Troubled Times

Poolsrme · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2007 12:02 am

So in the Gaza Strip, the opposing factions are sorting each other out. It goes like this................
If you've got a beard you belong to the other side and will be killed....
Opposite side.....
If you haven't got a beard you will be killed......
If/when it comes to dear old Blighty, heaven help CAMRA members, skinheads, Folk dancers, gays, skateboarders, free spirits...............bloody hell, look out, we're all suspects.
It couldn't happen here, could it :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2007 4:26 am

What about women from the Headland??

Mind, no-one in their right mind would take them on...... :shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36568

My respective grandfathers did.... :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2007 7:35 am

Snowy wrote:

My respective grandfathers did.... :laugh:

Not in a fist fight or a drinking competition they didn't. Otherwise they'd have been 'my prematurely deceased respective Grandfathers......' :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2007 8:04 am

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

What about women from the Headland??

Mind, no-one in their right mind would take them on...... :shock:

She looks very familiar. confised

I think I might have, you know. :uhoh:

Sorry mate, I thought it WAS you.............. :uhoh:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat May 19, 2007 2:33 pm

not all lasses from the headland are like that are they :shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36568

roughly about 99.874635285647392%..... at a guess!

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