The full moon actually is dead bright tonight.
But if nobody had told me it was the biggest one since 1948, I doubt I'd have worked it out myself.

The papers were dead exited about it, saying it'll look so close you'll think you can touch it...

It's bright, I'll give it that, but super?

Saw it rising out at sea and it was golden, by the time it got above the cloud it was shining brightly, but noticeably bigger?

Really bright but it oy seemed to be "normal size" by time I saw it.

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Was listening to some Astronomer/Astrologist or whatever it is and he said "if you usually get a 15" pizza and then suddenly you get a 16" pizza instead, would you for some reason call it "super?""

Basically a load of bollocks.

There was a bigger (apparently) and more golden moon last autumn and it got no publicity at all.

That's the sun.

No, definitely the moon. There was a man with a Christmas present, waving at me......

The man in the moon gets Christmas presents?

Does no-one think of the poor reindeer?

John Lewis will be dismayed that their Xmas promotion video had such little traction

Bigger pizza is always more welcome than a bigger moon, what a terrible comparison

I'd be quite pleased to get a bigger pizza and call it a bit bigger. However, calling it a 'quite pleased moon' or a 'bit bigger moon' don't really work as headlines so I'd go for 'mega-moon' and imply that it had triggered a wave of werewolf attacks. Maybe include Jeremy Corbyn as a suspect and photoshop a pic of him next to a mutilated corpse.

If the mutilated corpse is Tony Blair can I order a large print?

Sorry Mr Dawes, The Daily Mail have already bought exclusive rights to it. I can do you a series of photos of Jeremy tap-dancing across the Somme though - just grafted his head onto Fred Astaire and then sellotaped it onto an old war-painting. Nobody'll notice and The Sun will have them if you don't want them.

Was there an odour of green cheese...?

Really? I'd imagine that with the benefit of hindsight the Daily Mail is quite keen on Blair these days.

The Sun and the other Murdoch papers were always true fans.

Yes, a definite aroma of rockefort.

Roquefort, I`ll get in there first before Bishop!

Rockefort is a cheese from Binic in Brittany.

Right, the John Lewis, Man on the Moon advert. Fact, an old man lives in isolation, as he probably isn't allowed near any other humans. Then he gets a "present" which he uses to stare into a young girls bedroom!

Does this have very worrying undertones?

There's no law against it on the moon to my knowledge.

There was no need to rush. Bishop recognises nuance when he sees it

You expect him to know what that means?

Well..... You never questioned Rockefort.

I have to admit that old moon of ours does look really big tonight. But there again, it invariably does when it's on the horizon.
I want one of those bigass moons like you see in Sci-Fi films. Where not only are they huge but there are always two or three of them.

Didn`t need to, I know my cheeses and that aint one of them.FACT

As a chef I would expect you too

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John Lewis should have been prosecuted for that paedo advert.

On the otherhand, this years John Lewis advert is very very funny. And as adverts go is worth watching.

Never questioned it at the time though
So can we ask cheese related questions of you Monk......Zippy ?

The trampoline idea is ok but would let your kid use a trampoline were foxes have been shitting and peeing over it all night and a couple of TB ridden badgers turning up to join in the countryside disco night.... And as for the fecking squirrels, don't get me going on squirrels..... there, that's better.

So can we ask cheese related questions of you Monk......Zippy ?[/quote]

He only lives around the corner, the ground is wet so I will have to tread caerphilly, but ask away!

What's the top three local cheeses in Nagorno Karabakh ?

You`re in luck there as we holiday that way every year, our daughter married a buddhist monk and they put down a yurt in Yprevan, which I am sure you know is the capital of Armenia.

We have travelled the area quite a lot, although my mobility scooter hasn`t the range to go too far in one day and electricity charging is not great either!

Anyway, enough about my travels, the local cheeses are limited and mostly made from sheeps milk, Motal is a soft white sheep cheese, goes well with a ritz, Sulguni is a sour pickled cheese which is often deep fried like mozzarella sticks over here and the most popular Chechil, which is similar to mozzarella and used at the local takeaways Papa Yusif`s!

We often smuggle cheese in for them as theirs is pretty rank to be fair, we are meeting them in Turkmenistan next year.
We used cheese to hide their horse from bandits, Mascarpone

Fuck me you have shit jokes just like Monkeybutt

I thought only ADG was the only person with multiple identities on here...

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We thought that as well.

You know when you make friends with people, it`s usually based on similar likes and dislikes, we have a similar sense of humour, liking for eating out and sitting down!

Do you share a body as well?

Are you suggesting a 3 way sir?
His wife is a lot younger but for some reason in love with the daft lad, so best not suggest that!

I knew the question about the cheese would draw him out, he just couldn't resist it.
Identity confirmed.

That joke was so bad I feel like banning him


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Don't go building up people's hopes .

You need to stand up to your principles and act on them.

Yes. A perfectly good thread about moons has been ruined by this person and his pedantic and misguided attempt to correct other people's cheese-references.

By the way, speaking of pedantry you stand up 'for' your principles, not 'to' them.

He's got 24 hours to admit he's monkey butt


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Go for it, yubep. Get the thumbscrews out.
Roquefort indeed. I've never been so insulted

I tend to give mine a hard time too. So does the Colonel, which is probably why he got mixed up

I stand corrected. Whilst standing up to them.

Where you went wrong was having principles in the first place. I see that now. So, you were right.

Innocent until proven guilty, where is your evidence apart from our sh1te jokes?