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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

MutleyRules wrote:

Mr I wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Quality Film Review that one....now try another one you 'pompous holier than thou divvy kunt'!!!! :roll:

Not nice Mutt, not nice.

But it's ok for you to call people 'Kunts'????

Where did I do that ?

mooseman · **Joined:** Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:58 pm **Posts:** 24

now now boys, lets stick together. west ham are comming to town rolf

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:45 pm

From Mr.I's film review....

'Its structure is borrowed from Goodfellas, the shooting at the beginning sets up the final act, but it never achieves anything like the frenetic pace or intricate detail of Scorsese’s masterpiece.'
As if a British Film like 'Cass' would have the same kind of budget as a Scorsese Film!!!! :laugh:

FFS....'Cass' probably had a budget of £100,000!!!! rolfl

Mr.I....I don't even think you've read ALL of that review....you've skirted over it and found it was slagging the Film and then put it on here....cos no-way would you have put it on the board if you had actually read things like the above!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:46 pm

Mr I wrote:

Where did I do that ?

You know where you did....now stop playing silly buggers!!!! :roll:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

You're right, I did skim read it. Second point - it wasn't aimed at you though was it.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:49 pm

Mr I wrote:

Second point - it wasn't aimed at you though was it.

Obviously not....the Film isn't called 'Mutley'!!!! :roll:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

I spotted that too.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:51 pm

Mr I wrote:

Where did I do that ?

Have you remembered yet????

But maybe you're right....but you've called him everything but on this thread!!!! :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:52 pm

Now that's enough of that for now....I'm gonna start a thread telling everyone which Film I've just watched!!!! :coool:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:48 am

call me a girl [and you will :roll:

], but this thread has saddened me

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:00 am

Salty wrote:

call me a girl [and you will :roll:

], but this thread has saddened me

But yeah....you're right....it's amazing how a thread can start off so innocent and then be Hi-Jacked in this way!!!! :roll:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:02 am

MutleyRules wrote:

*blows kiss at muttley*

:wink:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

No, I don't want to fight him, I'd lose quickly and severely. He's 20 odd stone of muscle and I'm 13st 10 of what used to be muscle but is starting to go a bit wobbly.

Of course I can't judge his reaction in the Belfast situation, no one can, not even their own. I was generalising, the whole 'no surrender' thing used to piss me off whenever I heard it sung.

You're right in that the forces mirrors civilian life; theres some tough nuts, a lot of average people and a bunch of softies. This goes for in uniform and out. I was in the middle group so no thanks, I have no desire to fight Mr Pennant but that doesn't change my opinion of him as a thug.

Frodraff · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:35 am

Looks like West Ham is a game to stay away from.

Unless you're a moth to a candle

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

MutleyRules wrote:

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

His film is complete and utter toss.

Great post!!!! clappp

Fair enough that is your opinion....but the Film was about his Life....maybe you should get a Film made about yours....you never know it could be a Blockbuster!!!!

Fcking hell, please tell me you didn't watch that film and enjoy it? It was horrendous and his story is boring. So he got adopted from a young age.....so do thousands of people but they don't resort to mindless violence because they didn't feel accepted.

He really played on the 'I love my mum and dad' theme and that was cringeworthy. Who the fck doesn't love their mum and dad?

I normally like the footie violence films for comedy reasons but Cass by far the worse one I have seen and his story is utterly utterly boring.

'maybe you should get a Film made about yours....you never know it could be a Blockbuster'- I accept my life is relatively boring and would never be made into a film. It's a shame Carol didn't do the same.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:56 pm

some people will do whatever it takes to make money.... he's no different to any other gangster. If publicity aids him, then he'll use it. It's all about making money - he knows how to do it and people hand it over, whether by choice or otherwise. These days it's by choice, probably wasn't always the case.
He is high profile, but there are hard men in this town who now have the respectable business persona, but we all know how they got to the top.
I don't see the difference between him and any of them - it has always happened and it always will.
For Cass Pennant, insert the names of any other hard men in the country......... why single him out?
Roy Pretty Boy Shaw, Lenny MaClean.... various ex boxers now running security firms..... you can't call one without calling them all.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:06 pm

I didn't - I couldn't care less either way - my point is that there are thousands like him out there - and there always will be

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Give me the tools of my trade eg: a ghillie suit and an L42, and I'd take him down every single time.

Do you think a Ghillie suit would help you in East London?

Maybe a Stone Island jacket would help you blend in a bit better Mr I.

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

They might have been the 'hardest crew' during the 70s and 80's, they may still lead the field in national and international hoolyganizm, they may be lead by one of the hardest men in England BUT

We have Lawrence :coool:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:47 pm

mouldy old dough wrote:

ICF.
Cass.
Green Street Elite.
Becksie's the firm.

We could get knacked. bbolt

Oh no Danny Dyer has read this thread and he is turning out now..... bbolt

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

Blue Monkey wrote:

Give me the tools of my trade eg: a ghillie suit and an L42, and I'd take him down every single time.

Do you think a Ghillie suit would help you in East London?

Maybe a Stone Island jacket would help you blend in a bit better Mr I.

Nobody mentioned East London, I had assumed Exmoor.

Who is Danny Dyer by the way?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:14 pm

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MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:27 pm

[quote="Tax Paying PoolieFcking hell, please tell me you didn't watch that film and enjoy it? It was horrendous and his story is boring. So he got adopted from a young age.....so do thousands of people but they don't resort to mindless violence because they didn't feel accepted.

He really played on the 'I love my mum and dad' theme and that was cringeworthy. Who the fck doesn't love their mum and dad?

I normally like the footie violence films for comedy reasons but Cass by far the worse one I have seen and his story is utterly utterly boring.

'maybe you should get a Film made about yours....you never know it could be a Blockbuster'- I accept my life is relatively boring and would never be made into a film. It's a shame Carol didn't do the same.[/quote]

Yes I did quite enjoy the Film and you know why....because I was expecting another shite Hooligan Film but that's not what it is!!!! :grin:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:31 pm

Thin and Crusty wrote:

I dont know why Muttley turned this into a personal assault on Mr I.

Muttley would you agree with my stance if I started calling Talbot a KUNT because he takes the piss out of Joe Strummer and the Clash?

I reckon I knew Joe Strummer as much as you knew this big bird called Carol. bbolt

I turned it into a personal assault????

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

MutleyRules wrote:

[quote="Tax Paying PoolieFcking hell, please tell me you didn't watch that film and enjoy it? It was horrendous and his story is boring. So he got adopted from a young age.....so do thousands of people but they don't resort to mindless violence because they didn't feel accepted.

He really played on the 'I love my mum and dad' theme and that was cringeworthy. Who the fck doesn't love their mum and dad?

I normally like the footie violence films for comedy reasons but Cass by far the worse one I have seen and his story is utterly utterly boring.

'maybe you should get a Film made about yours....you never know it could be a Blockbuster'- I accept my life is relatively boring and would never be made into a film. It's a shame Carol didn't do the same.

Yes I did quite enjoy the Film and you know why....because I was expecting another shite Hooligan Film but that's not what it is!!!! :grin:

[/quote]

Each to their own but I just wish Carol had achieved a bit more before he decided to write his own film. I was hoping a bit more might have actually happened that's all.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:33 pm

chip fireball wrote:

danny dyer is britains worst actor. if he is in a film you can guarantee it will be shiit from start to finish.

I concur!!!! :evil:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:34 pm

Thin and Crusty wrote:

Him?

I thought they were arguing about a black bird called Carol. :uhoh:

Quite funny that....I bet he's never heard that one before!!!! :laugh:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

MutleyRules wrote:

Thin and Crusty wrote:

Him?

I thought they were arguing about a black bird called Carol. :uhoh:

Quite funny that....I bet he's never heard that one before!!!! :laugh:

You seem very protective of Mr Pennant, Mutley. :shock:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:36 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

Each to their own but I just wish Carol had achieved a bit more before he decided to write his own film. I was hoping a bit more might have actually happened that's all.

He got approached to do this Film....and lets face it who wouldn't if you got asked and had a chance to make a bit of money out of it!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:37 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Thin and Crusty wrote:

Him?

I thought they were arguing about a black bird called Carol. :uhoh:

Quite funny that....I bet he's never heard that one before!!!! :laugh:

You seem very protective of Mr Pennant, Mutley. :shock:

And????

I like my kneecaps!!!! :laugh:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

MutleyRules wrote:

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

Each to their own but I just wish Carol had achieved a bit more before he decided to write his own film. I was hoping a bit more might have actually happened that's all.

He got approached to do this Film....and lets face it who wouldn't if you got asked and had a chance to make a bit of money out of it!!!! confised

Why didn't he say; 'thats a really nice offer but a film about my life would be utterly dull because I've never actually done anything apart from serving time in prison for smashing up a pub full of Geordies because I've got loads of mindless mates'. Thus saving me 2 hours of my life. :wink:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

MutleyRules wrote:

And????

I like my kneecaps!!!! :laugh:

You could have him, he's soft as fck! :laugh:

Kolley Kibber · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:42 pm

chip fireball wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Blue Monkey wrote:

Give me the tools of my trade eg: a ghillie suit and an L42, and I'd take him down every single time.

Do you think a Ghillie suit would help you in East London?

Maybe a Stone Island jacket would help you blend in a bit better Mr I.

Nobody mentioned East London, I had assumed Exmoor.

Who is Danny Dyer by the way?

danny dyer is britains worst actor. if he is in a film you can guarantee it will be shiit from start to finish.

I watched a British film called The Trench last night, all about the last few days leading up to the Somme offensive, and it was excellent. Danny Dyer was in it, albeit a young Danny Dyer before his mockney days, and he actually played a very good part. Human Traffic and Goodbye Charlie Bright are also very good. It's the slippery slope since Football Factory that seems to have turned him into the wanker we know today.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:42 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

Each to their own but I just wish Carol had achieved a bit more before he decided to write his own film. I was hoping a bit more might have actually happened that's all.

He got approached to do this Film....and lets face it who wouldn't if you got asked and had a chance to make a bit of money out of it!!!! confised

Why didn't he say; 'thats a really nice offer but a film about my life would be utterly dull because I've never actually done anything apart from serving time in prison for smashing up a pub full of Geordies because I've got loads of mindless mates'. Thus saving me 2 hours of my life. :wink:

He's had a very eventful life!!!! :coool:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

MutleyRules wrote:

He's had a very eventful life!!!! :coool:

Well why the fuck didn't he tell the producers and they could have included it!!!! rolfl

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:45 pm

Kolley Kibber wrote:

I watched a British film called The Trench last night, all about the last few days leading up to the Somme offensive, and it was excellent. Danny Dyer was in it, albeit a young Danny Dyer before his mockney days, and he actually played a very good part. Human Traffic and Goodbye Charlie Bright are also very good. It's the slippery slope since Football Factory that seems to have turned him into the w**ker we know today.

The Trench....another Film I'd like to see....but I didn't know that rarf was in it....but then again if it was in his younger days I still might watch it!!!! :grin:

Goodbye Charlie Bright....sort of enjoyable but only because Dyer has a very small part....but I'm actually still waiting for something to happen in it....and I watched it about 3 months ago!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:46 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

He's had a very eventful life!!!! :coool:

Well why the f*** didn't he tell the producers and they could have included it!!!! rolfl

Put it this way....the Book's better than the Film!!!! :grin:

PS....I've got a signed copy aswell!!!! :uhoh:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

MutleyRules wrote:

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

He's had a very eventful life!!!! :coool:

Well why the f*** didn't he tell the producers and they could have included it!!!! rolfl

Put it this way....the Book's better than the Film!!!! :grin:

PS....I've got a signed copy aswell!!!! :uhoh:

It couldn't be much worse. I'll get a copy and read it then report back!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:57 pm

PS....me and my 'mate'....

And when he comes round our house for Dinner this Sunday Mr.Thin&Crusty....I'll tell him you called him a Big Black Bird called Carol!!!! :shock:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:59 pm

PPS....Also Mr.Thin&Crusty....I was stood on a chair to get that photo took!!!! :shock:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:01 pm

I bought her indoors some Doc Martens on Saturday. She looks hard as fook now.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:03 pm

Richard Head wrote:

I bought her indoors some Doc Martens on Saturday. She looks hard as fook now.

Why did you buy Arthur Daley's missus some Docs????

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:11 pm

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:15 pm

do you sell Monkey Business John? Or is that the other John?
Who's just gone to the John?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:17 pm

Thin and Crusty wrote:

By the way Muttley:

Just for the record,

My Real name is John, and I live in Nottingham. :laugh:

Which one though....the one with HUGE Bollox or the one with an Asian Bird????

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:19 pm

Now how did I know you'd say that!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:21 pm

I caught one of his programmes on Sky ages ago about 'Hooligans'....I think he actually thinks he's a 'Top Boy'!!!! :roll:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:52 pm

Danny Dyer was nominated for an oscar for his role in Mean Machine the Vinnie Jones film.

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:04 pm

chip fireball wrote:

mouldy old dough wrote:

Danny Dyer was nominated for an oscar for his role in Mean Machine the Vinnie Jones film.

utter bolox, probably the biggest lie ever told on here. :grin:

Drat foyled again. rolfl

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:10 pm

I could have been nominated for an Oscar purely for the facial expressions I pulled while trying to pass 14 lbs of digested rice this morning. I wish our rass'd move that mirror, it's turning me into a method actor. :roll:

I'm still tons better than Danny Dyer, that 'Real Football Factories' was utter cack. Just drunk blokes saying 'no, we never done owt like that but we used to know someone who did....' sadx

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