Sandal Watch 2017

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Jun 13, 2017 3:20 pm

They're back on today Mr Butt. Old Timberland flip flops letting my feet feel the breeze.

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pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Car needs a wash

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Feet could also do with a wash tbh. Look like Wayne Slobs from Harry Enfield.

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

Jealous mr toulouse.

Looks like a cracking spot to ponder.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Jun 13, 2017 5:23 pm

I haven`t got as big an issue with flip flaps, although it is usually sausage jockeys who wear them, however, I have noticed on two occasions in Seaton this year the dreaded sansock combo on men who usually wear tracksuit bottoms and business shoes with white sport socks banghead

If your going down the dreaded route of sandals, leave the bastard socks at home and trim your feckin nails, moisturise your feet, dead skin and corns are not for public viewing, thank you.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:10 pm

Fair cop on the car Mr Crab, roads are very dusty and I can't be arsed to wash it , but I washed that foot specially for the photo shoot Mr Hamster. It was fragrant as I used a nice lavender soap from Provence. The other one still stinks but it wasn't in the picture.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:11 pm

Sandals are so 20th century. Vans and Converse for me.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:13 pm

You skate boarding a lot Monty?

born toulouse · **Posted:** Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:15 pm

KeithNobbsBigToe wrote:

Jealous mr toulouse.

Looks like a cracking spot to ponder.

Funnily enough that is exactly what I was doing instead of working.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:48 pm

born toulouse wrote:

You skate boarding a lot Monty?

Absolutely. 540s a gogo.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:10 am

Off to the beach....

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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

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Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

Sliders and socks are an acceptable fashion move for the kids I believe Yubep

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:05 am

Acceptable my arse, yank wear or wank year, what is it with calf socks, push em down to your ankles is ok but not that shite.

Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

You're not a kid though are you Mr Butt, I'm not suggesting there could even be one person on this board young enough to carry it off

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:40 am

Having recently turned 22 I feel I could carry this off.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:43 am

I bought a pair of sliders for my holiday last week, not practical at all and very uncomfortable.

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Jun 22, 2017 11:45 am

Joe Mac wrote:

I bought a pair of sliders for my holiday last week, not practical at all and very uncomfortable.

More a thong guy?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Jun 22, 2017 2:43 pm

I thought sliders were those little burgers

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:13 am

I'm a thong guy, you can grip em with your toes, whilst with sliders, if you walk too quick then....well they slide off your feet! I wouldn't wear them with socks (not even Duchamps).

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Jun 23, 2017 9:22 am

The Bishop wrote:

I'm a thong guy, you can grip em with your toes, whilst with sliders, if you walk too quick then....well they slide off your feet! I wouldn't wear them with socks (not even Duchamps).

Do your balls not hang either side of your thong

The Bishop · **Posted:** Fri Jun 23, 2017 3:12 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

The Bishop wrote:

I'm a thong guy, you can grip em with your toes, whilst with sliders, if you walk too quick then....well they slide off your feet! I wouldn't wear them with socks (not even Duchamps).

Do your balls not hang either side of your thong

Telt you I grip em with my toes!!!!!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:49 pm

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Which bunker member committed this crime recently?

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yloop · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2018 12:55 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

jUDGING BY FITMENT OF THEM HE NEEDS TO GO UP A FEW BARLEYCORNS.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

whats a barleycorn

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:28 pm

Deffo yloop that photo like.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

whats a barleycorn

a barleycorn is the unit of measurement for feet.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I'm banning you

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:54 pm

Can you ban me as well.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:57 pm

Bit harsh, cut him some slack. A schoinion or two should do.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I'll let him off but he must apologize in 5 barley corns

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

born toulouse wrote:

Bit harsh, cut him some slack. A schoinion or two should do.

Ahh, you often buy rope?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

I'll let him off but he must apologize in 5 barley corns

a barleycorn isnt a measurement of time im afraid.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:09 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

Bit harsh, cut him some slack. A schoinion or two should do.

Ahh, you often buy rope?

Yes, but I never ask for it in metres or feet or any modern shit like that. Strictly Byzantine measurements for rope, flagons for ale and barleycorns for shoes.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

born toulouse wrote:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

born toulouse wrote:

Bit harsh, cut him some slack. A schoinion or two should do.

Ahh, you often buy rope?

Yes, but I never ask for it in metres or feet or any modern shit like that. Strictly Byzantine measurements for rope, flagons for ale and barleycorns for shoes.

Good man!! clappp

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:11 pm

You've never bought rope in your life so you can't relate.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:16 pm

By the way Tree are you already a member of the Association of Retro Size Enunciators?

born toulouse · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:17 pm

Their lapel badges are truly excellent.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

born toulouse wrote:

By the way Tree are you already a member of the Association of Retro Size Enunciators?

Get your vote in on the poll please Toulouse

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:34 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

jUDGING BY FITMENT OF THEM HE NEEDS TO GO UP A FEW BARLEYCORNS.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:35 pm

Yubep wrote:

Which bunker member committed this crime recently?

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Is this the fancy dress for the Tranmere game?

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Bluestreak wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Which bunker member committed this crime recently?

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Is this the fancy dress for the Tranmere game?

If you can't black up I really don't think going as homosexuals will go down well with the moral police.

PoolieTom · **Joined:** Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:30 am **Posts:** 779

Is it Kirsty?

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2018 11:53 am

I reckon it's Kirsty like.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

It's kirstys dad.

Monkeybutt · **Joined:** Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm **Posts:** 2428

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The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

Yubep. Is that guano on the patio? You need to get that (partially) cleaned.

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