Our lass bought white mature cheddar instead of orange today,which flavour crisps needs to go in my sarnies now ?

i dunno but weve just had shepherds pie for tea with white cheese on and its deffo not as nice

You can worry about the crisps later, in the meantime she wants chaining up in the shed for a week for such a flagrant disregard for the status quo.

Marmite flavour.

Kev,you are a wise man.