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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Can anyone stop the sex juggernaught
PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:39 pm 
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Has Parmo entered (fnar fnar) this time or not then?

If he doesn't pick a number himself shall we pick one for him?

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Mr Creosote
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:45 pm 
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Interestingly he hasnt. Get a number picked Mr Parmo, you sex crazed stud muffin. Chip is gagging for you again.

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Mr Ripper wrote:
Has Parmo entered (fnar fnar) this time or not then?

If he doesn't pick a number himself shall we pick one for him?


you can pick one for me Rip rolf

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Mr Ripper
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parmopooly wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Has Parmo entered (fnar fnar) this time or not then?

If he doesn't pick a number himself shall we pick one for him?


you can pick one for me Rip rolf



Hmmm...

Free or Ferty Free? How confident are we feeling?

Can he have both Mr Creosote?

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Mr Creosote
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He can, as long as he understands it isnt buy one get one free.

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stupoolie
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36 Please :evil:
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Mr Creosote
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Only 7 numbers left. I notice that our resident ladies havent had a go. Do they not want a night with ChipFireBall? Are they gay?

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Mr Creosote
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36 Please :evil:


Sorted sir. Only 6 numbers left now.

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Go on then, I'll go for 41 'cos I used to be that years ago sadx violin

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Mr Creosote
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Only 5 left now.

Just had the following pm off ChipFireBall.

"Mr Creosote,

can you please ask this weekends winner to supply their own lubrication, and plenty of it. Parmopoolys pooch took liberties beyond the call of duty this week. Though I understand I am giving a service, its all getting a bit much. Anyway thanks for the help."

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2 please. only so I'll be happy when we survive.

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Just to make it interesting for Chip, I'll take 25 for the wife. :shock: bbolt

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35 for me please.

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parmopooly
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Just to make it interesting for Chip, I'll take 25 for the wife. :shock: bbolt


a spot of swinging, eh? :laugh:

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Mr Ripper wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Has Parmo entered (fnar fnar) this time or not then?

If he doesn't pick a number himself shall we pick one for him?


you can pick one for me Rip rolf



Hmmm...

Free or Ferty Free? How confident are we feeling?

Can he have both Mr Creosote?



Hey, thats not fair! Im going to report this to the authorities! Why should he get two? He does not exactly need any assistance with this game does he.

Im telling so there!!!!!! rage

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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:07 pm 
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JohnnyMars
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Just a half please wrote:
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Clean sheet - ALB will have a blinder bbolt


And the award for stupid post of the day goes to...............? rolfl


Can I have a very optimistic 1st minute please.


Not so stupid after all then? Although I admit it wasn't due to ALB having a blinder...
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bluemonkey
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I think he said that because clean sheets had been disallowed from the competition Johnny, but well done you got half of it right, it was a clean sheet but ALB didn't have a blinder but IMO who gives a fook and another 3 points in the bag.

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Mr Creosote
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Due to circumstances beyond my control. i.e Pools defence starting to defend. I have no choice but to disband this competition. :evil:

Sometimes players are just barstards are'nt they? :evil: :laugh:

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parmopooly
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the alternative is...anyone who doesn't pick a number is deemed to have picked a clean sheet.....which is more than could be able to be said for mr fireball's sheets if they all went round!!! :laugh:

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