I'm getting some grief.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

I know I have a habit of lighting the touch paper and standing well back but maybe I've stood too close this time judging by the fuck off's I'm getting on messenger. Feminists don't seem to have a sense of humour.

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Women of Britain. Do your bit.

Spare a thought for the single men who are isolating. With no wife to cook for them they are in danger of starving to death.

If you have a bachelor living near you remember to offer to cook them something three times a day and drop it off on their doorstep. Don’t forget the rubber gloves so as you don’t spread disease.

Ladies, it is your patriotic duty as a proper bird.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19738

they have had humour taken away from em once reaching puberty. you,d have thought in the present climate they would as they say chill a little. first lesson in life, learn to laugh at yourself then other stuff might be funnier.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

Our Lass says your grizzly bits need trimming with a blunt knife.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:00 pm

Always remember that 50% of the world has an IQ of less than 100.
And that only 1% of the world has the benefit of a British sense of humour.

You did go looking for it a bit though didn't you.

Kenny Bottles · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2020 10:04 pm

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

I know I have a habit of lighting the touch paper and standing well back but maybe I've stood too close this time judging by the fuck off's I'm getting on messenger. Feminists don't seem to have a sense of humour.

Magistrates have more of a sense of humour than friggin' feminists.

Unless of course they are feminist magistrates.

In which case - with three of them miserable bastards on the bench - me and thee are royally fucked...

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

Mr I we are skidding rapidly into a world where watching your words is becoming a think on your feet quick art form. Everybody seems to be offended at everything. My daughter is 28 and forever pulling me up over what she and her generation perceives as racist, otherist whatever. I will leave you to come up with a word for it and see if its not challenged as something ist.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19738

at least if you are offended you know you exist still. never hear about greenland jokes or methodist ones.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

There's only one answer to the 'I am offended' statement. So what?

I'm getting some grief.

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