For years and haven't realised!!!!

I now work with a workforce that mostly consists of Mackems and Yakkers....love them all by the way!!!!

But anyway a lass at work laughed at me when I said....'wha Tarms it now'!!!!

She laughing squealed....'TARM'!!!!

I replied 'yeah'....'as in it's tarm for tea'!!!!

'No' she said....'you pronounce it 'Tiiiimmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' man'!!!!

Anyway she pissed her doggers which I thought was a bit radged like and then it was tarm for our ferst break!!!!

Mental these fuckers like....but I like them....and Horden.... ....but mostly I haven't got a clue what they are on a boot'!!!!

One the other week....from Sunderland....said him and their lass were going 'Klethes' shopping!!!!

I was that embarrassed and never had the tarm like to ask what the fuck he was 'onaboot' so I just agreed....'whey eye marra'....I thought he was shopping for detergent like stuff like!!!!

BTW....you are 'Marra' in the Colleries area and then 'Bud' anywhere North!!!! And in Artlepool it's 'Mate'....I FUCKING HATE CALLING ANYONE MATE....I do not even call my aqquaintense....my FUCKING MATES MATE!!!! IT'S like shaking hands with people you only seen yesterday....I DON'T shake hands with the fucking Pope and I haven't even seen him!!!!
*I did see Pope John Paul II at York and aslo saw Bill Graham at Roker Park....never kissed or shook their fucking hands though....mental bastards!!!!

But whilst in Malta and in a Church type thing there was a Pew....(a chair type thing you see in beer gardens to the unbeliever types)....and it had a plaque attached....and it said....'Pope John Paul Sat Here whilst listening to a Mass'....so fuck it....I sat there and got my photo took with my cock out whilst gently stroking it with a Bible!!!!

How fucking hard am I eh?!?!

I'm not actually....I got my photo took only after I said to my partner at the time....I'll put some money in the collection box....no cock....no wANKING....nothing....she sort of agreed....sort of!!!!

I felt shan anyway....cos actually I never wanked....I never touched myself at all....I actually felt humble sitting where Pope John Paul II actually sat....and as much as I KNOW Religion is all a Fairy Tale....It was nice!!!!

I would put Pope John Paul II in my all time list of 5 cushty people that I would spend an hour with in a Pub!!!!

(New Thread Coming)!!!!

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FUCKING FUCK....I'VE JUST SPENT 40 MINS ABOUT POPE JOHN PAUL II BUT HE WAS IN MY TOP 5 OF PEOPLE GOING FOR A DRINK....HE WAS NO.5....I THEN STARTED ON NUMBER 4....BUT IN NO ORDER....IT DISSAPPEARED!!!! *

*NOT SURE WHAT THAT SPELLS BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WIZARD OF OZ!!!!

btw...if youve been typing for ages and it is cAPITALS OR NO Capitals....hahhahahahha....do es anyone on the Bunker mind????

FUCK 0FF....THE BUNKER IS THE BUNKER....NOT JUST SPEELING MISTAKES...(BTW THE BUNKER MADE THE SPELLING MISTAKE UP 'SPEEILNG' UP....'....AND I WILL TRY AND AND PROVE THAT THAT IS RIGHT....IF NOT I WILL FUCKING PROVE THAT THAT HIS FWVINKG RIGHT....NOT SURE TOFULL STOP OR JUST ENJOY



....10 YEARS OF THE BUNKER....AMAZING PEOPLE....THIS TIME NEXT MONTH IS 10 FUCKING YEARS....AND WE HATE EACH OTHER....WE AGREE WITH OTHER....WE TAKE THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND HUSH UP....BUT THE BUNKER GIVES ALL OF US A SHOUT....ALL YOU SHOUTER DOWNS....LOOK WHO HAS EVER BEEN BANNED....NOT FUCKING MANY....THE BUNKER IS THE PEOPLE'S WORD....EVERYTHING IS ALLOWED UNLESS IT IS BLATANT....thinking of a word....got it....HATE!!!!

I'm A Skinhead....I've been a Skinhead since 1980....I first heard Madness and saw Madness on the telly in 1980....me and my brothers and sister got 'Record Tokens' for Boots....our David who was a 'Plastic Mod' wanted 'Embarasment'.....sold out....so I got Madness Baggy Trousers!!!!

I went to Martyrs as a 'mini' Skin!!!! I thought SKINHEAD was Racist and Nazi....and then I just sAT AND THOUGHT....remember....i was 8....and then 10....and then 13 and then 18....etc....and then it was when I decided,,,,16 actually....I joined SHARP and AFA....yeah you say....and....but I was still an 'Hooligan'....don't care what you say....best years of my LIFE!!!!

But yeah what turned me was....never turned me really like....BUT....
you know when you get a bit older....and you have family....next time you are going to prison....

I will say now ....Blue Order....best years of my life....BLUE ORDER....Me and a friend of mine came up the the name out on the piss....might of been the Royal....bah!!!!

REGRET....ABSOLUTELY....NONE....THE COLONEL WILL SAY....BUGGER BUGGER ETC....BUT US GOING OUT TO WATCH POOLS IN SOME OTHER TOWN OR CITY AND WE TAKE OVER....WOW....TAKE DRUGS MATE COS I NEVER AND IT FWLT BRILLIANT....NO DRUGS DRINK....JUST HARTLEPOOL....I LOVED THAT!!!!

You had a Pimms?

It's them Bloody Mary's.

And I always say Ambliance.

Don' ever change.