I went round me sister's yesterday, and as usual her eldest son (6 years old) showed me all his latest toys/cuddly animals. I wasn't at all prepared for two of his new animals - 'Wet beaver' and 'Horny beaver'! Horny is like a devil, while Wet wears swimming trunks and goggles. Apparently there's also a Brazilian beaver that has a mohican!

Apparently they were from WH Smiths, and despite his mam's protestations he insisted that he spend his pocket money on them. She even rang his dad up to get him to offer an expensive dalek instead. The more they tried to steer him away the more defiant he became, so she gave in and let him buy them.

He said 'Why are you laughing at them Mam, and why was dad laughing down the phone?'

How old do you reckon he will be before he finds out the comedy aspect of them? I reckon before he's 8.

Is there one dressed in Croatian National Costume??

Y'know, like, Split Beaver.......