Has he won £2.5m on the lottery?

you said if i didn't tell them you would buy the drinks on saturday to put them off the scent!

by the way mr Disguise, i have been into town and got those things you wanted/needed, and were to embarassed to go and collect! it's ok i won't tell anyone, your secret is safe, you did say "in pink, with batteries" didn't you?

erm should i edit it?

thought thats what u wanted to tell them!
or is there something else?

He's pregnant?

With twins?

No I'm sorry, there isn't time, we have to pick up a few results you may have missed. A little pink pussy-cat has taken Barrow-in-Furness -- that's a gain from the Liberals there. Rastus Odinga Odinga has taken Wolverhampton Southwest, that's Enoch Powell's old constituency -- an important gain there for Darkie Power. Arthur Negus has held Bristols -- that's not a result, that's just a piece of gossip. Sir Alec Douglas Home has taken Oldham for the Stone Dead party. A small piece of putty about that big, a cheese mechanic from Dunbar and two frogs -- one called Kipper the other not -- have all gone "Ni ni ni ni ni ni!" in Blackpool Central. And so it's beginning to look like a Silly landslide, and with the prospect of five more years' Silly government facing us we... Oh I don't want to do this any more, I'm bored!

Palin: He's right you know, it is a bloody waste of time.

Chapman: Absolute waste of time.

Palin: I wanted to be a gynaecologist...

ok ok i this morning received the following e-mail.....


Dear mister ed,

We have some exciting news about the ticket that you bought for the Wednesday 26 September draw. Please Sign In to your Account (http://www.national-lottery.co.uk/playe ... link=email) at the National Lottery website for more details.

Kind Regards
Interactive Customer Care

whenever I have had one of them I have won a tenner