Who is a c***?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:43 pm

And you can wrap up you 'lovely lovely person'.

Methinks....wanker....

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Methinks you need to do a little bit of blue sky thinking here.[/quote]

There's some overarching issues need discussing here!

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:56 pm

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Methinks you need to do a little bit of blue sky thinking here.

I thinks I should belt you in the bollocks with a cricket bat (not Cook's, I'd miss) until you stop saying methinks.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Methinks that would hurt.

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2014 4:12 pm

Bastads. ((c)Fatbarrabas).

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Whoever the person is that made up the word 'intranet'

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dykey · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:06 pm

champagne socialists,pure not nice people

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:08 pm

dykey wrote:

champagne socialists,pure not nice people

That's what I said to Tony Blair the other day over a glass of Moet!!!! :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:10 pm

Anyone who digs up Shakespearian verbal conjugations and uses them today.

Especially if they're fat, an' all.

dykey · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:12 pm

The Bishop wrote:

dykey wrote:

champagne socialists,pure not nice people

That's what I said to Tony Blair the other day over a glass of Moet!!!! :laugh:

you qualify as a grade a 'lovely lovely person' for hobnobbing with that inane 'lovely lovely person' :naughty:

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:16 pm

dykey wrote:

:wink:

The Bishop wrote:

dykey wrote:

champagne socialists,pure not nice people

That's what I said to Tony Blair the other day over a glass of Moet!!!! :laugh:

you qualify as a grade a 'lovely lovely person' for hobnobbing with that inane 'lovely lovely person' :naughty:

The Bishop · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2014 6:17 pm

Spender wrote:

Anyone who digs up Shakespearian verbal conjugations and uses them today.

Especially if they're fat, an' all.

Too right Mr Spender, but that is the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune!

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jul 13, 2014 8:07 pm

The Bishop wrote:

Spender wrote:

Anyone who digs up Shakespearian verbal conjugations and uses them today.

Especially if they're fat, an' all.

Too right Mr Spender, but that is the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune!

What light through yonder window breaks?

It was me putting Dibble's panes through with a heavy duty torch.

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Look man, methinks you need to chillax with a good fillum.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2014 1:05 pm

I got an email at work earlier promoting a "webinar".

Whoever came up with that work is a c**t

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

Richard Branson and his 'I'll appear on every fucking advert looking like the 'lovely lovely person' that I am' insistance. Very rich and very cuntish.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I'm currently sat in an anti bribery seminar. The guy running it is using every 'buzzword' under the sun and is a 'lovely lovely person'.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:32 pm

Me

Please stop this thread!!!! I realised today I did say guestimate in a conversation!!! This thread is affecting my brain!!!!

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

People who name their swords.

tupling's barber · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:47 pm **Posts:** 250

Anybody who says "going forward" . As opposed to what? not nice people.

tupling's barber · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:47 pm **Posts:** 250

They've been mentioned above but in tribute - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q53_9tuD5HA

tupling's barber · **Joined:** Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:47 pm **Posts:** 250

Martin Gray is still a right........ Oh & Darlo didn't get promoted. Useless 'lovely lovely person'.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:08 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

I'm currently sat in an anti bribery seminar. The guy running it is using every 'buzzword' under the sun and is a 'lovely lovely person'.

I`ll give you a tenner if you tell me everything

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2014 10:10 pm

Lord_of_Stranton wrote:

People who name their swords.

swords as in mutton dagger for eg, big sid and the scrote twins

Salty · **Joined:** Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:59 pm **Posts:** 131

That fat Corden 'lovely lovely person'.
total 'lovely lovely person' him

dykey · **Posted:** Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:15 am

The six not nice people outside Darlington fire station who dont acknowledge when you honk your horn

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Frankie Boyle, King of the Kuntz

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Jul 15, 2014 6:22 pm

The woman on the phone who I had to ask 4 fucking times about an account at Coca cola and got passed to three different people, all Polish, one woman twice and both times the wrong one, 'lovely lovely person' and ignorant to boot banghead

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:10 pm

Anyone who buys the worlds biggest poison. Coco Cola.

Check out obesity. rakxe

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

Spender.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37451

Salty wrote:

That fat Corden 'lovely lovely person'.
total 'lovely lovely person' him

YES..... I always thought he was a 'lovely lovely person' and everyone tells me he's 'canny'...

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:40 am

Snowy wrote:

Salty wrote:

That fat Corden 'lovely lovely person'.
total 'lovely lovely person' him

YES..... I always thought he was a 'lovely lovely person' and everyone tells me he's 'canny'...

I concur.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:41 am

(When i say I concur i mean i agree that he's a 'lovely lovely person')

demented twig · **Joined:** Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:09 pm **Posts:** 1043

Lord_of_Stranton wrote:

People who name their swords.

do you mean people like gandalf and frodo?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

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Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Jul 18, 2014 4:55 pm

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Suspender wearers.

parmo · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:29 am

Mr Angry?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

Anyone who sets up a happy clappy board.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:23 pm

The manager at McColls at the Fens, I have told her twelvety times about her fridges not working and the ice cold stpid

drinks are bastard warm rakxe

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2014 3:48 pm

Conspiracy theorists.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:39 pm

Spender wrote:

Conspiracy theorists.

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jul 20, 2014 5:42 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Spender wrote:

Conspiracy theorists.

Sorry Mr Mutley. I meant Bunker conspiracy theorists.

As in those who ban good Poolies for nowt.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Don't know if this has been on but I'm going for people who walk around with their I'd dangling around their neck when they're not at work..

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

I can confirm that I comply with around 90% of the cuntery behaviours listed on this thread.

That must make me a grade A 'lovely lovely person'.

Anyone else feel they should be in my elite group?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22669

No thanks but I can wholeheartedly agree with your middle sentence.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:36 pm

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

I can confirm that I comply with around 90% of the cuntery behaviours listed on this thread.

That must make me a grade A 'lovely lovely person'.

Anyone else feel they should be in my elite group?

Do you say 'leverage' in your estimating work, you fat 'lovely lovely person'??

Andy Dibbles Gloves · **Joined:** Tue Dec 11, 2012 3:32 pm **Posts:** 6817

Two things again.
I am not fat. Nor an estimator.

But when we meet up I am going leverage you over that fucking big wall near your house.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:49 pm

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Two things again.
I am not fat. Nor an estimator.

But when we meet up I am going leverage you over that fucking big wall near your house.

It'll have to be a real fucking big one fatty, I live on the 35th floor. :laugh:

How big do you estimate that'll have to be? :dance:

The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon Jul 21, 2014 9:27 pm

Spender wrote:

Andy Dibbles Gloves wrote:

Two things again.
I am not fat. Nor an estimator.

But when we meet up I am going leverage you over that fucking big wall near your house.

It'll have to be a real fucking big one fatty, I live on the 35th floor. :laugh:

How big do you estimate that'll have to be? :dance:

I forsee a guesstimate coming on!

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