Marlon Harewood

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

unohoo wrote:

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

offshorepoolie wrote:

but this ones going to turn up!

The words presented may not be the ones inputted ..Thanks Tapatalk

The Hare or the Tortoise mr offshore? ...he is getting on a bit.

Getting on a bit? He's only 34.
I played till I was 40. I was shite like. and knackered. But I played.

Chip is still playing and he is past 50 !!!! bbolt

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:44 pm

Has chip suffered a fall on the pitch this year..all this shite about blaming the refs .we'll be alright next season stuff..it's worrying .

returnofaido · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:59 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

Still turning up and still giving the ball away.

edited for accuracy yawn2

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:01 pm

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Has chip suffered a fall on the pitch this year..all this shite about blaming the refs .we'll be alright next season stuff..it's worrying .

Stop worrying. therethere

The worst than can happen is that you back down the to Evostick Your Cock In A Sock League or go out of football altogether.

Business as usual.

returnofaido · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:05 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

returnofaido wrote:

Chip Fireball wrote:

Still turning up and still giving the ball away.

edited for accuracy yawn2

You made a strange yelping sound you were so excited by the one I scored in the last game. FACT.

only cos I was looking at the big picture, not frapping myself about putting a little sticker on the chart next to my bed FACT

returnofaido · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:06 pm

anyway, I think marlon harewood is a decent signing if colin cooper does.

yogi · **Joined:** Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:29 pm **Posts:** 372

I think it's an exciting signing, but along with other poolies hope he doesn't turn into another Howard, but, as others have said Coopers previous signings have all been good.

Welcome to pools Marlon!

Bilcliff · **Joined:** Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:21 pm **Posts:** 329

If we canget back on topic and off some old gadges thinking they will one day be able to hack it I welcome Marlon's signing and am sure there will be goals in him and a good tutor to Luke. Welcome to Pools, Marlon!

returnofaido · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 7:42 pm

Bilcliff wrote:

If we canget back on topic and off some old gadges thinking they will one day be able to hack it I welcome Marlon's signing and am sure there will be goals in him and a good tutor to Luke. Welcome to Pools, Marlon!

Barriewardrobe · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:49 pm

Improvement on Stevie Howard....(is he still unemployed ?) Can't be arsed googling him !

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Barriewardrobe wrote:

Improvement on Stevie Howard....(is he still unemployed ?) Can't be arsed googling him !

I should hope he has had loads of offers since he came back to League 2 too soon.

Fat 'lovely lovely person'.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:56 pm

He done an interview with Sky Sports the other day saying that he is considering an offer from a championship club and has had offers abroad...

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:57 pm

https://soundcloud.com/skysportsradio/f ... iker-steve

Barriewardrobe · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:58 pm

Joe Mac wrote:

He done an interview with Sky Sports the other day saying that he is considering an offer from a championship club and has had offers abroad...

Abroad !!
Falkland Isles or Chad ?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Call me a cynic but why would an out of work 37 year old just released from a league two team need to consider an offer from a champ club? You'd just go for it!

Dick head

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I think his abroad option is America.

Plenty of Golf and social over there.

alienlife · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:33 pm

Considering Howard considered quitting the game towards the end of 2012 I'd be shocked if he ever plays professionally anywhere again.

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:35 pm

Some people were licking his arse on twitter, asking him to come out of retirement. He replied with "I'm not in retirement". I said "Could have fooled us #hufc".

Guess you had to be there.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:37 pm

Aye, Howard loves retweeting the arse lickers "Come back to Sheff Wed Big Stevie #Legend"

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:39 pm

Howard on yubep: ha ha ha we'll always get the odd one who hasn't got a clue!! #startedtofeelsorryforthemnow

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:41 pm

Just seen that #TeamPhil

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:43 pm

My response, not sure if you can see it cause my tweets are private:

We had to watch you, we deserve pity #wasteofashirt

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:03 pm

Anyone checked Harewood's Football Manager stats/scouting report yet ?

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:16 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

Lot of jealousy and factually incorrect information creeping into this thread.

If you score half as many goals in your over 40's career as I have Mr Aido you will die a happy man.

Likewise for trophies/promotions.

Are you the next king kenny?

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:28 pm

Ooooo Howard just called Yubep clueless... Fight fight fight fight

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

I think one of the comments that keeps coming up about Harewood from even Bristol City fans who've watched him this season are hard working and that he puts a shift in for the team.

He's a strong player put he's always been a better player into feet with his back to goal so he could be the little link we need to help the likes of James and Poole. Hopefully he's still got a bit of the pace he had a few years ago as well. A totally different type of player to Stevie Statue though so let's see how he does.

From what Cooper said he'll be good in the dressing room as well with the younger players.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I miss the Howard threads

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

My favourite ones were the people asking why he wasn't playing for the reserves.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I liked playing spot the Howard on the training ground photos

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Is he still coaching at Tow Law? Bet that's a fucking treat.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I liked the Howard threads after he had played a great game.

Oh.

Ritchies birthmark · **Joined:** Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:31 am **Posts:** 5637

Im quite happy with the signing of harewood. We needed firepower and ior have backed cooper and that alone is reason to be happy. Wish the lad well

alienlife · **Posted:** Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:06 am

Has anyone noticed the words Howard and Harewood share all but one letter.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Jan 14, 2014 10:29 am

I said at the match on Saturday that we need a proper centre forward for James to play off rather than expecting him to plough on up front on his own. Hopefully Harewood will be in the physical shape to be that signing so I'm cautiously optimistic that we are at least addressing where I think the main problem is as I think we will get a lot more out of James if he is played in that way.

If Dolan hadn't gone back I'd be more than happy with our current squad for the rest of the season, and although I'm not in the anti-Walton camp and think he can do a decent enough job for us I think we are now light in central midfield if we get injuries or suspensions so would like to see another central midfielder into the squad.

parmo · **Posted:** Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:50 pm

so we tried a Horwood, then we tried a Howard, what the hell let's have a Harewood!!!

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Jan 14, 2014 1:50 pm

If he's any good we'll all be getting Hardwood... bbolt

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:41 pm

If anyone wants to see 20+ pictures of Harewoods first day at training.. click this link http://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news/ ... 94233.aspx

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Joe Mac wrote:

If anyone wants to see 20+ pictures of Harewoods first day at training.. click this link http://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news/ ... 94233.aspx

That looks a bizzare piece of machinery in picture 9.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Jan 14, 2014 4:45 pm

Coincidently in picture 9 is Stevie Howard closely marking Harewood.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:11 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Joe Mac wrote:

If anyone wants to see 20+ pictures of Harewoods first day at training.. click this link http://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news/ ... 94233.aspx

That looks a bizzare piece of machinery in picture 9.

The Robotronic Satellite Receiving Trailer is standard kit at football training grounds nowadays. You can download a life-sized virtual Howard to play against in 32 seconds. You have toi print him out after that but its still quite quick and just as mobile as the real thing.

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Tue Jan 14, 2014 5:29 pm

7 and 8 are the same picture

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Fetish_Bob wrote:

7 and 8 are the same picture

Have you emailed the club about this error ?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 14, 2014 7:36 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Joe Mac wrote:

If anyone wants to see 20+ pictures of Harewoods first day at training.. click this link http://www.hartlepoolunited.co.uk/news/ ... 94233.aspx

That looks a bizzare piece of machinery in picture 9.

Maybe Maiden Castle was where they faked the moon landings?

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