Hoofball

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

That was painful.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Which ones were more annoying nobles punts to the heads of the centre half’s or magnays down the line to no one?

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Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Yubep wrote:

Which ones were more annoying nobles punts to the heads of the centre half’s or magnays down the line to no one?

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Nobles punts banghead

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

If Luke James stayed on his feet rather than feign an alleged push he may get a chance to score, alas he does an Angel of the North impression

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Noble infuriated me today.

Kioso however is a class act.

unruly poolie · **Joined:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:12 pm **Posts:** 1015

Monkeybutt wrote:

If Luke James stayed on his feet rather than feign an alleged push he may get a chance to score, alas he does an Angel of the North impression

Was that your main gripe with that game, a diminutive forward looks for a genuine push in the back instead of trying to shoot from the edge of the box with 3 men within a yard of him and the ball around his chin.

PJPoolie · **Joined:** Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:28 pm **Posts:** 15342

We have no midfield with this ridiculously naive system why are people singling out individuals (like they always do) when they can’t see the actual problem.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

unruly poolie wrote:

Monkeybutt wrote:

If Luke James stayed on his feet rather than feign an alleged push he may get a chance to score, alas he does an Angel of the North impression

Was that your main gripe with that game, a diminutive forward looks for a genuine push in the back instead of trying to shoot from the edge of the box with 3 men within a yard of him and the ball around his chin.

Was that the only occasion he bit the dust looking for a cheap foul then?

No, my main gripe was no hand wash in the gents for the second week running, it doesn`t seem to bother most as they just piss and go, however I have standards I like to uphold, not expecting a toilet attendant to pass me a moist wipe or dab the end for me

unruly poolie · **Joined:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:12 pm **Posts:** 1015

Pickled onions for eyes

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

unruly poolie wrote:

Pickled onions for eyes

I sincerely hope you get better soon.

horden · **Posted:** Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:23 pm

Noble was off his game today. Then Davies goes off, no leaders on pitch. I just hope we have played 3 of better teams so far. I think we may of. Ebbsfleet were great today, showing exactly how it should be done.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:16 am

What was the catering like .....like?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Monkeybutt wrote:

unruly poolie wrote:

Monkeybutt wrote:

If Luke James stayed on his feet rather than feign an alleged push he may get a chance to score, alas he does an Angel of the North impression

Was that your main gripe with that game, a diminutive forward looks for a genuine push in the back instead of trying to shoot from the edge of the box with 3 men within a yard of him and the ball around his chin.

Was that the only occasion he bit the dust looking for a cheap foul then?

No, my main gripe was no hand wash in the gents for the second week running, it doesn`t seem to bother most as they just piss and go, however I have standards I like to uphold, not expecting a toilet attendant to pass me a moist wipe or dab the end for me

I’m not going again until pools have exfoliating hand scrub in the toilets

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thedno · **Posted:** Sun Aug 12, 2018 4:27 pm

A bucket of sand from Middleton Beach, mixed with washing up liquid will do the trick.
Different ratios of sand/washing up liquid... depending how Hard you are like... add bleach if you are a Nutter

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

Bluestreak wrote:

What was the catering like .....like?

Rock hard sausage roll and no ketchup again, although the water was cold

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

There are ways to ensure the sausage roll stays hot without laying on direct heat and making the base rock ard.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Monkeybutt wrote:

There are ways to ensure the sausage roll stays hot without laying on direct heat and making the base rock ard.

If you know you dont like the food why dont you eat elsewhere before hand?

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:32 pm

Monkeybutt wrote:

Bluestreak wrote:

What was the catering like .....like?

Rock hard sausage roll and no ketchup again, although the water was cold

Well that's a bonus the water being cold!

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Bluestreak wrote:

Monkeybutt wrote:

Bluestreak wrote:

What was the catering like .....like?

Rock hard sausage roll and no ketchup again, although the water was cold

Well that's a bonus the water being cold!

Was it in his tea?

mib1975 · **Joined:** Sun Jun 28, 2009 7:02 pm **Posts:** 308

What's wrong with hoofball like?

Hoofball

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