No, it was 1.30am and I had to go to sleep, rivetting though our discussion was. If we stay up after that, they shoot us, don't they??

So, let me get this straight. I'm like Joe Stalin, because I live in China, and he's like Winston Churchill because he votes Tory?? And Stalin and Winston were joined at the hip?? There's something missing there, surely, what can it be?? Hmmmm, I wonder what drew those two austere gentlemen to the same table?? I wonder why they weren't on great terms later??

Sensible?? It would be lovely..... Please demonstrate the insults, the ridicule and the bullying by my hand.

And finally, on page 5, we cut to the chase of where our resident nark was heading to all along.

Yet another attempt to cause chew and try and get some momentum behind his desire to take some control of and change this board. Here's an idea, if you don't like how things are then why don't you just bugger off?

It was seen coming unfortunately and you didn't disappoint. You're as transparent as glass.

For the record, we know that you asked for a list of moderators a few weeks ago and we know that your intention was to use it to try and pick fights with a few whilst at the same time greasing round a few others. I believe the method is known as "divide and conquer". This was never more apparent than your hilarious post yesterday praising Mr Fireball's knowledge and saying that he should be a scout for Pools. When Mssrs. Mutley and Parmo sussed you out a couple of months ago you then spent weeks sucking up to them.

It's obvious that you have a personal problem with Mr Spender and I, why don't you just get it out in the open instead of all this hidden agenda stuff? For clarity and the avoidance of any doubt I will admit that I don't like you due to the arrogant and condescending attitude that you regularly display on here.

You're nothing more than a nuisance with too much free time on his hands, and to be honest you're not worth the fkin effort.



PS. Feel free to consider that a "bite" if you want to bask in some false superiority complex.

Resident nark, cause chew, take control of the board.............all because I showed an alternative view to you on the best way forward for this country ????????????
Then you say "if you don't like how things are then why don't you bugger off"
I do like how things are, although there is always room for improvement, but running the board.........no thanks.
However whilst we are on the subject............it is obvious that you don't like the way the country has been run in the past thirteen years so why haven't you buggered off???? Taking your own advice like. You regularly dish out that answer don't you not??????

It was seen coming you said. What was seen coming.................disagreeing with your political views????????? Don't get that one.
I have an opinion on current affairs and am prepared to state it...............Is that not allowed??????????????

On the list of moderators.................Of course you know that I asked for a list of moderators. I asked the same question quite openly on this board some time ago and never got a reply. I sent a pm to Chip asking who the moderators were, for no other reason than I wanted to know. If that is wrong then I wasn't aware of it................was it wrong

You said you know that I asked who the moderators were because wanted to pick fights with them. Eh????????????? Can you tell me how you know that, or is that an assumption???????

I happen to respect Mr Fireball's knowledge of the game of footy and enjoy talking/debating with him on it. I also happen to think he would make a good scout. Am I wrong to think/state that??????????????

As for sucking up to Mutley and Parmo.....................that is hilarious. But they are not moderators are they??????? So why would I suck up to them in an attempt to divide and conquer???????????
If you read the political threads again you will see that I disagree with Mutley.....................I offered to lend him a book some weeks ago...............is that sucking up to him???????????? I was in the company of Mr Groovy last Saturday and Mutley was texting him. Mr groovy showed me the texts, they were funny and I said so. Is that sucking up to him. Other than that, I rarely speak to Mutley. I'll be very surprised if Mutley says I am sucking up to him. He certainly hasn't said it to me.

On Mr Parmo..............the other week Mr Parmo came on here praising me. How is that sucking up to him??????????????

On you and Mr Spender. I neither like you or dislike you. Some of your posts I agree with and some I don't. Am I the only one?????????
I don't have a problem with either of you, but any disagreement with you usually ends up in a slanging match, but hey I can handle that. What I don't do is come out with all sorts of accusations on you personally. Can you say the same??????????

On your accusation that I have too muchtime on my hands.............how you spend your time is your business and how I spend my time is my business. For your information, I sometimes stay logged in all day but am doing other things on the laptop. I do my bit for organisations within my community when required. Please believe me my day is well filled, as no doubt is yours.

You are in danger of becoming paranoid over what I say and are looking for hidden agendas that simply don't exist.

In conclusion I have had a telephone call (number withheld) from a female claiming to be superwatty's daughter. She said that because you were obviously obsessed with her father you will be pleased to know that he is very well. Apparently, so she said, he is in a nursing home on the West coast of Scotland and is looking forward to his 85th birthday. How she got my number I don't know. Is she genuine, I don't know.

In future I shall avoid both you and Mr Spender. I don't like avoiding people, but it might stop you accusing me of having an agenda against you and the board.

Mutley I do agree about you kid paying into a system and not getting anything out of it is shocking, but you cannot blame the managers and bosses of this world employing people to do a job for less of a price (dont we all do that with our cars, people working on our house etc) The bosses (sometimes small buisnesses) have overheads and morgages too.

The government need to help these buisnesses with grants etc to help the British worker and therefore not putting the buisness out of pocket by employing him over another applicant. However I stand by the fact the the correct person for the job should get it, ie most skilled etc, irrespective of their colour or nationality.

Unfortunaly this is never going to happen which is wrong, and is partly one of the facts why I live down south sometime you have to go were the work is and I am lucky as in a position to do so without any dependants.

Here's a proper straw poll

Cameron's Bewers



Would you be polling a majority in the seat?

none of them are worth a rattle

Have we all calmed down now?

Each & everyone of them would eat you alive compo!

I've got Reg Clark, the Lib Dems candidate for Hartlepool commenting on my facebook wall, do you think I should tell him I can't vote for him here in Billingham.

I've had all of them.

Obviously in the Commie position.

All property is theft so I stole all their underwear.

So none of them are wearing knickers, that explains the knowing smirks on all their faces.