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luckyseven
 Post subject: Re: been distracted for a while...fell in love !
PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:39 am 
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Why 6 months with computer off taxpayer?
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kosherOY
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Frodraff
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If you were trying to make a living I'd advise you to avoid the writing for soap operas business. Gripped I am not.

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: been distracted for a while...fell in love !
PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:00 am 
Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
Has he bashed your backdoor in yet?


luckyseven wrote:
Kosher is a gentleman! The most wonderful man I've ever met and sooooooo romantic and sensitive. I am blessed. You lot could learn a thing or two from him :wink:


That's not actually 'no' is it?? :shock: :shock: :grin: :grin:
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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:19 am 
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Loids alert. :roll:

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Snowy
 Post subject: Re: been distracted for a while...fell in love !
PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:46 am 
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luckyseven wrote:
I think we should try to sleep tonight Kosher baby - I've had less than three hours sleep a night for the past 3 weeks!
it's either...

1. .....wearing off already. :roll:

2. .... they're a bit 'sore'. :uhoh:

3. ...... they've got a crap matress. sadx

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alleztfc
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:29 am 
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Who the fook are these planks? sctatchinghead

Look, if she's left any of her kit round yours, a quick 'Spiderman w@nk' will sort you out.

Now off you pop... confised

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Salty
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:18 pm 
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus H Christ!!!!

what a load of shiite
who are these fookin nuggets?
it must be Dibble......


anyways 'lucky 7' welcome to the board! [someone had to do it..........]
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luckyseven
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You cynics! I will start my own thread now! I need to learn about the team, come of folks, I am a footie virgin!nGive a girl a break! I have learnt the song already! Honest. x
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Mr Ripper
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luckyseven wrote:
You cynics! I will start my own thread now! I need to learn about the team, come of folks, I am a footie virgin!nGive a girl a break! I have learnt the song already! Honest. x


Post a photo of yourself to show you're genuine then.

And in the photo you have to be holding a card with the date on and the statement "I'm LuckySeven and Kev's had me".

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misterb2001
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[ ] Thread has potential
[x] Thread should never have been allowed to reach 5 pages

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Tax Paying Poolie
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misterb2001 wrote:
[ ] Thread has potential
[x] Thread should never have been allowed to reach 5 pages


It wouldn't have done if you hadn't have replied.

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misterb2001
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luckyseven
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Kosheroy sends his regards. :wink:
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Spender
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 4:38 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
the statement "I'm LuckySeven and Kev's had me".


Turned them down, ugly, thick and diseased... :grin:

Had their loved ones though, and their parents, effortless..... :grin:
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