Tried mixing Ratboy’s kibble with mackerel….refuesd to eat it
Never judge a topic by it’s title.

That what happens when you insist on feeding them large steaks day after day.

A tale of two afternoons...the back garden looked lovely after a clear up and the lawns first cut off the year...and then we lost at spenny..

the local butchers must love ratboy....he only has point his paw at the counter and snowy is out with his wallet..

He is so devoted to his dogs he give up his holidays to spend it in the butchers.

I've heard he's been seen walking his dogs in 50/60 mph winds on hartlepool seafront many a time,mr leggie ...what sort of hold do they have over him???

Well I know Ratboy has has own gun which he uses for fox hunting. So it's fair to say Snowy is being held hostage.

I’ve mentioned this to Ratboy…he’s told me to keep my mouth shut if I know what’s good for me…. and could you supply him with DNA samples just for the record.

6am every morning after his Bunker copy n pastes.
Mite need his umbrella today.

Best part of the day and well used to getting up at daft o’clock for work.
Sometimes people can be a pain in the arse so it’s nice to be with the two ‘hairy faces’ as they have no daft ideas, pretentiousness or self importance…..in the car Ruby crashes out but Ratboy sits to attention on the front passenger seat and anticiptes bends or braking…trying to get the little bugger to growl at BMW’s and Audi’s, but that could be a bridge too far.

well i have got mine cocking his leg at tesla,a and other milk floats. my first rottie used to bark at leyland nationals but was fine with any other vehicle. you know dogs make sense.

after a visit to morrisons in stockport and seeing one of those new webbox type tubes for dogs at six quid each yesterday butchers seem the cheap option.

Ruby was an expensive dog to buy when a pup, but she was dumped by her ‘loving’ owners has she had a medical condition that required a special diet….. so no one would touch her…so my youngest lad did the maths, looked around and easily found out her ‘special diet’ costs £5 a month more than Ratboy’s food, so it was bollocks….and she’s thriving.
Some of the crap claims for dog’s diets are absolute bull shit.

feel everything that concerns pets is bull shit because they know many owners will spend everything they are capable to do on their animals. its for the benefit of the animal should read its for the benefit of our profits would be better a statement.

Mind you, when Ruby gets up on her back legs, she’s over 5 ft tall and bears an uncanny resemblance to Chewbacca…..she also makes the same sound if you leave her in car…weird .

can you get someone to upload photo,s on here if like me you cannot do stuff like that yourself. i,m sure a few of us would be interested.

I also don't have a clue how to put photos here.
But would be interesting to see what our fellow Pets look like.

Yeah be a good idea that, but haven’t got a clue.

But you have the younguns your wife give birth to

Busby aged around 18 years old fed on a diet of two pellets a day with the water only being changed every month.
Hes never been to the Vets

This is how it works…child C who fixes any problems in seconds while her hands are like a fiendish fiddler flying over the screen….
I then ask her to show me how she did it, she repeats it again at Mach 2 and I say slower and I’ll make a note of what you did…..followed by”Where’s my car keys mam, tell him to stop going on I’m going out!”
Rinse and repeat ….

Very hard work these younguns, live in different World to us lot.

Touche.

Who dropped that doughnut in the fishtank Mr.B?

Looks like Busby has eaten half of it.

Wow 18.
Not from the Headlands Carnival then.

Ah Kev , the Carnival goldfish.
Our lass took the daughter over and she won the inevitable Carnival Cod and it was dead in the bag when our lass pulled up in the car at home.
Had a chunter, daughter heart broken, she was only five….
A couple of days later the bairn told me they were coming home and half the water fell out of the bag so the wife went down on the fish sands and topped it up with nice salty seas water….

what gets me is those who can do these thinks expect you to be able to do it. i have never took a pop at those unable to fix cars when they were fixable in the past. they boil my piss with their attitudes and all you get off em if you say can you strip and put put new seals in a zenith carb they,ll say whats a carb.

saying that i won one at a local fair and we had it 5 years till we gave the tank and the fish to a kid when we moved.

I think he did come from a fair or carnival.
I put his long life down to his tank being kept in a cool part of the house out of any direct sunlight.
He seems to like Test Match Special and Spicy Girls music.

A guy I know who considers himself the guy to talk to when it comes to goldfish reckons they can live for over fifty years. is that right ???

A guy I know who considers himself the guy to talk to when it comes to goldfish reckons they can live for over fifty years. is that right ???

My next door neighbour, ‘Bob the Builder’ .is someone who can’t stop working he built his own side extension and a huge carp tank 8 ft deep and about 12ft x 24 ft fancy Japanese style structure over it…..he emptied it into the main sewage line and blew everyone’s man hole covers off with the water/ sewage pressure..he was very popular.