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 Post subject: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 1:07 pm 
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My old girl just gone into a care home yesterday. I went down today at 9am to make sure she is settled in. She was happy apart from complaining her brand new toy ( zimmer frame) is way to slow and could I fix it. I took it to Snowy's at 10am to see if he could help. I just collected it and it's now got a metal floor to stand on and a 49cc engine. She loves it but the problem now is it will cost me a packet to keep her whizzing around the care home. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 1:12 pm 
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Leggie43 wrote:
My old girl just gone into a care home yesterday. I went down today at 9am to make sure she is settled in. She was happy apart from complaining her brand new toy ( zimmer frame) is way to slow and could I fix it. I took it to Snowy's at 10am to see if he could help. I just collected it and it's now got a metal floor to stand on and a 49cc engine. She loves it but the problem now is it will cost me a packet to keep her whizzing around the care home. :laugh:

I’ll admit the fuel tank pack on her back was a bodge, but if she survives the test run she should be ok…. Keep her away from matches bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 1:14 pm 
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Snowy wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
My old girl just gone into a care home yesterday. I went down today at 9am to make sure she is settled in. She was happy apart from complaining her brand new toy ( zimmer frame) is way to slow and could I fix it. I took it to Snowy's at 10am to see if he could help. I just collected it and it's now got a metal floor to stand on and a 49cc engine. She loves it but the problem now is it will cost me a packet to keep her whizzing around the care home. :laugh:

I’ll admit the fuel tank pack on her back was a bodge, but if she survives the test run she should be ok…. Keep her away from matches bbolt



Oh shite I better get her motor insurance aswell as life insurance. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 1:27 pm 
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And public liability, In case she breaks free.


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 Post subject: Re: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 1:31 pm 
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Grayhoundend wrote:
And public liability, In case she breaks free.


Good idea Gray she does love Freddy Mercury and Queen. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 1:35 pm 
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Leggie43 wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
My old girl just gone into a care home yesterday. I went down today at 9am to make sure she is settled in. She was happy apart from complaining her brand new toy ( zimmer frame) is way to slow and could I fix it. I took it to Snowy's at 10am to see if he could help. I just collected it and it's now got a metal floor to stand on and a 49cc engine. She loves it but the problem now is it will cost me a packet to keep her whizzing around the care home. :laugh:

I’ll admit the fuel tank pack on her back was a bodge, but if she survives the test run she should be ok…. Keep her away from matches bbolt



Oh shite I better get her motor insurance aswell as life insurance. :wink:


Er, remember it was you who specified the turbo boost and me who talked you out of a reheat facility you specified….which was financially impractical on your budget of £13.78p that you allegedly found down the couch :angry-tappingfoot:

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 Post subject: Re: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 1:42 pm 
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Snowy wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
My old girl just gone into a care home yesterday. I went down today at 9am to make sure she is settled in. She was happy apart from complaining her brand new toy ( zimmer frame) is way to slow and could I fix it. I took it to Snowy's at 10am to see if he could help. I just collected it and it's now got a metal floor to stand on and a 49cc engine. She loves it but the problem now is it will cost me a packet to keep her whizzing around the care home. :laugh:

I’ll admit the fuel tank pack on her back was a bodge, but if she survives the test run she should be ok…. Keep her away from matches bbolt





Oh shite I better get her motor insurance aswell as life insurance. :wink:


Er, remember it was you who specified the turbo boost and me who talked you out of a reheat facility you specified….which was financially impractical on your budget of £13.78p that you allegedly found down the couch :angry-tappingfoot:


Yes but I was prepared to pay you the full asking within 30 days from delivery when I had received my inheritance payment. :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 1:58 pm 
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Leggie43 wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
My old girl just gone into a care home yesterday. I went down today at 9am to make sure she is settled in. She was happy apart from complaining her brand new toy ( zimmer frame) is way to slow and could I fix it. I took it to Snowy's at 10am to see if he could help. I just collected it and it's now got a metal floor to stand on and a 49cc engine. She loves it but the problem now is it will cost me a packet to keep her whizzing around the care home. :laugh:

I’ll admit the fuel tank pack on her back was a bodge, but if she survives the test run she should be ok…. Keep her away from matches bbolt





Oh shite I better get her motor insurance aswell as life insurance. :wink:


Er, remember it was you who specified the turbo boost and me who talked you out of a reheat facility you specified….which was financially impractical on your budget of £13.78p that you allegedly found down the couch :angry-tappingfoot:


Yes but I was prepared to pay you the full asking within 30 days from delivery when I had received my inheritance payment. :laugh:

Whoooooa….what ‘inheritance’ payment….I heard you’d ordered one from the ‘Kamikaze Lawn Mower and Dangerous Toy Company’ in the very Far East…..?

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 Post subject: Re: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 2:02 pm 
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Leggie43 wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Leggie43 wrote:
My old girl just gone into a care home yesterday. I went down today at 9am to make sure she is settled in. She was happy apart from complaining her brand new toy ( zimmer frame) is way to slow and could I fix it. I took it to Snowy's at 10am to see if he could help. I just collected it and it's now got a metal floor to stand on and a 49cc engine. She loves it but the problem now is it will cost me a packet to keep her whizzing around the care home. :laugh:

I’ll admit the fuel tank pack on her back was a bodge, but if she survives the test run she should be ok…. Keep her away from matches bbolt





Oh shite I better get her motor insurance aswell as life insurance. :wink:


Er, remember it was you who specified the turbo boost and me who talked you out of a reheat facility you specified….which was financially impractical on your budget of £13.78p that you allegedly found down the couch :angry-tappingfoot:


Yes but I was prepared to pay you the full asking within 30 days from delivery when I had received my inheritance payment. :laugh:

Whoooooa….what ‘inheritance’ payment….I heard you’d ordered one from the ‘Kamikaze Lawn Mower and Dangerous Toy Company’ in the very Far East…..?[/quote]

Do you employ spies :angry-tappingfoot:


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 Post subject: Re: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2024 2:25 pm 
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Of course I do…don’t you sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 10:07 am 
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hope all these alterations make it e powered to make it fine.


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 Post subject: Re: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 11:16 am 
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accrington fan wrote:
hope all these alterations make it e powered to make it fine.

It’s made from refined ‘Just Stop Oil’ protestors who thought they could stop oil, but turns out they couldn’t stop a rogue electric double decker.
On the plus side they’ll be happy it was an electric bus and not a car as it’s more environmentally acceptable.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 11:53 am 
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Snowy wrote:
accrington fan wrote:
hope all these alterations make it e powered to make it fine.

It’s made from refined ‘Just Stop Oil’ protestors who thought they could stop oil, but turns out they couldn’t stop a rogue electric double decker.
On the plus side they’ll be happy it was an electric bus and not a car as it’s more environmentally acceptable.

just thinking about the climate loons. if a company owned diesel and electric buses would they refuse to ride on the diesel in the hope their love child will be following it next.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 1:24 pm 
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accrington fan wrote:
Snowy wrote:
accrington fan wrote:
hope all these alterations make it e powered to make it fine.

It’s made from refined ‘Just Stop Oil’ protestors who thought they could stop oil, but turns out they couldn’t stop a rogue electric double decker.
On the plus side they’ll be happy it was an electric bus and not a car as it’s more environmentally acceptable.

just thinking about the climate loons. if a company owned diesel and electric buses would they refuse to ride on the diesel in the hope their love child will be following it next.

You have to admit they’re detached from reality..they all look like middle class eco loons who’ve never broken sweat or went short in their fluffy lives.
How did they arrive at their destination with out oil from it powering their transport or vital parts are made from plastic/oil.
Their clothing and shoes ate made by oil by products,
Their banners are plastic, made from oil.
Their megaphones, mobile phones, their little sad orange safety vest made from …oil.
Now they may have a burning masochistic desire to return to a life of drudgery and return us to world where they get quite ‘aroused’ at living like a medieval peasant, well I’m not so they can f£&k right off.

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 Post subject: Re: Zimmer Frames
PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2024 2:28 pm 
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Snowy wrote:
accrington fan wrote:
Snowy wrote:
accrington fan wrote:
hope all these alterations make it e powered to make it fine.

It’s made from refined ‘Just Stop Oil’ protestors who thought they could stop oil, but turns out they couldn’t stop a rogue electric double decker.
On the plus side they’ll be happy it was an electric bus and not a car as it’s more environmentally acceptable.

just thinking about the climate loons. if a company owned diesel and electric buses would they refuse to ride on the diesel in the hope their love child will be following it next.

You have to admit they’re detached from reality..they all look like middle class eco loons who’ve never broken sweat or went short in their fluffy lives.
How did they arrive at their destination with out oil from it powering their transport or vital parts are made from plastic/oil.
Their clothing and shoes ate made by oil by products,
Their banners are plastic, made from oil.
Their megaphones, mobile phones, their little sad orange safety vest made from …oil.
Now they may have a burning masochistic desire to return to a life of drudgery and return us to world where they get quite ‘aroused’ at living like a medieval peasant, well I’m not so they can f£&k right off.


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