Four, that's the FOUR latest Monkey Business's!!!

Thanks to Mr Gremmlin, if you want me I'm out on the balcony

Have a good read kev but dont stick the pages together

you get post?!

Post is currently a distant memory in my part of the world... the Liverpool Posties are even saying that they're not sure if they are even going back on Monday, I've already not had any for ten days. Currently stuck are a Pin Number, Car Insurance, Log Book, Driving License, a book for the nipper, a parcel from Oz.... and given their reputation the only thing I'm sure will turn up is the usual ton of invitations from Capital One to take out a credit card at a ruinous rate of interest!

but did you get the gold leaf or the leather
or did the poolies fool the coolies
appolgies to your rass

Nah, just the magazines, they'd had a look like but then again they always do.