I wonder if anyone has put enough words on here to have written a book - and would it make any sense whatsoever.
Dibble's memoirs, a modern day War and Peace..........

Have the previous 3,000 been of a similar ilk?

ADG, they were saying all sorts of horrible things about you this morning while you weren't here. I stuck up for you

Don't tell him that.

He'll get a hard on.

nah - 200 Tasmanian devils, 150 smiles, and a few dozen of the bloke banging his head against a wall.

Yes. Sometimes I feel I know how it must be like to be a gangsters' moll.

I'm led to believe that the correct terminology these days is Doris

A bonk on is called a Doris?

Any particular reason?

oh I see, I was referring to molls, which are usually the cause of said lack of flaccid status

But why Doris?

I don't really know.

It doesn't make sense, have you ever known a Doris that you could get excited about?

over to you Mr Atweasle