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 Post subject: Circumcision
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:02 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Circumcision
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:25 pm 
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At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles.
What do you do with the candle drippings?
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these bread wafer>purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We collect them and send>them back >to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free>box of bread-wafers"
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the >know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste, " answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they>send us a complete prick."

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 Post subject: Re: Circumcision
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:28 pm 
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butchers block wrote:
At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue.
While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles.
What do you do with the candle drippings?
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these bread wafer>purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We collect them and send>them back >to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free>box of bread-wafers"
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the >know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste, " answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they>send us a complete prick."


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 Post subject: Re: Circumcision
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:06 pm 
I knew a young Jewish lad once who fell asleep on the Synagogue steps.

When he woke up they'd pinched his pullover....... :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Circumcision
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:07 pm 
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Pooliekev wrote:
I knew a young Jewish lad once who fell asleep on the Synagogue steps.

When he woke up they'd pinched his pullover....... :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Circumcision
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:09 pm 
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Where would Pools Jewish supporters stand?
Would we have to create a bellend as well as the townend for the Gentiles?

Its a thought.

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 Post subject: Re: Circumcision
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:18 pm 
Obviously the bar under the Millhouse would be renamed the Wailing Wall..... :grin: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Circumcision
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:19 pm 
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I thought the wailing was what thyort tongued people leaned on on the terraces.
Or are they now called the kwush bars

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