Grealish fannying about with his every 10 seconds, what an eyesore.

Maybe an hairnet or nana’s headscarf might be the answer on the pitch.

Well done Boro btw, better team.

About 5 or 6 years ago, Tottenham joined the likes of Manure and Liverpool in becoming the team of choice for glory hunters up and down the country, even though they never won anything! It all seemed to happen over night! I remember going to my local gym the day after they beat Real Madrid in 2017, several spurs kits.

Would be very satisfying see them return to their midtable status, another arrogant, deluded, PL club. And to think they wanted a European super league!!!

And much like 90s Newcastle and Blackburn kits, Spurs kits will soon be flogged en masse on ebay.

he is just another overated player that spurs seem good at signing. even the grear harry kane was so ordinary the commentators started calling him just kane without his first name being mentioned.

There's a thesis in the making for someone at the University of Penge on that one. 'The correlation between daft hair and declining performance in professional footballers.' Dele Ali - nuff said.

They built that shiny glass and chrome temple of a ‘Premiership stadium’ and assumed that glory would follow them all their days . Ah well.

Bobby Charlton has more hair than mr paulus and snowy looks like Collina the ref..who the feck are they to judge?

Yeah I do look a bit like the nasty one but my eyes don’t bulge.

That's just not true Mr.Sussex, there may be less grass in the field but I can still sport a fringe

I can sport a fringe too..... between my ears on the back of my head.

at least you baldies do not need to go to the barbers every few weeks or get their missus to lop a load off the back.

Brian Clough would not stand for those haircuts in his teams.

It’s a doddle, get the WAHL out every fortnight, five minutes, get wife to inspect the work, job’s a doddle. Total cost, bugger all.