Mind you Elsie Christie wants her funding cut, 3 events, 3 disqualifications, get back behind the counter of the local chip shop you useless tart !

I feel for her....poor lass!!!!

All ranting aside, it is a shame for her but to be disqualified 3 times ! Fuck me !

The one today looked very harsh!!!!

and the GB little Woman team takes to the ice to massive applause!!! The red hot favourites, all made up from council estates right across Hartlepool, have been perfecting their routine now for over 40 years

At the front is Mutley Rules, being pushed by ECG - and the cox man at the back on the boagey Parmo Arbuckle is very experienced at shouting orders

and there they go down the middle of the road, between the double parked cars - and they get through before colliding with the no 6 bus !! Brilliant manoeuvre!!

Now they are go past the local hard knock and Parmo shouts abuse at him, they are upping their game here now... and the local hard case has went on his dish!! Tremendous stuff there!! The judges are going to surely give high scores for this!!

Now they attempt the most difficult part, a full circuit round Summerhill, and they've managed to dodge every last piece of dogshite!!

And a triple rarf followed by a half doil manoeuvre as they weave their way through Middleton Grange ramp and they are across the finishing line!!!

the judges will surely give them high marks and give them at least 100 hours community service for such a splendid effort!!

oh no! Mutley has fell off the podium!!! He's tested positive for John Smiths!!!