People who make them stupid rhymes up as catch phrases.

Middle for diddle. WHAT THE FOOKIN' 'ELL DOES THAT MEAN?? Why can't you talk sense you glib, gibbering moron.

Rod the Mod. Rod Stewart was NEVER a mod, if anything during his early days with the Faces he was a long haired rock bloke, the very antithesis of a mod. Perhaps you are getting mixed up with The Small Faces, of which Rod Stewart was never a member, you cretin.....

Van The Man - Well fookin' spotted, he's not a girl. In fact I wish he was called Hunt Morrison and then you have a more suitable slick rhyme.

The latest one....Yummy Mummy....oh cushty, your reproductive system works and you have to bring your children up whilst maintaining an equilibrium in your daily routine. Welcome to life.

was it Tony Blackburn?
Do I win a prize?

Who was the original silly billy?

Dibble?