Every single one of you twats is an absolutely diobolical human being, I hope you catch incurable diseases and your houses burn down.

A bit harsh you might think but not a quote box in sight so it’s absolutely fine.

Now jog on you pack of c unts I’ll knock you all out. In fact I don’t fight kids go and get your Dad.

Oh do stop taking everything literally you halfwits. Do me a favour and look up hyperbole in the dictionary.

Sorry.

Horden what planet are you on? This isn't the place to threaten someone who disagrees with you.

On the subject of boxing. .Eubanks jnr or DeGale tomorrow night ??

I was going to reply about how a thread about poverty and government driven austerity wound its way into blaming the local council, but the human hand grenade pull his pin and kaboom

Yeah soz

Only 400?

Apparently the foundations for the Odeon are too shallow for the building height due to it being built on an area of sandy geology meaning that it can’t be done into flats or owt without costing a disproportionate and infeasible amount of money.

The ground conditions also mean that it’ll eventually either fall down or become so unsafe that it needs to be pulled down. Fkin tragedy but our council are too busy putting our already excessive and ridiculous council tax up to do fk all about it.

Gods country. Hartlepool town is so much more.
Than that crap you seen on channel four.
Reeped in history and famous faces.
A thriving town and amazing places.
A community that comes together, and run a race in any weather.
Rallied together to save our football club.
Because that's how we're taught,its in our blood.
Some amazing things have happened here.
So many memories we hold so dear.
This is the town who built the angel of the north.
And rebuilt the warrior that's now in Portsmouth.
Seaton Carew with its golden beach.
With fantastic views as far as the eye can reach.
Surrounded by countryside and the sea.
Hartlepool is one great place to see.
A marina with boats and yachts galore.
A Royal navy museum you've just got to explore.
The headland is rich in history, when the Germans attacked from the sea.
In world war one the town took its toil.
Killing the first British soldier on English soil.
They tried to take this little town.
But their Hartlepudlians and they don't lay down.
Fighting back with shells galore.
From the gun battery on the town Moore.
Fifty four million in today's economy.
That's how much Hartlepool raised for such a small community.
Yep that's what they did all them years ago.
Help raised that money so our soldiers could go.
There`s an old tale that they hung a spy.
It was a monkey on a raft that was floating by.
Because he was wearing a French uniform and covered all in hair.
Yep you guessed it, they hung him in the square.
So there came the nickname monkey hangers.
That's why our mascot is called H-Hangus.
Now to the present day we're frowned upon.
Because of what a film crew has done.
Portrayed us all in a different light.
Made our town look really shite.
But every town and city has its problem places.
Where crimes committed by the same old faces.
Little vermin, just like bugs.
Scurry around looking for drugs.
Stealing stuff to feed a habit.
If it's not screwed down, then they will have it.
But I'm so proud of where I live.
A town that has so much to give.
So shout it out and shout it loud.
I'm a monkey Hanger, and of that I'm proud.

Gets on my tits too.

hyperbole
def. exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.

Anything else I can do for you?

Yes, stop quoting. Its an offence punishable by having your teeth knocked out hyperbollockly.

Ah, you think you can criticise the Council cos you've got false teeth !!!!! In your case you'll get your head kicked in.

I`m with the underdog, making some team Horden badges and Bullies have small penises as we speak!

As nobody has commented yet, may I be the first to say that is an admirable summary, Mr Monkeybutt.

Apologies, I should have made it clear that I was referring to your previous post.

U ok hun?

A man of discerning taste I assume?