Our lass has just nipped into the town and brought back....

'Rio....My Story'!!!!

I hate the Bastard but for 99p you can't go wrong!!!!

I'm over the moon it's in the Bargain Bin!!!!

Tosser!!!!

Ugly kunt!!!!



Sorry....Ugly 'Rich' Kunt!!!!

But he won't make much money at 99p per book!!!!

They've already paid him in advances Muts. Like he needs it like.

Some other notable failures in the book world:

Ashley Cole - My Defence - Paid him 250K, sold 8983 at a cost of 27.83 each, has to sell another 165562 to break even.

Michael Barrymore - Awright Now - Paid him 300K, sold 20842 at a cost of 14.39 each, has to sell another 218978 to break even.

I think I'll write a book.....

I reckon you've wasted 99p Mutt.
A bargain is only a bargain if its something you want.

this HAS to be an example of smooth-talking agents here!!! No way would any of those people have been able to convince a publisher that any of those books would sell!!!!!