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Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:10 pm

I could have been nominated for an Oscar purely for the facial expressions I pulled while trying to pass 14 lbs of digested rice this morning. I wish our rass'd move that mirror, it's turning me into a method actor. :roll:

I'm still tons better than Danny Dyer, that 'Real Football Factories' was utter cack. Just drunk blokes saying 'no, we never done owt like that but we used to know someone who did....' sadx

jish · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:34 pm

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those danny dyer films in full :

Human Traffic (1999)
The Trench (1999)
Borstal Boy (2000)
Greenfingers (2000)
Goodbye Charlie Bright (2001)
High Heels and Low Lifes (2001)
Mean Machine (2002)
The Football Factory (2004)
The Business (2005)
The Other Half (2006)
Severance (2006)
The Great Ecstasy of Robert Carmichael (2006)
Outlaw (2007)
Straightheads (2007)
The All Together (2007)
Tattoos: A Scarred History (2008)
Adulthood (2008)
City Rats (2008)

his tv work looks like a pile of shite as well :

Soldier Soldier (1997)
Is Harry on the Boat? (2001)
Foyle's War: "A Lesson in Murder" (2002)
All in the Game (2006)
The Real Football Factories (2007– )
Skins (2007)
Hotel Babylon (2007)
The Real Football Factories International (2007– )
Kiss of Death (2008)
Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men (2008)

He's excellent as Kent Paul in Grand Theft Auto Vice City and Grand Theft Auto San Andreas though!

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

jishtownend wrote:

Quote:

those danny dyer films in full :

Human Traffic (1999)
The Trench (1999)
Borstal Boy (2000)
Greenfingers (2000)
Goodbye Charlie Bright (2001)
High Heels and Low Lifes (2001)
Mean Machine (2002)
The Football Factory (2004)
The Business (2005)
The Other Half (2006)
Severance (2006)
The Great Ecstasy of Robert Carmichael (2006)
Outlaw (2007)
Straightheads (2007)
The All Together (2007)
Tattoos: A Scarred History (2008)
Adulthood (2008)
City Rats (2008)

his tv work looks like a pile of shite as well :

Soldier Soldier (1997)
Is Harry on the Boat? (2001)
Foyle's War: "A Lesson in Murder" (2002)
All in the Game (2006)
The Real Football Factories (2007– )
Skins (2007)
Hotel Babylon (2007)
The Real Football Factories International (2007– )
Kiss of Death (2008)
Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men (2008)

He's excellent as Paulie Of Kent in Grand Theft Auto Vice City and Grand Theft Auto San Andreas though!

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 6:25 pm

chip fireball wrote:

mouldy old dough wrote:

Danny Dyer was nominated for an oscar for his role in Mean Machine the Vinnie Jones film.

utter bolox, probably the biggest lie ever told on here. :grin:

Certainly not nominated in 2002 or 2003.

http://www.iofilm.co.uk/feats/awards/os ... ions.shtml

http://www.chasingthefrog.com/oscars/sc ... rs2003.php

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