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Wommers · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:36 pm

PJPoolie wrote:

Ironically doubts were first raised about THM when one of the main players in takeover was caught shitting in nettles behind the Rink End next the B reg Datsun he was also living in.

A gadgie used to werk at our place who lived in a p reg proton and used to wash his socks in the shower blocks. He lasted about 2 months before getting caught. Was QA Manager too. Ellish him.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:07 pm

Why was he sacked for washing his socks?

Wommers · **Posted:** Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:40 pm

Compo wrote:

Why was he sacked for washing his socks?

The sock washing incident at 6.00am in the morning wasn't exactly a sackable offence, but that coupled with living in a car park (while on good money and in spite their being reasonable digs nearby) using an office cupboard to use as a clothes wardrobe, while going 'commando' in a pair of overalls all day at work, all whilst supposedly being a 'senior' manager was a bit much for the top brass to take. He was an absolute belter. Proper hatstand.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:48 am

Chip Fireball wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

Crazy thread. Shitting in nettles is madness. Long grass or behind a tree maybe but the potential for scrotum and buttock stinging in a nettle patch is a health and safety nightmare. Even your bellend could be at risk and you can't wander around the allotments rubbing that with a dock leaf.

Not all nettles are stinging nettles !

HTH.

True, but there are better ways to find out which is which than sticking your arse in them.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Is there any scientific proof that Dock leaves have any effect or is it just an old wives tale/placebo effect?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:22 pm

I think it's true. I'd sooner rub my bell end with a dock leaf than a nettle.

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9873

Cooper was iors puppet thats why they were gutted when he he resigned.
Releasing monkhouse and walton was down to costcutting reasons not football.
Even a crock like sweeney and james poole jumped ship because the contracts they were offered to stay were that low.

As long as ior are still here the demise will only continue.
A derby game with gateshead next season what about the season after darlo or spennymoor?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:39 am

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

As long as ior are still here the demise will only continue.
A derby game with gateshead next season what about the season after darlo or spennymoor?

don't leave Blyth Spartans out of the party mr gloves..

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