Coxall speaks

Northshore · **Joined:** Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:34 pm **Posts:** 106

Mute Witness wrote:

Anyone fancy giving them a ring and asking if they know Gary?

Leave it to the local journalists

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

there are many like billy bullshitter in London.

I once deat with a firm that had an office in Duncannon Street, right to Trafalgar Square in the same building as the South African Embassy.

Very plush eh?

Only when I first met them they told me they preferred to have meetings with "important clients" at the Institute of Directors in Pall Mall.

All very posh and the coffee flowed for about 4 hours, and ghe lunch was very nice.

They were very keen not to pay for the food at the table though, as the membership card for IoD wasnt theirs.

And when I did eventually get in their offfice, it was one tiny room at the backside of the building, and was a shithole.

And it turned out they had no pot to piss in. But my god they flaunted what they didnt have, for a short while.

StocksfieldPoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:48 pm **Posts:** 324

I don't trust any of them!
The Trust need to be very careful before any moves are made.
Don't forget the stripping of our club has gone on for a while and Auntie Pam certainly was aware of what was happening or even instigated it due to money owed to her or her company.
I would be happy if they all left and I would not want to go into partnership with any of them at all.
They all need to be told to sling their hooks and the quicker it is done the better.
You watch over the next few weeks what will happen to HUFC!
It will not make pretty reading....!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Personally speaking, I want to see deeds not words and promises. Currently I am treating Ms Duxbury and co with slightly optimistic caution.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Personally speaking, I want to see deeds not words and promises. Currently I am treating Ms Duxbury and co with slightly optimistic caution.

By the way, those who say that the trust cannot run the club - bollocks! I currently run a business turning over ten times that of Pools and keeping hold of around 13% of it in PBT. There are many others who do likewise or more. I wouldn't do it, or want to do it alone, but by God, like many, I am happy to help.

Jan_Ove · **Joined:** Tue May 02, 2017 6:00 pm **Posts:** 53

yloop wrote:

Is he allowed to drink the cucumber water?

(only some will get this but it's VERY apt)

Haha, very apt! I wonder what he will change his name to?

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Made me spit me drink out that. I was watching better call Saul at the time

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Hartlepool united football club

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

The Colonel wrote:

This is also very funny

https://www.facebook.com/pg/jpnggloballtd/reviews/

One review of their page, by a fucking Indian restaurant.

They've got a few more now

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The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

Those reviews are more accurate but the first one is still the best.

It makes it look like billybullshitter got some doday Indian restaurant cheap labour. Illegal maybe?

It took it that that's what the joke review was implying.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Bollocks! I was in Leytonstone yesterday. I could have done a bit of a recce.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue May 16, 2017 8:32 am

Was just thinking how different Costakis was from his dodgy upstairs neighbour and then I saw this:

“No matter what’s going on behind the scene you put on a smile and welcome the customers."

Could have come straight from a Coxall manual and then been used to describe the club's current approach to selling season tickets.

The Colonel · **Joined:** Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:49 am **Posts:** 4891

I am back down next week but it looks a long way out of my way.

Glasgow this week unfortunately.

Unfortunately as I am 6 miles out of the cits centre.

Splod · **Posted:** Tue May 16, 2017 8:44 am

It looks like the option of sending in a hit squad is not on the cards given all those cctv cameras. It must be the best protected barbers shop in the world!

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Theres always the tried and tested method of registering someone for S&M monthly mailshots.

Northshore · **Joined:** Mon Feb 02, 2015 5:34 pm **Posts:** 106

https://mobile.twitter.com/costa_at_marios?lang=en

Uncle Mario has a twitter! Maybe someone with twitter could ask him about Gary and the lads.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Jan_Ove wrote:

yloop wrote:

Is he allowed to drink the cucumber water?

(only some will get this but it's VERY apt)

Haha, very apt! I wonder what he will change his name to?

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Wommers · **Posted:** Tue May 16, 2017 1:01 pm

therealgsj · **Joined:** Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:44 am **Posts:** 99

The Colonel wrote:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hartlepool_United_F.C.

This is quite funny. Sorry if this has been posted before.

This one was me, done it a few days ago expecting it to get edited back, thankfully it's stuck

Jan_Ove · **Joined:** Tue May 02, 2017 6:00 pm **Posts:** 53

Yubep wrote:

Jan_Ove wrote:

yloop wrote:

Is he allowed to drink the cucumber water?

(only some will get this but it's VERY apt)

Haha, very apt! I wonder what he will change his name to?

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Genius! Question is, who do you trust more with your cash - Saul or Gary? Hmmm...

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pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Even though I posted better call Gary in the 'Ive just watched...' thread I'll let you have that one Yubep since you went to the effort of doing a picture in paint.

Great minds think alike and apparently not so great ones do too!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I took inspiration from your post in the watching thread but felt it would get more coverage here.

I'm happy to do commissions pieces upon request.

Already had one customer say it's so shit it's good. I can live with that.

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I like the way he is pointing but with his thumb behind his head.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

He actually looks a bit like Warrick Davies.

horden · **Posted:** Tue May 16, 2017 7:58 pm

Yubep wrote:

Jan_Ove wrote:

yloop wrote:

Is he allowed to drink the cucumber water?

(only some will get this but it's VERY apt)

Haha, very apt! I wonder what he will change his name to?

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Those Glasses from Specsavers? or JPNG Optical Care ( Gary range )

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

They're joke ones so you can't see the lying bastad's eyes, they also have mirrors in so he can see the tax man coming.

yloop · **Posted:** Wed May 17, 2017 6:15 pm

He's deleted his twitter.

PoolieTom · **Joined:** Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:30 am **Posts:** 779

He's back under a new profile. 'Businessman and entrepreneur extraordinaire' .. apparently

yloop · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2017 5:59 pm

He can fuck off with the picture of the Vic on his profile. Who the fuck does he think he is?!

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2017 6:02 pm

Surely it's a fake account. If it's genuinely then he is more of a 'lovely lovely person' than I first thought.

yloop · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2017 6:03 pm

It's his old "pre pools" twitter account, he's just cleared the old tweets and started it again.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

First thing he did was follow everyone off dragons den. With his 'entrepeneur extraordineaur' comment maybe he has a business idea up his sleeve?

ptbap · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2017 6:44 pm

I like his followers, do the decent thing Gary, give up the shares, we are watching you.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

First thing he did was follow everyone off dragons den. With his 'entrepeneur extraordineaur' comment maybe he has a business idea up his sleeve?

Dragons, I'd like £1 million of your money for 25% percent of my 50 companies all based above Mario's barber shop.

Seagull, Seagull, Seagull. · **Joined:** Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:44 pm **Posts:** 477

Also following The FT and The Economist... by Jove he could teach them a thing or two.

Freaky Teeth · **Posted:** Thu May 18, 2017 7:43 pm

Probably a fake account

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

yloop wrote:

He's deleted his twitter.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170505171 ... th_replies

Just in case he ever needs to be held to account for some of his lies.

Seagull, Seagull, Seagull. · **Joined:** Tue Dec 02, 2014 11:44 pm **Posts:** 477

Freaky Teeth wrote:

Probably a fake account

I think you're right! Pretty funny if so.

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