[quote="monkeybutt"

Fuckin groomed my arse

Wish I'd paid more attention when my teacher was banging on about the importance of punctuation, particularly commas.
Now I understand.
The difference a single comma makes could be crucial in your defence.

Fuckin groomed my arse
or
Fuckin groomed, my arse
Choose carefully.

[x] Best thread of the year

Having stupidly over the top group chats with about 30 people in. Putting song lyrics in your MSN name to show you are deep as fuck and cool, think I had "It's something unpredictable but in the end its right, I hope you had the time of your life" for quite some time.

Anybody remember the 'fight rooms' in the Yahoo chat rooms?

Hilarious

I despise poor puncuation and it was aiming for option 2, my apologies.

I have a thing for pedants, ASL?

What were they?

Question for Mr Butt - if she had "5 siblings, all younger" where (or when) did the 19 year old brother come in?

And it's not the glass of milk that bothers me, it's you bragging (after all these years) about nicking a tenner off a poor woman with 6 (or was it 7?) kids to feed!

Yeah and they clearly lived in a right shithole if they had rats in the garden.

You should be ashamed.

i feel like doing a poll

What part of butts story disturbs you the most

-the cb radio
-the grooming of an under age girl
-the milk
-the theft

Where's the 'all of the above' option?

I've found the photo.

Haaaa thats it, even the milks in!

HA!

Quality. I can't spot the tenner though?

im on twitter now looking for a "cb memories" account to see if its like the msn of the 1980's

I've just found a memory page

"I remember speaking to a lad over CB radio when I was younger, I told him I was only 15 but he was 21 and turned up at my house. All my sisters were round and my mother kindly offered him a beverage, the twat then bailed and nicked a tenner. That tenner was our weekly food shop money."

I found it and this one was interesting:

'I remember one night I got talking to a lad, he said he was 17 and slim and good looking so we arranged to meet. Turned out he was about 25, overweight and hadn't washed for months . Anyway he seemed dead interested but I felt guilty walking away from
Him so asked him back to ours to meet my gay brother. Anyway he came along and immediately wanted a drink. Cheeky bastard. I told my mam not to give him a beer but to give him the gone off milk from last week. Cheeky fucker.
Anyway my brother wouldn't touch him anyway so I asked my younger sister to create a distraction so we can all go in the back yard to get away from him and cross our fingers he fucks off. He eventually got the hint and bailed but only after finishing his mouldy milk and stealing a tenner!

Last time I meet up with strange fuckers off the CB radio.

Great minds and all that Joe!

The plot thickens...

#old

Cards marked there butt!

Last time I share with you fuckers

Come on man, it was 35 years ago, they lived in a big detached house on a nice road in Southport, the brother looked older, perhaps he was only 9 and a half as he was a Siamese twin

If this happened to me and I was going to tell the story on a message board known for ripping the piss, then I would've at least changed the age of the lass to 18 or something.

Being an innocent story, I didn`t think it needed changing, I didn`t account for PJ making it a nonce story, I forgot he needs to go back in the corner to continue evolving!

Me making it a nonce story!?

You really some sort of help regarding me read the thread back and take in other replies not just mine, you only seem to focus on what I post. It is more scary than your creepy story. You don't even know me from Adam all this bollocks about me living a sheltered life I hazard a guess I've seen far more of the World than you if some of the ignorant blinkered shite you post on here is anything to go by.

Also if you can't see when people are taking the the piss or ever get the humour of this forum you really shouldn't bother posting on it. Replying to posts literally is truly cringeworthy.

I actually going to block your posts not for me but for you as it's embarrassing.

I can't be the only one waiting for the reveal that PJ was the older brother can I?

I want that tenner back I need to put some diesel in the car and my sister needs a lift to counselling.

[x] Definately the best thread ever.

I'M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER TODAY.

This is better than the 80's comedy "Soap".

SO? Is/was Monkey butt a weirdo pervert? Who took the pictures all them years ago, that's now on the Bunker? Are Monkeybutt and PJ lovers, or jilted lovers from a long time ago(when people used CB's to communicate)? Is PJ's Sister okay with all this? And the brothers and other sisters? Did Mr Butt ever repay the tenner or at least take his "New Family" out for a Happy Meal ?

WE NEED ANSWERS!!!!!

Sorry PJ you appear to be the comedy straight guy in all this.

I do get it you dumb bastard, do you?

If you and your brother John Bell were stood 5 feet apart and had a few books in between, it would be awesome!

Fuk off

Christ tREE.

Haha that gif seemed apt.

This thread at least makes some sense now after the initial post.

so the best way to contact the trust is via Msn or buy a CB radio

My wife was having a tab out the back and text me saying, Police van out the front, I thought I had been grassed up

You have just made a statement. If it was mean't as a question you should have used a"?" at the end. Have you learn't nowt in the last few days/this thread Mr or Mrs PSB?

4/10 for effort.

I have learned nothing apart from this board appears to be full of nonces and thieves

Do you like kebabs?

Are you talking to me ?

Yes.

From a takeaway in the town -no
homemade- yes

Oooh Iv never had a home made kebab. How do you make that?

Haven't got room in my kitchen for a huge kebab spinning round


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I dont our lass does she is part cypriot/ part european both families have restaurants her cooking is sometimes a weird mix but usually very very tasty

she does the meat on a spit thing she bought in Cyprus

I have had a spit roast in a kitchen, that is all

The Bishop's Chicken Souvlaki

Cut Chicken into bite size pieces, and put in a bowl. Add Oregano, freshly chopped Basil (Coriander or Parsley acceptable), Olive Oil, Freshly squeezed Lemon Juice, Garlic, Salt and Pepper. Cover and leave to marinate for a few hours or overnight. Thread onto skewer, adding onion, peppers, mushroom etc if required. Then Griddle or grill or BBQ. Serve with Pitta bread and salad and homemade Tzatziki.

she does something similar with a leg of lamb or a shank marinates in all sorts of spices usually for a day
then slow cooks it on the spit turning it manually every now and then does it with home made pitta and tzatziki but when she does a meze i am in heaven