Looks to be out for a month.

Gone soft these footballers. When I was still playing cracked ribs twice in consecutive seasons, did it first time a week before a cup final so was desperate not to miss it. For some reason I can't remember my mum had some super strength prescription painkillers so I 'borrowed' them, took a couple before each game and kept on playing. Think those spells on the donkey drops were the best of my playing time, a lot to be said for performance enhancing drugs, good job we didn't have tests in our league haha