Oi, You! mr mad john

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:59 pm

chip fireball wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

verbalkint wrote:

I cant believe out of all them millions of sperm his was the quickest :grin:

Me?

oi, sancho, never mind arguing with the rabble, get the suitcases packed, we are off to scotland tomorrow on a mercy mission.

Yes, master. :laugh:

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

verbalkint wrote:

I cant believe out of all them millions of sperm his was the quickest :grin:

Me?

No not you sweet cheeks :wink:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:01 pm

chip fireball wrote:

in many respects its akin to working in a charity shop. only instead of rummaging through dead mens coat pockets im working face to face with the needy.

Do you do the old ladies who work behind the counters? :shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37743

...and I thought Flash-heart was a mythical character, well I never. :laugh:

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

brilliant riposte that. very funny.

did you ever consider writing for a living ?

or failing that writing for the hartlepool mail.if you have never seen it, it's a newspaper written by people who can't actually write. it's sort of a parody of a newspaper. brilliant concept. would be right down your street.

Glad you liked my little dig, Chipper, me boy. :wink:

Writing's never been my strong point, and I bow to your towering intellect and wit. What does attract me is following in your footsteps and become a sexual Conquistador like yourself.

Imagine. You, the Don Juan of the Central estate. Me, your simple but faithful companion, Sancho.

We could ride those trusty steeds you tie up opposite the Rovers field, spreading the seed of the mighty Chipster all over town.

I'm going for a lay down. bbolt

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:43 pm

chip fireball wrote:

i will felch her at the charlton game, if you promise not to get hoyed out for homophobic chanting. :shock:

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

parmopooly wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

i will felch her at the charlton game, if you promise not to get hoyed out for homophobic chanting. :shock:

Who is he taking Lawrance :shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37743

What do you mean by 'taking' ...? :uhoh:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:47 pm

chip fireball wrote:

i will felch her at the charlton game, if you promise not to get hoyed out for homophobic chanting. :shock:

Why would anyone call your lass a puff?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:47 pm

chip fireball wrote:

as i often stay over in london after away games and find sexual intercourse the ideal tonic after a shyte pools performance. as opposed to going out and getting shiit faced with tax and fet bob.

Give me a night out on the piss with Bob and Tax any day!!
Women? I've shit 'em!!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37743

parmopooly wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

as i often stay over in london after away games and find sexual intercourse the ideal tonic after a shyte pools performance. as opposed to going out and getting shiit faced with tax and fet bob.

Give me a night out on the piss with Bob and Tax any day!!
Women? I've shit 'em!!!

You really should get in touch with your feminine side Mr Parmo...Yeah, it's bollox..... :wink:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:54 pm

parmopooly wrote:

Women? I've shit 'em!!!

trying f*cking them, like Chip.

jumbodabber · **Joined:** Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:35 pm **Posts:** 526

parmopooly wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

as i often stay over in london after away games and find sexual intercourse the ideal tonic after a shyte pools performance. as opposed to going out and getting shiit faced with tax and fet bob.

Women? I've shit 'em!!!

You dont mean shit on em, e.g. mississippi steamer style?

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:25 pm

chip fireball wrote:

best line is when michael gambon says to jarvis cocker " you wrote a bad song petey" i swear to god i thought i was going to die laughing,

I'd have peed my pants, me. Tell us about how many good looking birds you nobbed in the interval. :coool:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:51 pm

chip fireball wrote:

yes, as previously stated the pair of you are much too clever for me.

its one of the vagaries of life that you will come up against people who are brighter and better looking than you. i just have to accept it and move on.

does the fact i'm sleeping with 3 different women at the moment, all of them attractive, intelligent and in good jobs make me single ? i guess it does. had never looked at it that way.

thanks for that chaps. enlightenment can be a good thing.

Well...............I don't want to be judgemental.......but how are you going to sort out the STD's........best of luck to the four of you and all your contributions.smilieshowingcopiususeofanitbioticsandaspottywillie.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:22 am

chip fireball wrote:

so, has any other fooker seen fantastic mr fox then or what ?

best line is when michael gambon says to jarvis cocker " you wrote a bad song petey" i swear to god i thought i was going to die laughing, and no other fooker in the cinema apart from me and my kids laughed. in fact most of them were looking at us like we were wrong in the head.

anyhow the film is wasted on bairns.

I was wanting to ask would it be OK for me to go and see this film. Or do I have to find a small child to take with me.

Secondly I'm in a monogamous long term relationship, with a happy non bored partner, well I think so anyway.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:28 am

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Or do I have to find a small child to take with me.

You'll find cheap ones in the classified section of the Middlesbrough Gazette, under Boys For Sale.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:39 am

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Or do I have to find a small child to take with me.

You'll find cheap ones in the classified section of the Middlesbrough Gazette, under Boys For Sale.

So I should be able to pick one up in Marton Road on the way to Cineworld.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

chip, i used to read the books at school, on fantastic mr fax that is, not on about having 3 relationships at once with people all over the uk, can you get books on that?

Anyway...

Is foxy like the books or is it all modernised?

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Perhaps the next Bunker day out should be to a cinema trip to see it?

I'll sort a minibus.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:46 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

Perhaps the next Bunker day out should be to a cinema trip to see it?

I'll sort a minibus.

Who's gonna sit in the back row with Chip? :shock:

And no throwing sweeties and popcorn at the fat boy in the front row. :evil:

Dibble loves his filums. :wink:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:30 pm

Aye....Pie Filums!!!! :grin:

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:36 pm

that has to be the thread of the year brilliant.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:31 pm

is that Adam Boyd?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:00 pm

Good to see you back Mr.Mad....let's all hope you post regular again!!!! clappp

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:02 am

Is it true about Chip's sexual prowess then MJ?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37743

His names Mad John, not Mad Joanna.... :roll:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:11 am

This one Mr Yubep?

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:26 am

I forgot about this thread and made me laugh, I have met chip and his is a good guy.

Whats worrying me is the fact no-one picked up on the fact he has a 19 year old daughter. I am a young, good looking fella, chip whats her number? :wink:

Although if she is over 5'6" then she is two tall :laugh:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Mr Ripper wrote:

This one Mr Yubep?

Aye ripper this is the one

rolfl

Arabian Monkey Hanger · **Posted:** Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:58 am

This is brilliant!!!

How many birds are you knobbing now Chip?

5.....6.....Any fillum stars or models?

Come on Chip tell us another one?

rolfl

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