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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

A Leeds businessman ordered two truckloads of Swiss chocolate worth £100,000 when his firm was £3m in the red.

Matthew Haycox, 29, of Alwoodley, who ran a string of lap dancing clubs trading as Wildcats, has been banned from being a company director following an investigation by the Insolvency Service (IS).

As well as the chocolate – which has not been traced – Mr Haycox bought a 54,499 sports car which has not been paid for and ordered stock worth 490,000.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Smell the fucking coffee lads.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Smell the fucking coffee lads.

What coffee it's feckin Toblerone and they're the robbing bastads for making the gaps bigger between the jaw breaking triangles.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I need to know the exact branding of this chocolate

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pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I'm telling you it was Toblerone, he ordered it as he had a break down just like Alan Partridge.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

100k worth of tobelerone. You'd deffo need coffee,

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2016 9:56 pm

The lengths some people will go to to increase membership in the trust, fabrication of HRMC legal documents, loan agreements, toblerone deliveries, loan sharks and that`s the stuff we know about.

Have we had many enquiries for membership today?

The fiends of backs to the wall will be bursting a blood vessel across town :hand:

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

That Christmas present my son got off the trust was chocolate funnily enough.

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2016 10:20 pm

Very concerning times, anyone who cannot see what is happening is crazy. Have to say Coxall had me convinced but I'm starting to think the fella is completely full of shit!

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Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:17 pm

So is it Haydock or Haycox? Or Hoxall or Coxhall?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Einhorn is finkle

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:41 am

Finkle is Einhorn

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offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

It's Fuckall

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The Bishop · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:23 am

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Smell the fucking coffee lads.

This is the real question. I'm currently drinking Java Lava. As for chocolate I'm eating a Belgium Biscuit selection. It is Xmas you know!

KeithNobbsBigToe · **Joined:** Wed May 01, 2013 11:32 pm **Posts:** 1057

Yubep wrote:

Einhorn is finkle

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That cracked me up this morning, the family thought I'd lost my mind.

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