Is it? What about asexual reproduction?

You just beat me to it, well by half an hour or so.

Is Aids Gods revenge, or his way of culling the numbers?

















That's if you believe in a God of course.

There you go, spoiling a good argument with your football talk.

Nah, he didn't spoil the argument, notice I didn't say good argument, everyone ignored the comment, apart from OO who doesn't count anyway.

If all the gay people are going to Hell (Bible, numerous references) I'd like to see everyone in Heaven get their hair done.

Heaven's only for us Catholics.

I liked Dave Allen's take on it ... Heaven's open for every religion, and they all mix together. However there's a walled-off area for the Catholics so they believe they're the only people in there.

And Hell's a place where people stand up to their chins in liquidised manure, and all day long there are cries of "don't make waves". To make it worse, Satan goes skiing on Sundays.

All these sexualities are so confusing. Now are the transvestites the ones who grow down from the ceiling and the transesexuals the ones that grow up...?

C for ceiling, G for ground.

It's getting confusing.

It's like the whole issue of Ladyboys. They've confused me on more than one occasion.

...your 'DIP ME IN CHOCOLATE AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS' T-shirt wouldn't have helped either.

Granted, granted....

Not too popular amongst humans though eh?? Apart from the turkey baster lot.

You can't pray away the gay


FACT!

fucking hell! 8 pages!!!

11 pages if you include part 1

Rather ironic he hung himself in a wardrobe. I wouldn't have thought a coat hanger would've been that effective.

Was it like, it didn't stretch his neck much but he died of over-expanded shoulders.

Sad that an openly gay man should die in the closet like that.

On the whole freedom of speech bit what I don't understand is how it is only meant to work one way. Ripper seemed, to me, to be obviously, viciously homophobic in his post about McQueen. I said that and so did a few other posters. I didn't argue that he should be banned, just that he should shut up with his bigotted shyte. Ripper's mates then posted arguing that he should have a right to spout shyte. Fine by me but people who think his shyte is shyte have a right to say so too. Nobody could seriously expect to come out with that sort of crap and be greeted with an endless stream of smilies.

If we all asked whether we'd say the stuff we post to the other board members in real life before posting it we wouldn't go far wrong.

I'm not Catholic but I like beer and talking shite.

And for some reason I'm being painted as homophobic due to my intense dislike of the way that the media try and promote homosexuality and make a point of referencing the sexuality of every gay celebrity be they dead or alive.

I don't think that homosexuality is normal, I accept that other people may disagree with that view, but I also accept that what people want to get up to behind their own front door is their business. I just don't want to know about it or want the media telling me all about it. Obviously some folk on here what to know all of the ins and outs so that they can proclaim to the world how comfortable they are with it in order to bull up their own self esteem.

I bet you had a "Frankie says Relax" t-shirt when you where younger and done the village people dance, go on admit you have havn't you

On the topic of minchers i watched that Alan Carr last night and although he plays on his gayness he doesn't go over board and was funny

I didn't have a Frankie t-shirt.

But I have done the YMCA dance to The Village People.

Like alan carr's stand up, especially the part were he is on about his dad who managed Northamptonn footy club making him and his brother train.

"He used to take us to the part and make us do shuttles beteween trees, running backwards and forwards, he would shout "touch the tree you puff, quicker you puff", well if you hear something often enough!"

Alan Carr is funny because he can take the piss out of himself.

Stark contrast to Graham Norton who is as funny as piles and can't tell a joke without some sexual reference to bum fun.

Concurring with Mr TPP.

Maybe its because your original post said




We noticed



The terms used in my second quote suggest that you dont really accept it,they are vicious and hateful.

You could easily have made your point about the media without that & people may have got into a conversation about the media,instead your post said more to people about your hatred of gays than about the media.

Do you hate the way Graham Norton rams it down your throat, too?

OOe-err missus.

I've said elsewhere that the terms used in my original post may not have been suitable for getting across the point I was trying to make and people have interpreted that in different ways. I don't hate gay people but that doesn't mean that I have to think that being gay is normal.

As for being "vicious" I think that's extreme. It implies that I would condone or partake in some gay-bashing violence or look to kick off with any gay person that I encountered. Nothing could be further from the truth and any of my mates who know me properly would know that.

At the risk of opening up a whole new debate and giving people more ammunition to make further assumptions the only time that I would ever get annoyed with gay people would be if they were kissing and cuddling and stuff in front of my child as I don't think that's right, but like I've also said elsewhere what they do in their own house is up to them.

OO - in reply to your question last week (as you have a block on your pm) it's Blackhall Rafa Club.

Only because you'd probably get a good battering.

Aye, probably, off half of them I would guess.

I'm under no delusion that just cos somebody is gay it means they're soft, and I don't like fighting at the best of times unless it's a last resort.

In fact, if the stats quoted on here are actually correct in that 10% of the population is gay then seeing as though I've been knacked by more than 10 people in the last 30-odd years then there's every chance that I've already had my head kicked in by a gay fella.

Didn't realise I had! But cheers.

permission to lock this annoying thread now, please?????????!!!





































btw, what about hetero blokes who like a finger up the jacksie whilst procreating?
or a pokey bum wank??!

havent heard that in ages

He's a cash in hand man, or payment in lieu.....

you want me to tell you about it?
bit weird...

Its want it says on the tin, pokey bum wank

its a HOLE lot of fun

a lot depends on how well you wipe your arse [but a bit of shit works well as lube], but one may prefer to use rubber gloves or the equivalent of....I tend to nick them plaggy ones from the petrol station, saves you a fortune, but a bit on the abrasive side

love you dibbs
xox

I tell ya what an all, its a frigging nightmare for the finger in the ear folk singer!
which finger goes in which hole?!

lock this fecking thread ffs your all sick bastards

dont want to now

get salty talking about a lubed finger and he is all ears

A lass tried that on me once and it done fook all for me, all i ended up with was a sore hole and her a shitty finger

One of my favourite pleasures.

Yeah but it's much nicer when a girl does it.

Mines a one way system, fook all goes up it.

But what about your lasses

Thats different, thats mine to use however i see fit.