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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:51 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
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Didn't want to upset him, by picking too many faults.

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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
Didn't want to upset him, by picking too many faults.


pick all the faults you want mate, I was busy bouncing off the walls at another win and another clean sheet.
Watch out for Tore Andre Flo's goal, 20 yard volley blasting over the keeper and under the bar, keeper was only about 3-4 yards of the line, the power and dip was enviable.

I hope your boys are hitting some kind of form, I would hate to think we're going to trawl all the way up there on boxing day for a nailed on win, make us work for it atleast won't you?

so.......Did your bunch look good last night or was it scrappy, obviously I aim that at the minority of you who were there, not those all mouth internet junkies! or those that hadn't found there rattle after the Hereford game!

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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:43 am 
Must feel good, the self styled 'Champions Of Europe' beating the bottom team in the third division.

Congratulations. You must feel vindicated.


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Must feel good, the self styled 'Champions Of Europe' beating the bottom team in the third division.

Congratulations. You must feel vindicated.


You can only play whats put infront of you, agreed?

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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
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shy tot wrote:
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Didn't want to upset him, by picking too many faults.


pick (Use of capitals) all the faults you want mate, I was busy bouncing off the walls at another win and another clean sheet.
Watch out for Tore Andre Flo's goal, 20 yard volley blasting over the keeper and under the bar, keeper was only about 3-4 yards of (should be 'off')the line, the power and dip was enviable(do you mean 'impressive').

I hope your boys are hitting some kind of form, I would hate to think we're going to trawl all the way up there on boxing day for a nailed on win, make us work for it atleast (do you mean 'at least') won't you?

so.......Did (use of capitals)your bunch look good last night or was it scrappy, obviously I aim that at the minority of you who were there, not those all mouth internet junkies! or those that hadn't found there(incorrect usage, should be 'their') rattle after the Hereford game!

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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
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hey shy i have something you dont have:)


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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:37 pm 
shy tot wrote:
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Must feel good, the self styled 'Champions Of Europe' beating the bottom team in the third division.

Congratulations. You must feel vindicated.


You can only play whats put infront of you, agreed?

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So you tell me how the bottom team in the third division got put in front of the self styled 'Champions Of Europe??'

In a league game.

Last night.

In the third division. :roll: :roll:


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hey shy i have something you dont have:)


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Ey Tom can you have go at English as well so I can shoot this get down

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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
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I love how Tom Pie goes to all the effort of blanking his name out when it's written on both stubs :laugh:

I also love this Leeds fan. He must get a proper hard-on over asserting his crestfallen authority over a lower league team his club shouldn't be playing anyway.

Must be awful to follow such a "big club" and watch them take such a stupid gamble over players that didn't amount to world class anyway, then lose to Spaniards in the semi-finals even though winning the final wouldn't recuperate their losses anyway.

And then have two progressive Championship seasons only to throw away the big "three-year plan" by getting relegated.

We're not a big club, but we're not a big place. You only expect things from your club within a 5-10 year context. So, it must be awful to throw away the Premiership with no chance of ever regaining that comfortable status. Who knows? If Leeds go up, they might come straight back down. Or they might just become another boring, non-aspirational club like Stoke or Burnley...


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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
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its not my name its my brothers just incase he didnt want it on here and you cant really ssee it on the stub


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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
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tom-pie wrote:
its not my name its my brothers just incase he didnt want it on here and you cant really ssee it on the stub



so what you were saying is you have your brothers ticket and I don't have my brothers ticket?

gutted I'm sure!

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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
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After much messing about to produce a file size small enough to suit your equaly small messgae board, I did say some time ago that I would have tickets for this match!

VOILA!!

Oh and Tom after your brother has finished telling you the stories of when the no longer famous Leeds United came rolling into town I'll give you my side of the events from the rink end if you like? or my brother could give you his, thats right young thomas, in my hand there you see My ticket and my brothers.

no doubt you'll be playing with your new action man whilst I'm watching your beloved (sorry, adopted you boro fan) Pools take one hell of a beating form the soon to be champions of Division 3.

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Upload, imageshack, copy, paste. :roll: :roll: :roll:

Could be anybody's, check out the properties, probably are. stpid stpid stpid


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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
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shy tot should be informed that if his 'excuberance' for his team accidentally slips out ... and he ends up like Custer at the Little Big Horn ... it's now a 20 minute journey to Casualtly at North Tees... :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
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offshorepoolie wrote:
The biggest thing is after all his posturing shy twonk is actually in the AWAY end !! rolfl rolfl rolfl


The away end was always my preference, wou;dn't it be yours if you were in my position? thought so

getting tickets at your place was a piece of piss, I found a friendly poolie who wasn't going and happy to buy me tickets

database my arse, they were sold on to other leeds fans as soon as I got my hands on two tickets in the rink end

Your small town club sold out yet? I doubt it, the kids waiting see if santa brings them a few quid, they scraping behind the sofa and offering there arses up for rent just to make enough to buy a programme, no hope of making it to the game have they? whats the average monthly wages up there? about £250?

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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
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Snowy wrote:
shy tot should be informed that if his 'excuberance' for his team accidentally slips out ... and he ends up like Custer at the Little Big Horn ... it's now a 20 minute journey to Casualtly at North Tees... :laugh:


when my evident exuberance at another 3 points becomes evident I think me and the surrounding 900 leeds fans will all be singing from the same hymn sheet, why would I end up like custer, try readin the info on my tickets RINK END aka possibly the worst away stand in the world!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:45 pm 
shy tot wrote:
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shy tot should be informed that if his 'excuberance' for his team accidentally slips out ... and he ends up like Custer at the Little Big Horn ... it's now a 20 minute journey to Casualtly at North Tees... :laugh:


when my evident exuberance at another 3 points becomes evident I think me and the surrounding 900 leeds fans will all be singing from the same hymn sheet, why would I end up like custer, try readin the info on my tickets RINK END aka possibly the worst away stand in the world!!!

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The away end was always my preference, wou;dn't it be yours if you were in my position? thought so

getting tickets at your place was a piece of piss, I found a friendly poolie who wasn't going and happy to buy me tickets

database my arse, they were sold on to other leeds fans as soon as I got my hands on two tickets in the rink end

Your small town club sold out yet? I doubt it, the kids waiting see if santa brings them a few quid, they scraping behind the sofa and offering there arses up for rent just to make enough to buy a programme, no hope of making it to the game have they? whats the average monthly wages up there? about £250?

MOT


Looker, tithead, I've left you to it up to now cos you've been making a big enough arse of yourself that you've not needed any help or encouragement.

But folk like you give Leeds fans a bad name which is unfortunate cos I know that there are a few decent ones amongst you.

As for getting tickets in the home end and selling them on, well if it's true good luck to you.

But whoever has their name on those tickets will be up before the beak if there is any bother with the folk using them. And if they have a mouth on them like you and they're stood anywhere near us then I can guarantee that there will be bother.

So why don't you just toddle off elsewhere with your brainless ramblings and maybe fill your time like you do when you're not on tinterweb by wanking off horses or trying to get kids from the playground to go back to your house to see your non-existent puppies.

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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:51 pm 
shy tot wrote:
offshorepoolie wrote:
The biggest thing is after all his posturing shy twonk is actually in the AWAY end !! rolfl rolfl rolfl


The away end was always my preference, wou;dn't it be yours if you were in my position? thought so

getting tickets at your place was a piece of piss, I found a friendly poolie who wasn't going and happy to buy me tickets

database my arse, they were sold on to other leeds fans as soon as I got my hands on two tickets in the rink end

Your small town club sold out yet? I doubt it, the kids waiting see if santa brings them a few quid, they scraping behind the sofa and offering there arses up for rent just to make enough to buy a programme, no hope of making it to the game have they? whats the average monthly wages up there? about £250?

MOT


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TalbotAvenger wrote:
shy tot wrote:
Snowy wrote:
shy tot should be informed that if his 'excuberance' for his team accidentally slips out ... and he ends up like Custer at the Little Big Horn ... it's now a 20 minute journey to Casualtly at North Tees... :laugh:


when my evident exuberance at another 3 points becomes evident I think me and the surrounding 900 leeds fans will all be singing from the same hymn sheet, why would I end up like custer, try readin the info on my tickets RINK END aka possibly the worst away stand in the world!!!

MOT


I'll ask you once again, ShyTit, did you leave school when you were fifteen

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No mate, I didn't leave school at fifteen, are you asking for any other reason than your perverse thoughts that I may well still have my uniform?

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No mate, I didn't leave school at fifteen, are you asking for any other reason than your perverse thoughts that I may well still have my uniform?

MOT


I would imagine that you've also got a cupboard full of school uniforms that you've taken off the pre-teens who you've picked up in your local playgrounds and taken back to your house to play "secret games".

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 Post subject: Re: Tickets at the Vic, HELP NEEDED
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Mr Ripper wrote:
shy tot wrote:
The away end was always my preference, wou;dn't it be yours if you were in my position? thought so

getting tickets at your place was a piece of piss, I found a friendly poolie who wasn't going and happy to buy me tickets

database my arse, they were sold on to other leeds fans as soon as I got my hands on two tickets in the rink end

Your small town club sold out yet? I doubt it, the kids waiting see if santa brings them a few quid, they scraping behind the sofa and offering there arses up for rent just to make enough to buy a programme, no hope of making it to the game have they? whats the average monthly wages up there? about £250?

MOT


Looker, tithead, I've left you to it up to now cos you've been making a big enough arse of yourself that you've not needed any help or encouragement.

But folk like you give Leeds fans a bad name which is unfortunate cos I know that there are a few decent ones amongst you.

As for getting tickets in the home end and selling them on, well if it's true good luck to you.

But whoever has their name on those tickets will be up before the beak if there is any bother with the folk using them. And if they have a mouth on them like you and they're stood anywhere near us then I can guarantee that there will be bother.

So why don't you just toddle off elsewhere with your brainless ramblings and maybe fill your time like you do when you're not on tinterweb by wanking off horses or trying to get kids from the playground to go back to your house to see your non-existent puppies.


I wouldn't of caused any bother and I doubt these lads will, are you trying to say that its acceptable for pools fan to start bother if they believe someone to be a fan of another team?

is that not just a case of football hooliganism? you must be so proud!

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I wouldn't of caused any bother and I doubt these lads will, are you trying to say that its acceptable for pools fan to start bother if they believe someone to be a fan of another team?

is that not just a case of football hooliganism? you must be so proud!

MOT


If they are on our terrace and start shouting their mouth off then they deserve all that they get.

Hooliganism isn't good, but if they wanna push their luck then as far as I'm concerned then they'll have started it.

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No mate, I didn't leave school at fifteen, are you asking for any other reason than your perverse thoughts that I may well still have my uniform?

MOT[/quote]

For an apparently intelligent bloke your mind works in strange ways and your obviously rather preoccupied with the thought of school kids, I thought it was only the boro blokes who were kiddie fiddles?

maybe they don't mind opening there boarders aslong as you have a child to bring with you, how did you lure them? midget gems or promising a kid form hartlepool you'd take them to the riverside!!!

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No mate, I didn't leave school at fifteen, are you asking for any other reason than your perverse thoughts that I may well still have my uniform?

MOT[/quote]

For an apparently intelligent bloke your mind works in strange ways and your obviously rather preoccupied with the thought of school kids, I thought it was only the boro blokes who were kiddie fiddles?

maybe they don't mind opening there boarders aslong as you have a child to bring with you, how did you lure them? midget gems or promising a kid form hartlepool you'd take them to the riverside!!!

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For an apparently intelligent bloke your mind works in strange ways and your obviously rather preoccupied with the thought of school kids, I thought it was only the boro blokes who were kiddie fiddles?

maybe they don't mind opening there boarders aslong as you have a child to bring with you, how did you lure them? midget gems or promising a kid form hartlepool you'd take them to the riverside!!!

MOT


You seem to know all of the moves.

I bet your mates think that you're so slick that they get you to pimp kids in their direction in return for a borrow of their latest copy of Razzle.

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Talbot,

nothing constructive to add? then don't bother.

I'm not all that picky about my spelling on a message board that is apparently inhabitted by a bunch of blokes with no jobs and nothing better to do than boost eachothers egos all day talking about there "almost" club!!

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I'm not all that picky about my spelling on a message board that is apparently inhabitted by a bunch of blokes with no jobs and nothing better to do than boost eachothers egos all day talking about there "almost" club!!


rolfl

Which club deludes themselves into thinking that they are the rightful champions of Europe cos they "almost" won a cup once upon a time?

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I'm not all that picky about my spelling on a message board that is apparently inhabitted by a bunch of blokes with no jobs and nothing better to do than boost eachothers egos all day talking about there "almost" club!!


rolfl

Which club deludes themselves into thinking that they are the rightful champions of Europe cos they "almost" won a cup once upon a time?


Just had a quick look at your "honours" list!!!

laughable really, NEVER WON A SINGLE THING
Your official website is a bit demeaning aswell, how embarassing must it be to list manager of the month award!!!!
was it 6/7 in the last 6 years!! FFS we've had 3 of those in 5 months!!!

you have had your fair share of nearly moments!! you even have listed seasons when you finished third!!!

how about this just for a topical one, only 4 clubs have won the english 1st division more recently than leeds, Scumchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Blackburn. thats 15 years ago and we're still in the 5 most recent winners!

Theres some fact about in the last 15 years we have finished in the top five more times than eveyone apart form arsenal and man united I believe aswell (bearing in mind we haven't been in that league for 6 years!!!)

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I'm not all that picky about my spelling on a message board that is apparently inhabitted by a bunch of blokes with no jobs and nothing better to do than boost eachothers egos all day talking about there "almost" club!!


rolfl

Which club deludes themselves into thinking that they are the rightful champions of Europe cos they "almost" won a cup once upon a time?


Just had a quick look at your "honours" list!!!

laughable really, NEVER WON A SINGLE THING
Your official website is a bit demeaning aswell, how embarassing must it be to list manager of the month award!!!!
was it 6/7 in the last 6 years!! FFS we've had 3 of those in 5 months!!!

you have had your fair share of nearly moments!! you even have listed seasons when you finished third!!!

how about this just for a topical one, only 4 clubs have won the english 1st division more recently than leeds, Scumchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Blackburn. thats 15 years ago and we're still in the 5 most recent winners!

Theres some fact about in the last 15 years we have finished in the top five more times than eveyone apart form arsenal and man united I believe aswell (bearing in mind we haven't been in that league for 6 years!!!)

MOT


That must make it even more galling for you that one of your biggest league rivals this season is little old Hartlepool United. :laugh:

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Shy Tot.

Just for the record:

You can have as many trophys as you like. You can have honours listed on page after page. You can have the champions league final, the premiershit, the FA Cup......infact you can have the world.

It matters not.......if at the end of the day you have a very small penis.

Do you then? I think you probably have.


Your welcome to your opinion, if I can find a suitable woman in hartlepool (by suitable i mean without extra limbs or a croydon face lift, infact keep the chavette brigade away, I go slightly more upper class than that, any females in there mid twentys want to have something (someone) to talk about for a long time I'll be in the area on boxing day, to turn your team over and turn over one (or more) of your women the same day would be nice, I'll be staying in newcastle on boxing day so I might even pop back over in the morning if she has more mates queing up or sister maybe!!!

as for rippers comment "one of our biggest rivals" last time i saw your highlights you were on MOTD in the cup and I quote "relegation candidates"

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as for rippers comment "one of our biggest rivals" last time i saw your highlights you were on MOTD in the cup and I quote "relegation candidates"


You'd best start worrying then cos we're only six points behind you and you seem to be hitting a bad run of form since the brains of Wobbly-Eyes' operation sacked you off to return to the big time.

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rolfl

I think you found his sweet spot there, Ripper :laugh: :laugh:[/quote]

I'm sure liverpool would die for a league title within the last 15 years! everton maybe? spurs? newcastle? man city?

to be fair liverpool I wont knock, true european champions

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as for rippers comment "one of our biggest rivals" last time i saw your highlights you were on MOTD in the cup and I quote "relegation candidates"


You'd best start worrying then cos we're only six points behind you and you seem to be hitting a bad run of form since the brains of Wobbly-Eyes' operation sacked you off to return to the big time.


So six points means that working on this seasons form you are 21 points behind us after 20 games, doesn't sound good does it, recent bad form? I won't take cup games into account, bury for example we fielded 3 first team players

Played 20 won 15 drawn 3 lost 2 enviable? be honest.

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as for rippers comment "one of our biggest rivals" last time i saw your highlights you were on MOTD in the cup and I quote "relegation candidates"


You'd best start worrying then cos we're only six points behind you and you seem to be hitting a bad run of form since the brains of Wobbly-Eyes' operation sacked you off to return to the big time.


So six points means that working on this seasons form you are 21 points behind us after 20 games, doesn't sound good does it, recent bad form? I won't take cup games into account, bury for example we fielded 3 first team players

Played 20 won 15 drawn 3 lost 2 enviable? be honest.

MOT


So if you do go on a bad run and end up finishing the season two points inside the relegation zone are the Football League going to relegate the fifth bottom team instead just cos you only want to compare on the number of games you've won this season?

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Talbot,

nothing constructive to add? then don't bother.

I'm not all that picky about my spelling on a message board that is apparently inhabitted by a bunch of blokes with no jobs and nothing better to do than boost eachothers egos all day talking about there "almost" club!!

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It 'their', not 'there'

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So if you do go on a bad run and end up finishing the season two points inside the relegation zone are the Football League going to relegate the fifth bottom team instead just cos you only want to compare on the number of games you've won this season?[/quote]

Not at all you muppet but being as 48/49 points should guarentee safety I'm more than conficent that wont be an issue, we're on 33 already with 78 to play for!

are you concerned for yourselves? you pretty much need to keep scoring points at the rate you are to be safe, granted you can afford a couple more slip ups in the second half of the season.

we'll be top of the table by the 5th of january at the latest and staying there untill the end

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Your welcome to your opinion, if I can find a suitable woman in hartlepool (by suitable i mean without extra limbs or a croydon face lift, infact keep the chavette brigade away, I go slightly more upper class than that, any females in there mid twentys want to have something (someone) to talk about for a long time I'll be in the area on boxing day, to turn your team over and turn over one (or more) of your women the same day would be nice, I'll be staying in newcastle on boxing day so I might even pop back over in the morning if she has more mates queing up or sister maybe!!!

MOT


I suspect the women of Hartlepool will be damp with anticipation of your arrival.

Especially since you failed to deny you have a very small penis.


I aren't one to make a point of it mate, I just know I have never had a women get out of my bed without a smile on here face, I ain't a "my cocks bigger than yours" kind of person, I'm more than happy with what I have, wouldn't change it for the world.

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shy tot wrote:
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shy tot wrote:

Your welcome to your opinion, if I can find a suitable woman in hartlepool (by suitable i mean without extra limbs or a croydon face lift, infact keep the chavette brigade away, I go slightly more upper class than that, any females in there mid twentys want to have something (someone) to talk about for a long time I'll be in the area on boxing day, to turn your team over and turn over one (or more) of your women the same day would be nice, I'll be staying in newcastle on boxing day so I might even pop back over in the morning if she has more mates queing up or sister maybe!!!

MOT


I suspect the women of Hartlepool will be damp with anticipation of your arrival.

Especially since you failed to deny you have a very small penis.


I aren't one to make a point of it mate, I just know I have never had a women get out of my bed without a smile on here face, I ain't a "my cocks bigger than yours" kind of person, I'm more than happy with what I have, wouldn't change it for the world.

MOT

"I aren't one to make a point of it mate,"

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You are as thick as a gurkhas foreskin mate


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The level of maturity and intelligence has dropped well of the radar now, I might be back to check on you all some other time as for now I'm away

have fun kids.

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I aren't one to make a point of it mate, I just know I have never had a women.

MOT


OK Lets leave it at that. You DO infact have a very small penis.


Well he does manage to fit it into 10 year olds.

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hope you did not buy these tickets from jimmy the woman ?

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Mr Ripper wrote:
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I aren't one to make a point of it mate, I just know I have never had a women.

MOT


OK Lets leave it at that. You DO infact have a very small penis.


Well he does manage to fit it into 10 year olds.


well done sir, I see you have mastered the editting feature!!

I've got to say, not overly impressed but you'll care about that as little as I do!!

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listen tuty

i do have my ticket but im not on the database so i got my brother to buy me one and i know leeds is well known for scum so i thought id block his name out :)


also dickhead, why block out your seat number sctatchinghead


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The biggest thing is after all his posturing shy twonk is actually in the AWAY end !! rolfl rolfl rolfl


The away end was always my preference, wou;dn't it be yours if you were in my position? thought so

getting tickets at your place was a piece of piss, I found a friendly poolie who wasn't going and happy to buy me tickets

database my arse, they were sold on to other leeds fans as soon as I got my hands on two tickets in the rink end

Your small town club sold out yet? I doubt it, the kids waiting see if santa brings them a few quid, they scraping behind the sofa and offering there arses up for rent just to make enough to buy a programme, no hope of making it to the game have they? whats the average monthly wages up there? about £250?

MOT



jesus! how arrogant is this c unt?!

I wish I hadn't cut him any slack at all now, his true colours are clear in that he is an arrogant, [small]cock sure, loudmouth. and he likes nothing better than to try and steal the moral high ground when all along he has been in the wrong and continues to be so by touting his tickets off [if indeed he had any in the first place] and putting a fellow football supporter in a potentially dangerous situation!

nice chap eh?! yawn2


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listen tuty

i do have my ticket but im not on the database so i got my brother to buy me one and i know leeds is well known for scum so i thought id block his name out :)


also dickhead, why block out your seat number sctatchinghead


I've blocked my seat number out because I'm not the orignial purchaser of the tickets and I'm not sure if you'll be able to understand the concept of "no refund and non-transferable"

I wouldn't put it past you lot to shout your mouth off,

I have to protect the guy that sold them to me from getting grief from the powers that be at ER and having issues with his home season ticket

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and again...what a hero you are :roll:


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tuty...



would you rather your wife die than miss leeds play in the play off final?


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Salty wrote:
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offshorepoolie wrote:
The biggest thing is after all his posturing shy twonk is actually in the AWAY end !! rolfl rolfl rolfl


The away end was always my preference, wou;dn't it be yours if you were in my position? thought so

getting tickets at your place was a piece of piss, I found a friendly poolie who wasn't going and happy to buy me tickets

database my arse, they were sold on to other leeds fans as soon as I got my hands on two tickets in the rink end

Your small town club sold out yet? I doubt it, the kids waiting see if santa brings them a few quid, they scraping behind the sofa and offering there arses up for rent just to make enough to buy a programme, no hope of making it to the game have they? whats the average monthly wages up there? about £250?

MOT



jesus! how arrogant is this c unt?!

I wish I hadn't cut him any slack at all now, his true colours are clear in that he is an arrogant, [small]cock sure, loudmouth. and he likes nothing better than to try and steal the moral high ground when all along he has been in the wrong and continues to be so by touting his tickets off [if indeed he had any in the first place] and putting a fellow football supporter in a potentially dangerous situation!

nice chap eh?! yawn2


I haven't "put" anyone anywhere, he wanted tickets where ever he could get them, your trying to fit 5,000 applicants into a fucking mini!!!
we ended up with just over 900 tickets and demand was massive as it always is for away games.

there will be a lot of leeds fans in the home stands and there has been all season and infact for years, it never causes any issues in the ground at all, get over, go and watch the game (I know your lot still have tickets left albeit we'll be by far your biggest attendance this season!!) and enjoy the festive period. I hope the locals up there show the hospitalty we extend to our visitors, I'lkl be expecting to be able to come into the local and have a beer, if you want to know what we're really like get yourselfs on a yeovil town board and ask them how they were treated, they loved there day out and I don't doubt they'd love to come back

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