Who isn't a kunt these days?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Nov 06, 2017 11:41 pm

I think we've established that most tax-avoiding, molesting, annoying celebrities/actors/Premiershit footballers are kunts of the highest order, so what I want to know is who isn't?

Apart from Jeff Stelling I'm struggling to think of any.

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Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

I'm great.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37447

Lord_of_Stranton wrote:

I'm great.

The wife said I grate. She has a point like.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:17 am

Holly Willoughby, there isn`t much blood getting to the nether regions as years gone by, however I would have a blood transfusion to summon up the strength to give her a portion.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2017 10:25 am

Juan Mata. Every time I read an interview with him about that 1% of footballers wages charity that he's set up the more I like him. Obviously he can afford it but using his position to try to create a situation where 1% of global top flight football cash goes to charity seems good to me.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2017 1:29 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Who isn't a kunt these days?

Ghengis Khan, Jimmy Savile, Josef Stalin, Tomas de Torquemada, Vlad Tepes, Adolf Hitler.

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Montpoolier wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Who isn't a kunt these days?

Ghengis Khan, Jimmy Savile, Josef Stalin, Tomas de Torquemada, Vlad Tepes, Adolf Hitler, The Fat Man.

Canny list that, like.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:15 pm

I reckon they still count as historical kunts. Death and time have not diminished their kuntishness.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:17 pm

In fact that list has just given me an idea for a great card game - Top Kunts. Bit like Top Trumps but with kunts past and present rated in various categories. The kids would love it, teachers and parents maybe a bit less.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2017 2:39 pm

Reminds me of that joke;

Teacher to class,"Can you give me a sentence with the word contagious in please"?

Susan hands up, "Yes Susan"? " My Auntie has chicken pox and it is contagious"

Well done Susan

Jonny hands up " Yes Jonny"?, "My uncle is painting his fence with a 2 inch brush and my dad said it will take the (unt ages bbolt

dstanley · **Joined:** Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:15 pm **Posts:** 677

I've been a PAYE mug all my life so, like the vast majority, have never had the benefit of 'tax avoidance'.
However it does annoy me when the Queen, who gets paid vast sums via the civil list (tax payers money), seeks to reduce her contribution.
The stupid fact that she only pays tax voluntarily is no excuse in my book.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

Montpoolier wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Who isn't a kunt these days?

Ghengis Khan, Jimmy Savile, Josef Stalin, Tomas de Torquemada, Vlad Tepes, Adolf Hitler.

How very true. Dead as Monty Python's parrot, so ex-kunts.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Hamilton.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19738

dstanley wrote:

I've been a PAYE mug all my life so, like the vast majority, have never had the benefit of 'tax avoidance'.
However it does annoy me when the Queen, who gets paid vast sums via the civil list (tax payers money), seeks to reduce her contribution.
The stupid fact that she only pays tax voluntarily is no excuse in my book.

the last sentance says it all about this country where money is concerned. the more you have the more you want to keep. probably look to see the position of the food bank on the stock exchange.

Double Figures · **Joined:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:47 am **Posts:** 845

Simon Cowell

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:21 pm

Michael Palin

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:23 pm

Jon Snow

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