I was thinking the same TPP. There'll be 2 from Billingham, hopefully 3 if Matti recovers in time.

By the way, I was the only winner last night!! I was on the 'winning' side until I changed and my new side 'won' the second period.

Everyone's a winner at Wednesday night 5-aside!

Mr 3quid, if you can organise a pitch and some opposition we'll sort a team out from here. Preferably not the week after next as I'm away but if it's the best time for everyone else then no problem.

Agree with your main point but have been at Frankland today and went to Acklington last week; will be working in both.
Inmates are locked up from 4.30pm Mon - Thurs and 6.30pm Fri - Sun.
They dont have tellies and they have no internet access in the whole prison never mind their own cells.
You can get a playstation in Castington - which is for people still classed legally as children, so you might be thinking of that.

And the food's shite...

Me dad worked at Durham prison for many years and now works at a young offenders institute near Rugby.

The stuff you hear about prisons being cushy is bollocks.

And Chip, there are generally lots of drugs available. Still don't fancy it?

That must be Cousin of Poolie of Kent !!!!!

Surely you haven't forgotten that you have the self-proclaimed 'best screw in the North East' currently a subscribing member of the Bunker.
I am certain that if you were to ask him what Gaol is really like he'll put you right......................

Where does this self proclaimed one work sir?
And can you put me right please?
With thanks...

When you say Durham, is the old Victorian nick still in use there?

Shes got some interesting friends on facebook too.

http://www.facebook.com/friends/?id=1015445247

Can you list them then Mr I, you have to be logged in to view that page and some of us are not registered on there

She could also eat an apple through a tennis racket

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a likely story.............................................