Terror at the Gare

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36386

Drove down this morning and the cattle were loose on the road…..normally they move but these were bolshy buggers so I had to wait till they got bored before I could carry on …..very busy with dozens of Mackerel fisherman down there..eventually headed back to find a bigger bunch of cows on the road tightly packed together going nowhere when all of a sudden they burst of in every direction as one was mounted by the resident stud, there was a gap on the road, the dogs fascinated as we passed the action by about a foot to appear in the first bovine porno production… it took four seconds to pass but it was terrifying.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Snowy wrote:

Drove down this morning and the cattle were loose on the road…..normally they move but these were bolshy buggers so I had to wait till they got bored before I could carry on …..very busy with dozens of Mackerel fisherman down there..eventually headed back to find a bigger bunch of cows on the road tightly packed together going nowhere when all of a sudden they burst of in every direction as one was mounted by the resident stud, there was a gap on the road, the dogs fascinated as we passed the action by about a foot to appear in the first bovine porno production… it took four seconds to pass but it was terrifying.

You want to be careful Snowy you might get called a peeping tom. Even the cattle enjoy romantic private get togethers bbolt

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36386

Leggie43 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Drove down this morning and the cattle were loose on the road…..normally they move but these were bolshy buggers so I had to wait till they got bored before I could carry on …..very busy with dozens of Mackerel fisherman down there..eventually headed back to find a bigger bunch of cows on the road tightly packed together going nowhere when all of a sudden they burst of in every direction as one was mounted by the resident stud, there was a gap on the road, the dogs fascinated as we passed the action by about a foot to appear in the first bovine porno production… it took four seconds to pass but it was terrifying.

You want to be careful Snowy you might get called a peeping tom. Even the cattle enjoy romantic private get togethers bbolt

This wasn’t private, did my insurance cover this, imagine writing out the insurance claim :laugh:

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6673

Leggie43 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Drove down this morning and the cattle were loose on the road…..normally they move but these were bolshy buggers so I had to wait till they got bored before I could carry on …..very busy with dozens of Mackerel fisherman down there..eventually headed back to find a bigger bunch of cows on the road tightly packed together going nowhere when all of a sudden they burst of in every direction as one was mounted by the resident stud, there was a gap on the road, the dogs fascinated as we passed the action by about a foot to appear in the first bovine porno production… it took four seconds to pass but it was terrifying.

You want to be careful Snowy you might get called a peeping tom. Even the cattle enjoy romantic private get togethers bbolt

Snowy is one of them there voyeuristic persons, Well hes always going on about voyages. :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36386

Grayhoundend wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Drove down this morning and the cattle were loose on the road…..normally they move but these were bolshy buggers so I had to wait till they got bored before I could carry on …..very busy with dozens of Mackerel fisherman down there..eventually headed back to find a bigger bunch of cows on the road tightly packed together going nowhere when all of a sudden they burst of in every direction as one was mounted by the resident stud, there was a gap on the road, the dogs fascinated as we passed the action by about a foot to appear in the first bovine porno production… it took four seconds to pass but it was terrifying.

You want to be careful Snowy you might get called a peeping tom. Even the cattle enjoy romantic private get togethers bbolt

Snowy is one of them there voyeuristic persons, Well hes always going on about voyages. :laugh:

Make no mistake I was looking dead ahead and praying…..the dogs were silent, surprised they weren’t holding up score cards for ‘technique’.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Snowy wrote:

Grayhoundend wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Drove down this morning and the cattle were loose on the road…..normally they move but these were bolshy buggers so I had to wait till they got bored before I could carry on …..very busy with dozens of Mackerel fisherman down there..eventually headed back to find a bigger bunch of cows on the road tightly packed together going nowhere when all of a sudden they burst of in every direction as one was mounted by the resident stud, there was a gap on the road, the dogs fascinated as we passed the action by about a foot to appear in the first bovine porno production… it took four seconds to pass but it was terrifying.

You want to be careful Snowy you might get called a peeping tom. Even the cattle enjoy romantic private get togethers bbolt

Snowy is one of them there voyeuristic persons, Well hes always going on about voyages. :laugh:

Make no mistake I was looking dead ahead and praying…..the dogs were silent, surprised they weren’t holding up score cards for ‘technique’.

Surprised Ratboy didn't join in and mount Ruby. :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36386

Leggie43 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Grayhoundend wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Drove down this morning and the cattle were loose on the road…..normally they move but these were bolshy buggers so I had to wait till they got bored before I could carry on …..very busy with dozens of Mackerel fisherman down there..eventually headed back to find a bigger bunch of cows on the road tightly packed together going nowhere when all of a sudden they burst of in every direction as one was mounted by the resident stud, there was a gap on the road, the dogs fascinated as we passed the action by about a foot to appear in the first bovine porno production… it took four seconds to pass but it was terrifying.

You want to be careful Snowy you might get called a peeping tom. Even the cattle enjoy romantic private get togethers bbolt

Snowy is one of them there voyeuristic persons, Well hes always going on about voyages. :laugh:

Make no mistake I was looking dead ahead and praying…..the dogs were silent, surprised they weren’t holding up score cards for ‘technique’.

Surprised Ratboy didn't join in and mount Ruby. :laugh:

Aw God no….that would have been the icing on the headstone banghead

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18916

Snowy wrote:

Drove down this morning and the cattle were loose on the road…..normally they move but these were bolshy buggers so I had to wait till they got bored before I could carry on …..very busy with dozens of Mackerel fisherman down there..eventually headed back to find a bigger bunch of cows on the road tightly packed together going nowhere when all of a sudden they burst of in every direction as one was mounted by the resident stud, there was a gap on the road, the dogs fascinated as we passed the action by about a foot to appear in the first bovine porno production… it took four seconds to pass but it was terrifying.

not the first time that must have happened as the few times i get down there i have seen the same. mind you my old rottie would have moved em quickly but would have stayed with them for a hour or so as cattle herding was in his blood. doubt i,d have been here if it wasn,t as he moved a bull down a narrow track near halifax where there was nowhere for me to go.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36386

accrington fan wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Drove down this morning and the cattle were loose on the road…..normally they move but these were bolshy buggers so I had to wait till they got bored before I could carry on …..very busy with dozens of Mackerel fisherman down there..eventually headed back to find a bigger bunch of cows on the road tightly packed together going nowhere when all of a sudden they burst of in every direction as one was mounted by the resident stud, there was a gap on the road, the dogs fascinated as we passed the action by about a foot to appear in the first bovine porno production… it took four seconds to pass but it was terrifying.

not the first time that must have happened as the few times i get down there i have seen the same. mind you my old rottie would have moved em quickly but would have stayed with them for a hour or so as cattle herding was in his blood. doubt i,d have been here if it wasn,t as he moved a bull down a narrow track near halifax where there was nowhere for me to go.

Funny that, Ratboy was off a farm and black fell terriers are bred to spend two months in the lambing season permanently outdoors to live with the flock to stop foxes taking the lambs….when I walk him down the path and he sees sheep, goes to the fence and sheep actually come over and they sniff each other through the fence, totally chills him out, yet if another dog appears up the path he goes into defensive mode with the sheep…totally weird.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6673

Snowy wrote:

accrington fan wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Drove down this morning and the cattle were loose on the road…..normally they move but these were bolshy buggers so I had to wait till they got bored before I could carry on …..very busy with dozens of Mackerel fisherman down there..eventually headed back to find a bigger bunch of cows on the road tightly packed together going nowhere when all of a sudden they burst of in every direction as one was mounted by the resident stud, there was a gap on the road, the dogs fascinated as we passed the action by about a foot to appear in the first bovine porno production… it took four seconds to pass but it was terrifying.

not the first time that must have happened as the few times i get down there i have seen the same. mind you my old rottie would have moved em quickly but would have stayed with them for a hour or so as cattle herding was in his blood. doubt i,d have been here if it wasn,t as he moved a bull down a narrow track near halifax where there was nowhere for me to go.

Funny that, Ratboy was off a farm and black fell terriers are bred to spend two months in the lambing season permanently outdoors to live with the flock to stop foxes taking the lambs….when I walk him down the path and he sees sheep, goes to the fence and sheep actually come over and they sniff each other through the fence, totally chills him out, yet if another dog appears up the path he goes into defensive mode with the sheep…totally weird.

Sounds like a natural, Get him down the Vic and signed on.
I can see it now, Waterfall, Ratboy and Parkes.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18916

and with ruby telling the fans at the tea and drinks bar what they are having instead of what they want or incharge of the club shop forcing us to realise everything there is a bargain we really need.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36386

accrington fan wrote:

and with ruby telling the fans at the tea and drinks bar what they are having instead of what they want or incharge of the club shop forcing us to realise everything there is a bargain we really need.

She has a very……intimidating bark…mustn’t be the Golden Retriever genes, perfect for the job bbolt

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18916

Snowy wrote:

accrington fan wrote:

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not the first time that must have happened as the few times i get down there i have seen the same. mind you my old rottie would have moved em quickly but would have stayed with them for a hour or so as cattle herding was in his blood. doubt i,d have been here if it wasn,t as he moved a bull down a narrow track near halifax where there was nowhere for me to go.

Funny that, Ratboy was off a farm and black fell terriers are bred to spend two months in the lambing season permanently outdoors to live with the flock to stop foxes taking the lambs….when I walk him down the path and he sees sheep, goes to the fence and sheep actually come over and they sniff each other through the fence, totally chills him out, yet if another dog appears up the path he goes into defensive mode with the sheep…totally weird.

got mine as a pup though and he never got trained that way. i have asked vets and others in the know but none could give a reason for his actions by something in the blood. funny how other animals can suss em as i doubt humans could suss others the same. possible the reason there are so many arseholes that succeed now in life as we have lost our animal instinct.

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