading that was probably after the contact making it look worse, he wouldn't have damaged his ankle if he'd have caught him that high.

f hell..

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 3:16 pm

Dany Krap wrote:

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

You're going to have that picture thrown in your face so many times next season, offshore.. :laugh:

FFS sussex, this season isn't even over yet and you've already started on the next one!!!

Money talks ,mr krapper..and the bucket rattling jokes have long been a standing joke on here.....time to 'Wake up and the smell the coffee ' eh ?.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 3:50 pm

When are you going to realise, the ghost of your joke of a former club is a fucking embarrassment.

Get the fuck off for the Summer...or forever. refred

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 4:01 pm

alleztfc wrote:

When are you going to realise, the ghost of your joke of a former club is a fucking embarrassment.

Get the fuck off for the Summer...or forever. refred

A Solano type signing might push up the season ticket sales ,alleztfc..

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

You could probably exchange one of 1883's hackers for a Solero.

Compo · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 4:09 pm

sussex now you cant be that much of an idiot and we all know you come on here for a bit of a wind up but isnt it a bit old hat now given the state of your so called team and comparing them to us?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 4:17 pm

Compo wrote:

sussex now you cant be that much of an idiot and we all know you come on here for a bit of a wind up but isnt it a bit old hat now given the state of your so called team and comparing them to us?

Surely you must have read the great poolie implosion thread on uncovered ,compo ?...i don't believe much on here tbh..

loan_star · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 5:00 pm

ElvisC wrote:

Was just going to say the same thing. Horrendous tackling by both teams. I'm actually quite shocked at the standard on those extended highlights...horrible.

It was an awful match, no doubt about it. I'm sure you have had your fair share of crap games too judging by some of the comments on here over the season.

ElvisC wrote:

Loan Star, Martin Gray's a 'lovely lovely person'. Discuss...

He does himself no favours sometimes. Most Darlo fans think the same about Chris Turner too. Probably the same as you think of Mr Newell

PJPoolie wrote:

It was a red card as was the shocker by the Darlo player at the end, which was technically worse as it was two footed. The first one was over zealous and dangerous seconds into the game after a poor touch, the second one is out of frustration and with clear intent. He punished them both the same. It doesn't make him right by he was consistent.

I wasn't laughing at the lad getting injured I was laughing at how shit you are.

Also still pictures are misleading that was probably after the contact making it look worse, he wouldn't have damaged his ankle if he'd have caught him that high.

Yes, should both have been reds IMO. However if the red in the first minute had been given then that changes the course of the game. A red in the last minute in frustration has no effect at all on the outcome.
As for the comment about the picture being misleading, don't be so stupid. A tackle doesn't have to be on the actual ankle to make the ligaments snap.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 5:07 pm

Thanks for the comedy,Darlo. Never fails! clappp

RAMSBOTTOM FOREVER! therethere

unohoo · **Joined:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:51 pm **Posts:** 656

UP THE RAMSBOTTOM !!!

bbolt

Spender · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 6:51 pm

Where the fuck is Ramsbottom??

Wales?

ElvisC · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:55 am **Posts:** 4504

Nah, suburb of Clitheroe. They're building a new theme park there....Euro Dismal!

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Sheepsarse FC..

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri May 02, 2014 7:07 pm

offshorepoolie wrote:

Sheepsarse FC..

Do you think they are pulling the wool over your eyes with that ticket deal ?...oops, wrong thread.. :laugh:

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

offshorepoolie wrote:

Sheepsarse FC..

Do you think they are pulling the wool over your eyes with that ticket deal ?...oops, wrong thread.. :laugh:

Have ever bought a ticket to see Darlow?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

PJPoolie wrote:

Imagine my shock at noticing a fairly glaring omission from my post; the link to the actual hack fest;

http://www.darlofc.co.uk/forum/viewtopi ... 85818d453c

I lasted watching 2 minutes of watching that

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tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

The thick not nice people are now claiming they have done well because they were working with a severely limited budget
They have spunked more money up the wall than most of the other teams in their league combined
You couldn't make this shit up

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

loan_star wrote:

PJPoolie wrote:

The Ref was consistent in only showing yellows for the bad tackle in the first minute when the lads touch got away from him and the absolute leg two footed breaker at the end by the Darlo player, a miles worse tackle as he in frustration tried to hurt him. Darlo look like a Gray team, dirty, in the referees ear and devoid of passing/skill.

:laugh:

I'm sure you wouldnt be laughing if this happened to one of your players PJ
https://twitter.com/PJ_DFC/status/462116553534615552/photo/1
Late and high at best! First or last minute, a straight red.

Face it you got arse raped off Ramsbottom !
Stick to what darlo do best, ripping local businesses off then spunking the money you should be using to pay them back on a team that achieves fuck all anyway !

tripledecker · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:25 pm **Posts:** 1938

Oh and their best player 'Thommo' is a fat diving cheat it would seem

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