On the bright side, it's giving the MP's a break....you don't suppose..nah

That is the single most retarded thing I've ever read on a message board

I see plans are afoot to melt down Michael Jackson's remains and turn them into plastic carrier bags. This is to ensure that even in death he can remain a danger to children.

It's what he would have wanted.

What I'm saying is that it doesn't make sense - all the pundits on the news channels thought Jackson had never looked fitter when he announced his intention to perform in the concerts in London....and then he goes and dies of a heart attack.

I mean, it doesn't make sense.

Well it will have too POK cos he is dead!

So even if you cant make sense of it...

Get over it!

Are you on the wind or are you really this stupid?

Super fit sportsmen drop down dead of heart attacks, it the effing nature of a heart 'attack' that it is very sudden. I personally think he looked fitter when he was still black and didn't have a nose like the kiddy catcher off chitty chitty bang bang, but that's by the by.

Marc Vivien Foe - superfit sportsman, no history of heart problems, died suddenly.

It happens PoK, it's life.

Yeah, and I tell you what doesn't make sense, doctors are always telling us to improve our diets and take regular exercise because they believe that it would help to reduce the risk of having heart attacks...and then something like this happens!

What does that tell you?

Life was never meant to make perfect sense, was it?

Because I swear as I've got older, things have made less sense.

It tells that you your a plank.

You can't wrap yourself in cotten wool all life, sometimes the body just gives up.

Well, let's hope for all our sakes, that it never happens to us like that.

it tell me your a moron.

Doctors tell you those things as its based upon risk, on average people who smoke drink eat crap die younger of heart attacks, but the nature of this AVERAGE there are people outside this range who are healthy marathon type runners who drop down dead, as well as a family friend of mine who has smoke since he was 14 drank like a trooper and is still ok at 94.

Well you havent the sence you were born with so thats hardly suprising

Enough.



Me ribs are officially cracked.

Well, I hope it happens to me like that...none of this hanging around for years attached to drips and things, and not recognising your family.

I fully concur, Miss G, as opposed to the horrifying death that somebody could have, at least we can say that it was a very painless death.

Well, it was for us, anyway

was on the radio about an hour ago that hsi family were worried about how many pain killers he was taking and his doctor was gonna get it in the neck for prescribing him stupid amounts of morphine.

on a side note, what confuses me is now hes dead why does everyone go and buy every michael jackson album they can lay there hands on? not as if there going to run out

The charts on Sunday on Radio 1 will probably be flooded with album and single downloads.

i had a look at the music channels on sky just now theres maybe 20 of them and i think about at least a dozen maybe 15 have got tribute type shows on why? fookign why? 1 is enough surely

Because this is big. Michael Jackson is...sorry, was...one of the biggest selling music artists of all time.

give over man I can't take it! I'm busting me stitches that healed up over six months ago.

I think I might be ... having ... a ... heart att

Say, Say, Say and The Girl Is Mine. Two of the greatest rock songs ever.

RIP Michael.

The telly's gone off.......too much jackosteria.

I'd guess if I can sit it out 'til Tuesday they'll forget about Jacko and move on to another 'story'. Thats probably when Minty Murray gets knocked out of Wombledon.

The inevitable ejection of Murray will generate a similar thread to this one containing great girly wails about the damage to national pride and lack of understanding how such a tragedy could happen, so get your expletives ready for that.

You have been warned.

You know it makes sense

Even more worrying is the hysteria we will have to put up with if Murray actually wins.

..you mean like reading your posts ...?

You know, after reading this entire thread, several things stick out about PoK:

a) no concept of what the term "acquitted" means
b) no concept of what a heart attack is
c) no concept of the OJ Simpson case
d) no concept of how much a heart attack hurts (I swear, next week you're going to say abortions tickle)
e) no concept of reading things through before posting them

I actually think this bloke's a comedian now. I laughed SO hard the entire time. I don't know why I did though, I think there's a certain level of autism in there somewhere.

Are you saying it wouldn't be great to see a British tennis player win Wimbledon?

it would be great to see a british player win,but it's the rest of the bollocks that goes with it,on the first day john mc enroe was on and they were asking inane questions like what would murray be having for breakfast what would he think of in the dressing room a full day before his first round game,of course the telly was turned over just before theyasked what colour his shit was

Like I said would happen, things have soon moved on from the death of Jacko. He's not even in the ground yet.

One of my students (girl, 13) said this morning 'Teacher, Michael Jackson died.' 'I know Lily,' I said.' 'I cried,' said Lily. 'Did you??,' says I. 'Yes,' she said, 'I don't know why though......'

and you obviously have no fucking clue of what autism means

I refer you to threepintwonder's reply.

Yes it would be good, but it's not that important in the great scheme of things.

Until proven otherwise, ie winning Wimbledon, he is a sweaty.

when the world explodes, nobody will ever be remembered - ever

What's it all about eh?

I think this sums it up.

I do. (throwaway line, but it's true) I know a few people who have it.

Though I didn't imply that any of the text before that sentence qualified him as having autism.

A 'teacher' laughing at the sensitivity shown by one of his/her students to the passing of another human being?

and most of your colleagues blame the parents

At least his death has reminded me of one of my favorite episodes of South Park 'The Jefferson's' Watch it if you have a spare 20 minutes it's what he would have wanted



http://southpark-zone.blogspot.com/2008 ... rsons.html

But you're assuming we exist.

There used to be a gigantic prism thing in the Science Museum in South Ken. You could look up or down into it, but either way there was nothing but endless facets reflecting each other into oblivion. You thought, ah, so that's how he does it...there's nothing there, really.

Still had to pay my fare home, tho........

Well you see, she's not from the West and I don't teach her in the West. It would seem she's a little more grounded than the hysterical 'fans' who wail and weep at the passing of a song and dance man. She has different priorities.

And I was laughing with her, not at her.

Hope that makes things a little clearer for you.

an existential debate!!!! In the opposite and parallel dimension to this one Pools are the mightiest football team that ever played!!!!

it's interesting to read the debt jacko had, and what he wasted money on.

He interestingly spent £94,000 on 25 voodoo curses on people, spielberg being one of the people.

He must of had a shit team of advisors cos who the hell would agree to that, yer michael curse the bastards it's money well spent that!

they would if they were skimming it off!!!!

An intriguing business idea, though. I'll fit up a few peg dolls and darning needles and pop down to the market place.....

You might need to add some boot polish to your basket if you really want to be convincing. And pick up a Creole accent. And maybe change your name to, oh, Marie Lavabo or summat like that.

..he was ....'human' ....

Well, he had his flaws, but doesn't anyone?