My initial thoughts on the new PM

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:38 am

Initial impressions of our new PM:

He walks like a Womble.

He talks like Basil Brush.

He refers to Priti Patel his "Get Out of Jail Free ‘Coloured’".

He asked his secretary to show him where Dover is, so he can show Dominic Raab

He’s may well get to use the water cannon he bought after all

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

TalbotAvenger wrote:

He talks like Basil Brush.

Probably because he's a puppet.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:48 am

I think he is trying to portray himself as the new Churchill........

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3553

If you want to leave England, you can leave England.Talbot. :laugh:

charco · **Joined:** Thu Jun 25, 2015 8:24 am **Posts:** 885

Loid Blackwell wrote:

If you want to leave England, you can leave England.Talbot. :laugh:

Should have left long ago ...

The lowest pension in the developed world

At the other end of the scale, pensioners in the United Kingdom suffer from the worst deal of any OECD country, receiving just 29% of a working wage when they retire. To put this into perspective, the OECD average is 63% and the average for EU member states is 71%.

Elsewhere, the pension rate in the United States is 49%, while in China, which is home to more than 1.4 billion people, the rate is 83%, OECD data shows.

Pensioners in the Netherlands, Turkey and Croatia receive more than 100% of a working wage when they retire. Indeed, Dutch and Turkish pensioners get 101% and 102%, respectively, but Croatians receive a generous 129%.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Turkey are in the shit, can't see that lasting. Also what's the average wage in Croatia? Getting 100% of next to nothing doesn't make a great pension.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22665

And the average pension is down to Boris is it?

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12365

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

And the average pension is down to Boris is it?

Of course it is. He organised the whole thing in between modelling his Womble outfit and receiving elocution lessons from Basil Brush. He called it the Puppet Pension Pot or the three P's.....no shit !!!!!(a bit clever that) LOL.
Didn't you find that when you were researching the candidates prior to casting your vote. John.
I'm sure you mentioned it

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My initial thoughts on the new PM

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