On the same lines Mr F, at that game I'd booked a spurious call with a customer in Bristol and a hotel for the night. At the end of the game, Sky cameras went to a Poolie lass in tears and who's standing behind her?? Yeah me.

Bang went the expenses claim. The press pack were in the same hotel, Joe Allon, Simmo and that bewer who used to write in the Mail, so you can tell it wasn't cheap either.

Mind, I did get a standing ovation in the local the next night, otherwise I'd have put the claim in and probably got sacked. Good job the lads were watching.