Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?

Fergie will be playing Giggs in August

I canty stop whistling that bloody Earth song now

OH FFS.

There's a lot of crap being talked on the news about the King of Pop right now. The papers and telly have got a story to chew on about for the next day or two until the next 'significant' event comes around.

To put things into context, the reality is that the scribblers who think themselves in some way important have to justify their existence and are banging on about nothing as usual. Death like poverty and taxes is never far away, this is just another one along with the other 2million who will die today and really nothing to get excited about.

By the way....

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson







Michael Jackson is dead.

This thread

PJ Poolie, MadJohn, POK I salute you

Funny as fook.

His family has asked for him to be melted down for toys so the kids can play with him for a change

I have also conflicting reports from my previous post that his last will was to be melted down into plastic bags so he is forever a danger to children

Quote from the meeja

"Michael Jackson has died after suffering a cardiac arrest, sending shockwaves sweeping across the world and tributes pouring in for the tortured music icon revered as the "King of Pop."

Perleeeeeese

Anyone on here felt a shock wave?

yeah I did it was liz taylor falling over with shock

Well, this death wasn't exactly expected was it - that's what makes it all the more shocking.

This heart attack seemed so sudden.

as oppose to them heart attacks that come on gradually

Well, as far as we know, he didn't have a history of any heart condition, did he?

Are you purposely trying to be an idiot or does it just come naturally

No. As far as I'm concerned it was a straightforward question.

well I heard he had bubbles in his blood

POK behave, you are cracking me up, and me ribs are are starting to hurt.

I'm not a doctor, Mutley.

Like the people on University challenge they can tell you what key certain Mozart symphonies are written in and what philosopher died when a tortoise fell on his head but are thick as two short planks when it come to common sense.

A girl I went to uni with (who ended up getting a first in Law) blew up the microwave in halls in the first week as she was trying to boil an egg in it, her excuse was she had never boiled an egg before and didn’t know how to do it, I let her live it down though as she was fit and played a good tune on the flute.

Thank god

Go get em POK.

Ah howay Muttley, have a read of the whole thread again.

Its pure comedy gold.

I know he should be shocked, the pesky heart attacks they jump out at you unannounced and come on all of a sudden, why cant they be like indigestion and come on gradually, I mean people with no history of heart condition ever get heart attacks

Shock horror that Chip again turns every thread into something to do with money!!

Are you Jim Royle?

just goes to show you how foolish your points were, stick to your books theres a good lad.

As I say, after a suitable period of time for grief is finished, I would hope that the 02 Arena would refund money to all those that bought tickets for the tour.

the height of optimism:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MICHAEL-JACKSON-T ... 7C294%3A50

I like to see the bunker has added a picture of PoK on the banner, he seems very good friends with the escape goat as well.

More meeja extracts:

'Celebrities and stars around the globe have been paying tribute to pop icon Michael Jackson, praising his contributions to the world of music as they reeled from the news of his sudden death.'

Hypocritical ratbags........it's not long ago that they were calling him Wacko Jacko. At least they were being honest then.

It escapes me how any of this celebrity culture crap fools anybody.

I heard he hasnt been this stiff since macaulay culkin stayed over

Even Downing Street said a few words in tribute to Michael Jackson.

even the prime minister thought if i utter some bollox about wacko it will deflect the attention away from us for a day or two
thats how i read it

It beggars belief that anyone could revere such a pathetic parody of a human. Away from music he was an disaster and a dangerous one at that; musically, he'd been squawking out one-note songs for the last 25 years.

On behalf of all like minded people, I'd like to applaud him for fooking off.

Now I'm off to learn how to moonwalk.

PoK do you own a Micheal Jackson album or even a song for that matter as you seem to be telling us every announcement going when everyone else couldnt give a toss

If everyone didn't give a damn that he had died, there wouldn't be radio stations playing his hits on the radio and round-the-clock news coverage.

I don't own a Michael Jackson album, but some people are saying that in terms of world history, this is as big as John Lennon or Elvis Presley dying tragically.

and todays award for talking bollox goes to yesterdays winner and the day before that ad infiniti

poolie of kent

This gives me an idea for a new and important thread, just for POK.

Breaking news; Michael Jackson's forthcoming dates have been cancelled. They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11) . Also, early reports stAted that MJ had tripped over a pram, causing the heart attack. Police say it's too early to blame it on the buggy. Indeed when the paramedics arrived and discovered that MJ's heart HD stopped asked adice on how to proceed. "Just beat it" was the predictable reply.

There are conflicting reports that on arrival paramedics found a child administering Cpr. He would have survived if the child had been blowing the right end.

I thank you, I'm here all week...

PoK should post a thought of the day thread, giving us his wonderful insights of the world and current events, PoK is the student version of Jeremy Clarkson talks bollocks but unlike Clarkson doesnt make any sence or isnt funny.

no he simply HAS to retort to everything he sees!!!
He's irritating, but characters come in all shapes and sizes - I think the adjective to describe him would be..err..unique.

poor Macauley, he has noone to blow bubbles with now.......

What does MJ and newcastle have in common, it doesnt matter if your black or white they still down in 2009.

Whats the difference between Janet Jackson and ENgland cricket team, Janet will be collecting the ashes this summer

When the ambulance arrived at MJ’s home they found class A drugs in the kitchen, and Class 4B in his bedroom

Breaking news. Tragic prince of pop michael Jackson has died suddenly. On a lighter note madeline McCann has been found in his wardobe!

On the bright side, it's giving the MP's a break....you don't suppose..nah

That is the single most retarded thing I've ever read on a message board